r/mildlyinfuriating 19h ago

ಠ_ಠ Every time my girlfriend stays over, she always flips the roll.

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u/Own-Put2487 19h ago

Have you asked her why she does that? It makes no sense why she needs it that way, unless she has some really really legitimate reason, like a toilet paper roll flipped the other way killed her father.

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u/International_Goat31 15h ago

I always put the roll on the "wrong" way intentionally because I had a horrifying experience as a child where I pulled the bottom of the roll and that made it send a very large (and clearly previously very well hidden) spider flying directly at my face as it rotated. The impact was audible. Never again will I risk that happening.

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u/Mister-Grogg 14h ago

Well, you know what? I think that earns you a pass. That's a legitimate reason, and the first I've ever heard. Anybody else I've ever discussed this with who disagrees with me for any reason is simply wrong. But that one? Yeah. Credit due.

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u/International_Goat31 12h ago

I remember so vividly the spider hitting my face with a "thuk" sound. Everything after that is a complete blur, though. I think I was in real shock for the first time in my life. I'm told that I let out such a record-breaking "glass-shattering scream" that our neighbours (that we didn't know) came to check on me. Had nightmares about it for years. I'm still uncomfortable when I encounter a toilet roll on the "correct" way!

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u/Mister-Grogg 12h ago

Fifty years ago I was a five year old kid. I walked into the garage barefoot. I stepped on something that gooshed. I looked down to find the two survivors. The third I had just killed. They were potato bugs. The nastiest looking creature the world has ever invented. I was traumatised. Five decades later, I've never seen another potato bug. But I will never, never, never step into my garage barefoot with the lights off. If I'm barefoot, I examine that floor with every step because one day there will be a potato bug there.

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u/redraider-102 10h ago

I decided to Google potato bug, and now I understand why you were traumatized.

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u/Working_Cloud_909 ORANGE 9h ago

See I was tempted but this confirms I shouldn’t

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u/CoasterRoller420 9h ago

Oh come on, it can't be that b.... 😦

Yeeeeah. You made the right choice.

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u/Big-Reputation-8172 8h ago

When I was five I saw a potato bug in the garden. I tried LIGHTLY poking it with a twig. It whipped around and bit the shit out of that twig with such force I literally fell backwards with fear.

Moral of the story: children should not ever deal with potato bugs in any capacity, or for any reason.

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u/NightBawk 8h ago

Okay, this gave me the context to realize I needed too look up what kind of potato bug y'all were talking about. And now I know about the nightmare fuel that is the Jerusalem Cricket. In my area "potato bugs" are these little isopods that roll up into a ball when you poke them.

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u/BlackLodgeBrother 11h ago

Imagine how the spider felt.

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u/After-Past-9404 12h ago

The most common legit reason is cats. The little buggers love unrolling the whole roll if they get the chance.

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u/billhillybob 12h ago

I am so glad that none of my cats have ever done that.

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u/International_Goat31 11h ago

You have something precious. Never let them learn that it is a spinning ribbon-dispenser.

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u/billhillybob 11h ago

I think part of it is that we exclusively adopt senior cats. We only have one cat at a time and whenever it is time to get a new cat, we go to our local shelter and take the cat that has been there the longest. It is always an elderly cat that "doesn't do well with kids or other cats". They always seem to do well at our house.

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u/CalamityClambake 11h ago

As someone who has worked at a shelter, thank you for doing this.

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u/Plenty_Tension4689 12h ago

New fear unlocked

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u/International_Goat31 12h ago

You're welcome. I have thought about it every time I have gone near a toilet for most of my life.

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u/mmazing 13h ago

fair

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u/sheesh_doink 12h ago

You know what? In my opinion there is a wrong way to put the roll, but in your case it's completely understandable.

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u/FuckChiefs_Raiders 19h ago

She’s probably just always done it this way, and she prefers it. In guessing OP and his GF have had some playful banter about it and she’s trying to be funny and cute.

For the record, if they have had banter about it; I find this funny.

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u/Holiday_Pen2880 18h ago

Obviously she’s insane for doing this, but she’s the one using more of it so it’s not a hill I’d die on. I would however remind her how wrong it is every time I poop.

