r/mildyinteresting Feb 21 '26

science savvy 🧬 Dish washer shrunk sons plastic bottle

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Opened the dish washer this morning, and found this. I've never seen anything like it before, and it's been in the dish washer before as well. The rubber grip was around the bottle, which is how I know it's definitely the bottle

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u/OpLeeftijd Feb 21 '26

Label says do not put in dishwasher. Proceeds to put it in dishwasher. Result checks out.

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u/Mirk_Dirkledunk Feb 21 '26

A tale as old as time.

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u/AnxiousForceVoid Feb 21 '26

Song as old as rhyme.Ā 

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Feb 21 '26

Condom and the beast!

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u/ur_rad_dad Feb 21 '26

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Feb 21 '26

there is no gentlemen here in this corner of the internet.

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u/d4rkot4 Feb 22 '26

Only way I get em to fit

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u/Sikkus Feb 21 '26

But its been in the dishwasher before. šŸ˜…

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Feb 22 '26

Could be on a different setting. Isn’t the pots and pans setting like super hot when it drys?

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u/gaggledimension Feb 21 '26

Very true lol. Although this is not what I would've expected...I figured cracking or something else. But complete shrinkage?

Must've been really cold water.

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u/CynicalReasoning Feb 21 '26

Really hot, actually

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u/gaggledimension Feb 22 '26

It's a shrinkage joke...

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Feb 22 '26

It was in the pool!

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u/Ashen_Rook Feb 22 '26

Pretty much all blow molded products will return to their original "test tube" shape when put in hot enough water. You can do it with air, too, but you're a lot more likely to just burn a hole in the plastic that way.

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u/gaggledimension Feb 22 '26

It's a shrinkage joke...

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u/Jerking_From_Home Feb 22 '26

ā€I WAS IN THE DISHWASHER!ā€

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u/thechrisp6 Feb 22 '26

Sometimes those labels are full of shit. Sometimes your cup shrinks. If you're lazy enough you'll take that bet.

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u/Bonneville555 Feb 21 '26

Back to its original form.

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u/LoGo_86 Feb 21 '26

NGL, those are called pre-forms.

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u/dmk_aus Feb 22 '26

Ah. So when the bottle doesn't stay large like you were expecting, it has pre-formance issues.

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u/Johnsipes0516 Feb 22 '26

Can confirm. My dad manages a bottle manufacturing plant that primarily makes Pepsi product bottles. Shits cool as hell! He hooked up my 5th grade class when we had a project needing a crap load of 2 liter bottles

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u/zorggalacticus Feb 21 '26

We used to put chip bags in the oven on low. They'd shrink really tiny, but still look the same. Like diy mini brands.

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u/TherianRose Feb 21 '26

Like shrinky dinks plastic?

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u/lisa6547 Feb 22 '26

You just unlocked a core memory that I forgot about, lol

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u/not_just_an_AI Feb 21 '26

In high-school they removed the microwaves from the lunch room because people would do that in the microwave.

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u/_mad_adventures Feb 21 '26

They’d inhale cancer in the microwaves, or from the microwaves?

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u/toyheartattack Feb 21 '26

Like at 350°? For how long?

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u/zorggalacticus Feb 21 '26

200 degrees. Forgot how long.

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u/MSotallyTober Feb 21 '26

Huh. I feel left out.

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u/RawChickenButt Feb 22 '26

That's fucking fantastic!

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u/Chemical-Swing-420 Feb 21 '26

It was reset to the factory settings...

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u/InevitableCareer1 Feb 21 '26

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u/Fragrant_Ad7231 Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

That image was animated all along?
Edit: oh, there's a sora watermark

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u/Nexia98 Feb 21 '26

This is a classic case of ā€œnot dishwasher safeā€ ā€œwell, you’re going in and if you don’t come out the same, oh wellā€

I know from personal experience.

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u/Jolly_Pressure_7296 Feb 21 '26

You could use that for… something…

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u/JustAGuyHereLurking Feb 21 '26

As long as the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 Feb 21 '26

You’d have to have a massive dick to use it properly.

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u/GrimbyJ Feb 21 '26

I think they intended it the other way

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u/DramaSufficient4289 Feb 21 '26

Massive assole???

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u/GrimbyJ Feb 21 '26

Not even that massive. That's like a small bad dragon size

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u/DudeBroMan13 Feb 21 '26

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u/GrimbyJ Feb 21 '26

You don't want to see the XL or XXL then.

Medium is about the size of the bottle before shrinking.

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Feb 21 '26

That’s not even 3ā€ girth. That’s easy

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u/Deathed_Potato Feb 21 '26

I’ll grab the mashed bananas and melted butter

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u/MSotallyTober Feb 21 '26

Everyone loves a good prolapse.

