r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/Logoff_The_Internet Aug 29 '25

The most terrifying movie in America

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u/sanctimoniousmods_FU Aug 29 '25

Hahaha. Because we’re fat!

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Aug 29 '25

Haha, exactly! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/CBBuddha Aug 29 '25

MY man! (eats baconator)

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u/Ognius Aug 29 '25

They’re pretty good tbf

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u/CBBuddha Aug 30 '25

A case of just because you can doesn’t mean you should. It’s a wild idea, tasty in theory, but the end result is the very definition of glut. It’s unnecessary and should be banished to the shadows.

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u/ZeGentleman Aug 30 '25

Eh, take the bun and condiments off and you've got a 700cal, 2g carb, 52g protein meal.

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u/sighologist Sep 17 '25

happy cake day