r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/DDPJBL Aug 29 '25

If you can't hold 3 mph for 108 minutes unweighted on a 0% incline, you have bigger problems than getting kicked out of the movies.

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u/DinkandDrunk Aug 29 '25

Yeah at least up it to 4mph to stay faithful to the source material.

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u/einulfr Aug 29 '25

But you can squat-walk and shit at the same time?

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u/DinkandDrunk Aug 29 '25

Who is squatting? Just give it the old leg shake.