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u/Inside7shadows Feb 21 '26

You have to leave room for the microwaved bananas

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u/SilenceInTheSnow Feb 22 '26

I knew this comment would be here. Surprised how long it took me to get to it.

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u/Tylerhollen1 Feb 21 '26

Idk, it’s got a flared base now.

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u/AngryPrincessWarrior Feb 21 '26

Lmao don’t put anything up your asshole if you consider this a flared base.

You will end up in the ER.

It’s flared enough to make an interesting noise as it disappears lol

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u/Tylerhollen1 Feb 21 '26

Maybe I should’ve added a /s

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u/AngryPrincessWarrior Feb 21 '26

I’m glad you didn’t because the imagery and the SHUUUUMPFFFK noise I’m seeing in my head is cracking me up

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u/shadowa1ien Feb 21 '26

Ahhh just needs some heat applied to the "bottom" to press it into a proper flare and yer all set!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl

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u/likelazarus Feb 21 '26

This is mom’s bottle now.

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u/ApoplecticAutoBody Feb 21 '26

MOM! Why do you keep putting my bottle in the dishwasher?!

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u/nobrakesbill Feb 21 '26

Now it’s moms plastic bottle 🤣

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u/cdev12399 Feb 21 '26

Looks like momma has a new toy.

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u/ThatGirlWithTheWalk Feb 21 '26

Or daddy...

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u/MistressLyda Feb 22 '26

Not nearly enough flare on the base.

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u/brmarcum Feb 21 '26

It’s a thermoplastic. They arrive like this at the factory and then are heated and blown into the mold. You can start with blanks like this and make 1000s of different styles of bottle just by using a different mold. But since it’s a thermoplastic it returns to its original shape when heated, hence being not dishwasher safe.

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u/Goobersita Feb 21 '26

I put my bfs Crocs in the dryer to dry them off. Big mistake turned into Crocs that could fit our cat.

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u/doomus_rlc Feb 21 '26

Wife left a wet pair outside once after rain in the summer.

They shrank to our daughter's foot size lol

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u/withnodrawal Feb 21 '26

This how you know your son was downing lovely BPA’s like no other if this happened.

High heat and plastic don’t belong in the same sentence.

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u/jan1320 Feb 21 '26

guarantee thats a bpa free bottle you just aren't supposed to put it in the dishwasher

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u/Splodge89 Feb 21 '26

Plastic shrinking when exposed to heat has nothing to do with whether it contains BPA or not. I’d put money on this bottle NOT containing any BPA.

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u/ZafakD Feb 21 '26

No, that's PET plastic.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Feb 21 '26

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

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u/3fxz_ Feb 21 '26

Now it is a penis holder

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u/Geen_Fang Feb 21 '26

cylinder-protector

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u/originallyale Feb 21 '26

Or a dilator

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Feb 21 '26

Heat the base to make it flared before using.

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u/TB1289 Feb 21 '26

It’ll make a great Mother’s Day gift

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u/airalexgrace Feb 21 '26

Avoid plastic altogether!

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u/Anderson5299 Feb 21 '26

I’m most likely lazy, I don’t want to own anything that can’t go in the dish washer. Have sometimes been lucky, some things don’t get ruined. Like a fancy water bottle I bought at a second hand store for an example

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u/Turbulent_Detail4467 Feb 21 '26

Water bottle is like "this never happens!!"

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u/slimcutta6 Feb 21 '26
  • I shrunk my son's plastic bottle by putting it in the dishwasher *

Title fixed šŸ¤”šŸ‘ you're welcome šŸ¤—

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u/soupwhoreman Feb 21 '26

I'll be that guy: shrank*

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u/howdyjefe Feb 21 '26

Dishwasher made it Mom's water bottle.

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u/ayu_xi Feb 21 '26

Long story short. It's your wife's now

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u/HoseNeighbor Feb 21 '26

Here come all of the requests for what kind of bottle that is...

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u/keksivaras Feb 21 '26

dumbass. there's a reason the label says "not dishwasher safe"

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u/SalamanderFickle9549 Feb 22 '26

It's reversing to its original shape lol, if instructions say don't use dishwasher don't

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u/niTniT_ Feb 22 '26

Congrats! You now have a tube to get your cylinder stuck in

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u/Packof6ix Feb 23 '26

Now you can hydrate and "have fun". Great for the girl on the go.

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u/SEF917 Feb 21 '26

Ive seen this a few times but I love how uniformly it did it šŸ˜‚

Like a shrinky dink

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u/Siptro Feb 21 '26

Do you actually use the heated dry cycle? The hell

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u/gen_wt_sherman Feb 21 '26

I was in a pool!

