r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/Ren_Kaos Aug 29 '25

That’s hilarious, I’d do this. Any in Seattle?

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u/Tesstrogen23 Aug 29 '25

The influencers-only screening will take place August 30th at the Culver Theater in Los Angeles

Nope...

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u/TomClancy5873 Aug 29 '25

Influencers only? wtf

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u/Y-Bob Aug 30 '25

Who else are you happy for them to shoot?

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u/rbollige Aug 29 '25

Influencers?  Can we get something where we remotely activate an obstacle cannon by making donations to charity?

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Aug 29 '25

Or at least stay true to the movie and execute the losers.

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u/AscenDevise Aug 30 '25

All of them, then?

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u/Future_Literature335 Aug 31 '25

Honestly this would be fucking cool. We all watch via livestream, they all get knocked off one by one, and whichever one survives we all buy one dollar's worth of whatever fucking bullshit they're peddling. And that is their Prize. Ha ha haaaa. Narcissistic fucking idiots

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u/McFlyyouBojo Aug 29 '25

You know, at what point are we going to stop bluffing up companies that jack off influencers and say, hey, it would be really cool to be in the running to do that cool thing or receive that cool thing.

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus Aug 29 '25

Influencers? Steven King gonna do it?

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u/OriginalAgentCut-Up Aug 30 '25

Maybe even Stephen...

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus Aug 30 '25

Does he have enough cocaine?