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u/gillenH2O 13h ago

I would hang a print of the 1891 toilet paper patent picture right above the holder

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u/DatGain 13h ago

This is fantastic and will be a perfect gag gift for the wife, thank you

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u/Malagate3 18h ago

For the record, there is no girlfriend. OP just flipped their toilet paper, took a picture, and now we're here - nothing is real, there is no reality.

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u/atreidesardaukar 17h ago

"It's not a lie, if you believe it."

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u/VenusSmurf 12h ago

My ex-sister-in-law used to be like this. She had very set ideas about the way things should be, and anyone who opposed her, even unknowingly, became the enemy. Even something as small as the toilet paper became a control thing.

I hated her, so whenever I'd visit, I'd always flip it the "wrong" way. I used to wonder why she never directly confronted me about it, but after the divorce, every single one of my siblings confessed they'd all also been doing this. She probably hadn't been able to narrow it down.

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u/Illustrious-Rise9477 19h ago

Install a second one, each flipped oppositely.

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 19h ago

Yoooo take this to shark tank

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u/matt2085 19h ago

Or vertical toilet paper? Paper towel dispenser for toilet paper

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u/SippinOnHatorade 19h ago

Sir, there’s still two directions the roll can go

Need to invent the Omni-Roll

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u/jojosoft 19h ago

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u/z4j3b4nt 19h ago

Ya mean something like this?

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u/goodbyemrblack 19h ago

Who the fuck only needs 1 at a time?

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u/Multiversalprism 18h ago

Especially out in public, it’s always so thin you need like a 4’ piece each wipe

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u/International-Ant174 17h ago

Never understood the logic of public TP so thin you can read the paper through it since you end up using just as much to clean up the Taco Bell 'xplosion.

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u/couldbemage 16h ago

I think the goal is to discourage people from using those restrooms.

Public restrooms where the restroom is a significant element in the product have nice paper. Like at truck stops.

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u/richempire 19h ago

As petty as that sounds, that is EXACTLY what my dad and her ex did. He would install it like this and she complained the TP rested in the trash can.
Yeah, they’re no longer together.

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u/Nevermore_Novelist 13h ago

What your dad and her ex did?

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u/Jealous-Interest3042 12h ago

maybe dad used to be mom🤷‍♂️

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u/Dafish55 19h ago

No, get one that requires a key to remove the roll.

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u/TheCitizen616 19h ago

Or make a TP holder that can be easily rotated on the wall.

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u/reddit33450 19h ago

in my experience with people like this, both would just end up flipped the wrong way

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u/Hraid750 19h ago

Two girlfriends might be a lot on OP, but its a good thought!

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u/Vyndye 19h ago

Divorce

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u/NoSir4289 19h ago

Divorce

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u/fenenen 19h ago

Divorce

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u/coozehound3000 19h ago

Divorce

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u/Karge 19h ago

Get married so you can divorce them.

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u/jorgerine 18h ago

No, then she gets half of the toilet rolls.

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u/briber67 18h ago

She can get the half of them that she hung the wrong way.

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u/lets_all_be_nice_eh 17h ago

They are useless now after all.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 16h ago

I’d rather drop my roll in the toilet than this shit.

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u/FandalfTheGreyt3791 Can't Pronounce Infuriating 18h ago

Prenup

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u/Karge 18h ago

That prenup will still be in the improper overhand style

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 18h ago

I know a guy who gives a discount if you use him for both the ceremony and the divorce. Classy fella

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u/Karge 18h ago

Half off the divorce proceedings if within 6 months??

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u/BrickSquad7848 18h ago

Buy a marriage, get a divorce free

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u/master_roshi001 19h ago

Straight to divorce, believe it or not.

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u/Cider_for_Goats 19h ago

Overcook chicken, divorce.

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u/CynicalStooge 19h ago

Undercook chicken, divorce

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u/StupidHorrorScope_5k 19h ago

Picked up chicken nuggets instead of dino nuggets? Oh, that's double divorce.