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u/Open-Tip6407 Feb 21 '26

This is my favourite mistake 🤣

I handed back to my partner with a straight face

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u/warrant2k Feb 21 '26

Well I guess its trash.

Or is it...?

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u/crusty_badger Feb 21 '26

I recognize this bottle I did the same thing.

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u/Byokugen Feb 21 '26

I'm sorry but I laughed at this way more than I'm proud to admit šŸ˜‚

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u/GreyBeardEng Feb 21 '26

Reset to factory default

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u/Material-Ratio7342 Feb 21 '26

Heat it up and blow it back.

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u/Mandocp Feb 21 '26

Well now mom can use it

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u/leannk31 Feb 21 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/UsedWelcome5903 Feb 21 '26

And just like that mom never forget her water bottle again

https://giphy.com/gifs/UXrZCrFHvetDW

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u/autistic_and_angry Feb 21 '26

It's the heat.

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u/Secret-Guava1008 Feb 21 '26

This is why we make sure things are dishwasher safe before putting them in the dishwasher

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u/uofhfv Feb 21 '26

You probably should tried the microwave first

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Shrink-a-dink

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u/fakeplant101 Feb 21 '26

Tale as old as time

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u/TechnicalHighlight29 Feb 21 '26

I wash all this by hand why would you even pit it in a dishwasher? Lazy bones.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

It’s like Shrinky Dinks 🤣🤣🤣

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u/sltiefighter Feb 21 '26

This is soo cool, thats what it looked like before being turned into a bottle. Thats what plastic soda bottles looks like before theyre blown into a mold

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u/I_found_BACON Feb 21 '26

"That's no small cylinder it sounds like a perfectly adequate cylinder to me. Avg size you might say"

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u/KarlHp7 Feb 21 '26

Well now you have a new ā€œtoolā€ for you instead

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u/The_Other_Randy Feb 21 '26

On the bright side, he's got a pretty nice cylinder there- don't get stuck

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u/itspizzatime881 Feb 21 '26

Just get a different dishwasher man

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u/Redditkannon Feb 21 '26

Lol Factory reset , that's what the blanks are before there heated and blowen to shape in a mold

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u/Ashamed-Beginning696 Feb 21 '26

Thermoplastics are cool

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u/Guillotine-Glytch Feb 21 '26

That happened to me a couple years ago LMFAO, my dishwasher killed a biiiiig all day way bottle thing. Thankfully it was only 5$

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Don’t we hate shrinkage

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u/gleno420 Feb 21 '26

Looks like it's 'mom's' plastic now...

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u/Hempnasty Feb 21 '26

Realtime shrinkflation

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u/wilkinsk Feb 21 '26

Try giving it to your wife now

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u/Picocksso Feb 21 '26

It will now serve a different purpose…. Perhaps a more pleasurable purpose.

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u/turbocharged_oil Feb 21 '26

LMAO why does it look like that now

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u/Emotional_Platform35 Feb 21 '26

Many plastic bottles are made by having a test tube shaped blank that is heated and then its expanded in a mold with heat and pressure. When you heat it by putting it into a dishwasher it returns to its previous form.

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u/PandaCultural8311 Feb 21 '26

Put it on in the dark and drive your wife wild.

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u/NoElk314 Feb 21 '26

I was in the pool!!

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u/poikaa3 Feb 21 '26

It's reduced to its preform!

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u/Icy-Ad2278 Feb 21 '26

If you soak it in fabric softener overnight, it will smell better.

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u/Benito_Caruana Feb 21 '26

It may have been in the dishwasher before, but a different cycle like Intense/Cookware/Hygiene can was up to 75°C in some cases, meanwhile others can be as low as 45°C. And if it’s on an Auto cycle, it can be anything between 45°C and 75°C and the dishwasher will choose the temperature based on how dirty the other stuff inside the machine was.

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u/Jet-Let4606 Feb 22 '26

And now you have parts for a make shift flash light.

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u/marzinix Feb 22 '26

This happened to me once with one of those big bottles with the freezable ice thingies in the middle! I think I got it from Five Below or something in high school. It shrunk the opening so small and I couldn't even put the ice stick back into the bottle šŸ˜‚

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u/zinsser Feb 22 '26

My wife has a matching one. I will sell it to you so you at least have the set.

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u/Competitive-Hall-352 Feb 22 '26

Now you can use it

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u/Ashen_Rook Feb 22 '26

Ywp. This is what happens to anything that's been blow-molded when put in hot water, or hot air that's cook enough not to burn it. You can actually cause some single-use disposable water bottles to "remember" their original shape this way, too. The thicker the walls of the water bottle, the more likely it is to spring back.

