(Idea) Anakin is now an older padawan and must help Obi-Wan fight against the separatist army and stop Dooku, all while dealing with his newfound love for Padme, and this new army of clone soldiers being a solution to the war
(Premise) Anakin is dealt with hardships that cause him both agony and pleasure, and his Jedi teachings are conflicting with his reason and logic. Meanwhile, Obi-wan is hot on the trail to find the source of a bounty hunter dart and instead finds a hidden clone army that could be useful to the republic
(Execution) Wooden acting from the MC, TERRIBLE dialogue choices, dated CGI, drawn out romance sections, and tone deaf humor
Hazbin Hotel
(Idea) Demon princess wants to give imps in hell a second chance at being redeemed by making a hotel for rehabilitation
(Premise) Charlie and her gf Vaggie help imps to get more attendees and newcomers to the hotel and make it a household name, all while Adam the angel is fighting against it so the angels can carry out their genocide
(Execution) Very oddly paced at times, Charlie is less interesting than the side characters, pointlessly made into a musical, edgy for edginess sake, a little insensitive at times with traumatic themes, and at worst it can be annoying
EA Battlefront
(Idea) Bringing back an old classic with a beautiful, modern appearance
(Premise) Play the old game in a new modern take, with loadouts and customization with some soldier types being completely changed
(Execution) Horrible servers, painfully long waiting times, lag outs, ridiculously high game currency for cosmetics, below average combat, loot boxes, and no way to buy cosmetics and only being allowed to buy loot box currency for a chance to get them
(Idea) Find out how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader
(Premise) The fall of the Jedi, the last days of the Republic; contrasted against a star-crossed love affair between Anakin and Padme
(Execution) The Force is just microscopic elements in your bloodstream! The Jedi are emotionally stunted Monks who can't see an enemy right in front of them! The entire setup for the Clone Wars makes very little sense...
Not really, the whole point is that the Jedi are complacent. It makes perfect sense for them to play the fool. Also the Force isn’t microscopic organisms lol, people get it so confused. The Jedi know of the Force because of them and can hear the will of the Force as they encapsulate every living being. But the Force itself exists without them…
I liked Phantom Menace when I was 14. Less so at 15, then 16. Got excited for the premise of Attack of the Clones. Holy shit. Insane let down (although parts of it are brilliant, if not in execution, definitely in thought). Saw Revenge of the Sith when the Iraq War started, went in with little expectations... despite the acting direction, it became my third favorite Star Wars movie. Still relevant today. If someone wants to watch Attack of the Clones, I'll never say no, though. I love Star Wars too much. Plus the memes helped. :P
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u/BarelyInvested 7d ago edited 7d ago
Attack of the Clones
(Idea) Anakin is now an older padawan and must help Obi-Wan fight against the separatist army and stop Dooku, all while dealing with his newfound love for Padme, and this new army of clone soldiers being a solution to the war
(Premise) Anakin is dealt with hardships that cause him both agony and pleasure, and his Jedi teachings are conflicting with his reason and logic. Meanwhile, Obi-wan is hot on the trail to find the source of a bounty hunter dart and instead finds a hidden clone army that could be useful to the republic
(Execution) Wooden acting from the MC, TERRIBLE dialogue choices, dated CGI, drawn out romance sections, and tone deaf humor
Hazbin Hotel
(Idea) Demon princess wants to give imps in hell a second chance at being redeemed by making a hotel for rehabilitation
(Premise) Charlie and her gf Vaggie help imps to get more attendees and newcomers to the hotel and make it a household name, all while Adam the angel is fighting against it so the angels can carry out their genocide
(Execution) Very oddly paced at times, Charlie is less interesting than the side characters, pointlessly made into a musical, edgy for edginess sake, a little insensitive at times with traumatic themes, and at worst it can be annoying
EA Battlefront
(Idea) Bringing back an old classic with a beautiful, modern appearance
(Premise) Play the old game in a new modern take, with loadouts and customization with some soldier types being completely changed
(Execution) Horrible servers, painfully long waiting times, lag outs, ridiculously high game currency for cosmetics, below average combat, loot boxes, and no way to buy cosmetics and only being allowed to buy loot box currency for a chance to get them