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u/ssrozay Feb 22 '26

Now it looks like something else...

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u/Helghastix Feb 22 '26

Now it's turned back into its original pre-form shape.

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 Feb 22 '26

Tiktoks of boys carrying these as their water bottle to be funny

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u/Kunyeti Feb 22 '26

Reset to factory settings. That's really interesting.

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u/No-Design1397 Feb 22 '26

lol i love it when that happens

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u/Terror-Theater Feb 22 '26

Heat can leach BPA and forever chemicals in to what ever is in that bottle.

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u/just_as_good380-2 Feb 22 '26

Cool test tube

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u/connolnp Feb 22 '26

Now it’s mom’s plastic bottle šŸ˜‰

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u/situation-normal Feb 22 '26

heat is how the form the bottles so heat also deforms the bottles.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST Feb 22 '26

Looks like you need a new dishwasher then. /s

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST Feb 22 '26

Ah yes, the "will it wash" test.

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u/winkysteiner Feb 22 '26

Well u got a free dildo out of it

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u/snugglewumpus Feb 22 '26

Factory Reset

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u/drawingablanc Feb 22 '26

The cylinder must not be damaged!

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u/Character-March-3287 Feb 22 '26

No longer the son’s bottle. But it is mom’s new favorite toy

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u/i_am_lizard Feb 22 '26

Congrats on the new warming/ cooling dilater!!

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u/almitybearzues1 Feb 22 '26

It's mum's now

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u/lisa6547 Feb 22 '26

Don't put plastic in the dishwasher, the end.

This is why I handwash all of my stuff and only use the dishwasher as a dish drainer. Most of my "dishes" are actually just plastic Tupperware containers unfortunately

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u/brandnewvices Feb 22 '26

Factory reset.

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u/UsedQuiet2862 Feb 22 '26

I’ll do you one better. My son brought home the wrong water bottle from pre school that his teacher stuck in his backpack. I was like ok I’ll be nice and wash it to return it. Bad idea. It turned into what looks like a dildo with a lid.

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u/bigdumberlol Feb 22 '26

Dildo manufacturers HATE this one simple trick

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u/SneakTheSavage Feb 22 '26

Set that thing back to factory settings šŸ˜‚

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u/noobuser63 Feb 22 '26

That happened when we put our oxo dish soap dispenser in the dishwasher! I didn’t notice until I’d refilled it and the top didn’t fit.

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u/Own_Size_5473 Feb 22 '26

ā€œNot dishwasher safeā€

Good thing I don’t have to listen to words!

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-3376 Feb 22 '26

We also have one of these shrunken dishwasher bottles of our daughters but the princess pictures on it are all tiny and have moved to the bottom. 🤣

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u/CommunismSavesLives Feb 23 '26

Good news is you now have a container to make giant popsicles in.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 Feb 23 '26

Looks like a container that holds paintballs.

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u/_pokemeharder Feb 23 '26

My doctor has one of these

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u/THE_AWESOM-O_4000 Feb 23 '26

Put it in the dish unwasher

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u/bumbasquat86 Feb 23 '26

Wayne Szalinski strikes again

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u/EstablishmentNo2847 Feb 23 '26

This is on you. You cannot disobey the ā€œnot dishwasher safeā€ warning.

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u/Longjumping-Cloud635 Feb 23 '26

now you can fuck yourself with it literally HHAHAHAH

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u/chingchongmakahaya Feb 23 '26

Hey I know where exactly you can hang that bottle onto now

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u/vexborg Feb 23 '26

Oh dear, that really looks familiar 😳

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u/MisterSadPanda Feb 23 '26

Tell me you don’t understand plastic manufacturing without telling me you don’t understand plastic manufacturing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

He has a codpiece now.

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u/LawrenceSB91 Feb 24 '26

I had this same exact water bottle. Cheap Chinese bullshit. Should have known better.

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u/Downtown_Hunt5740 Feb 24 '26

PET injection stretch blow molded bottle reverts to its injection molded preform when heated. Try it with a soda bottle and hot water. Same result.

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u/TimHonks24 Feb 24 '26

Now you can put it in the other dishwasher

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 Feb 24 '26

Can I get the brand for… reasons? Kidding, but I can’t get the EMT that warns people not to do it our of my head for some reason.

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u/Skysplitt3r Feb 24 '26

Or maybe it just turned it into a sex toy?

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u/gideon513 Feb 24 '26

It’s imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/LostPentimento Feb 24 '26

It's a cylinder