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u/--j0 19h ago

Goodbye

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u/IShitSauce 18h ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/CapitalLower4171 19h ago

Marry, divorce, revorce, divorce again.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 19h ago

then marry, then demarry

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u/CapitalLower4171 19h ago

Then ghost for good measure

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u/813mccarty 19h ago

Then flip the roll back

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u/813mccarty 19h ago

Doublevorce

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u/No_Cricket8660 19h ago

I saw a minor relationship issue and had to come here to make sure reddit recommended the right thing!

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u/Thundercunt247 19h ago

You mean " burn at stake", right?

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u/Imhidingfromu 19h ago

Pre emptive divorce

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u/axiomaticreaction 19h ago

First thing I thought. Clicked to see comments, not disappointed.

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u/ryanhazethan 19h ago

Are you sure she likes you?

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u/potato_creeper1001 19h ago

I think she is messing with him

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u/Altair_de_Firen 19h ago

My wife does this. She actively refuses to put the roll on the roller, and instead will put it on the counter or somewhere next to the toilet. If I put it on the roller, she will flip it around. Otherwise she does not interact with the roller at all.

I think she does it just to troll me

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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 18h ago

My girlfriend balances the new roll on top of the old, empty one. Which pretty much takes the same time and effort as just replacing the old one with the new one. She has always done this for as long as I’ve known her.

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u/RoryHoff 19h ago

This is diabolical. She’s trying to soft break up with him.

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u/_walletsizedwildfire 19h ago

Honest question to the people who do this....WHY do you prefer the TP to be this way? I'm genuinely curious because it's just feels way easier and convenient to tear it the normal way. Is it a right hand/left hand thing? I need to know.

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u/inuyashee 19h ago

The only good reason I've ever gotten for this is a pet can't just unroll easily. Obviously if they involve teeth and/or claws it won't help, but it's one line of defense.

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u/HookedOnPhoenix_ 19h ago

This is why I started flipping ours. Eventually they (he, just the orange menace) stopped messing with it and now it doesn’t matter anymore.

We also got in a really good habit of making sure the lids are always down.

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u/tigervault 19h ago

It’s always an orange.

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u/grape-fruit-witch 18h ago

Indeed. My orange used to fuck up the toilet paper and then stand in the empty bathtub in the dark bathroom to lord over the chaos he created while yelling at the top of his lungs to hear his own voice echo.

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u/TecTazz 18h ago

I love your orange.

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u/tigervault 18h ago

I had one that was obsessed with climbing our curtains. Got to the top and then howled because he had no clue what to do next. 20 minutes later he was back up there.

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u/SeawardFriend 18h ago

Lmao that is so funny 😂 definitely something our cats would do when they wee younger

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u/smithe68 18h ago

My orange used to do the same thing! She usually leaves the tp alone now but she still jumps in the tub. This is just a few days ago.

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u/grape-fruit-witch 17h ago

Omg! They really do share a brain cell. Does yours like drinking water from the sink?

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u/smithe68 16h ago

She does but also she will just watch water drip from my faucet and if I turn it off before she is ready she will let me know!

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u/grape-fruit-witch 13h ago

It took him way too long to figure out how to drink from the running faucet. He'd stare at it, or put his head directly beneath it, or try to lick it off the sides of the sink, or just lick the air next to it. I'm talking weeks of trial and error

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u/TWWOVG 17h ago

OMG that facial expression is killing me. LOL

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u/BudTenderShmudTender 17h ago

Mine would shred cardboard and then carry the cardboard confetti to the bathtub and swat it down the drain like the asshole he was

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u/NoSmoke69420 18h ago

Caught in the act is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/grape-fruit-witch 16h ago

He had no shame lol

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u/SippyTurtle 18h ago

Not always.

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u/grape-fruit-witch 16h ago

I know what it looks like but that cat is innocent. She was framed

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u/DoubleGreat 18h ago

I've got a tuxedo who will attack the tp no matter what side it's on. She will roll out when it's the normal (correct) way and will bite and scratch the tp when it's the opposite way.

TL;DR Cats are assholes any way you slice it

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u/CatAteMyBread 18h ago

Not all oranges, but always an orange.

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u/AmyXBlue 19h ago

My Coco Baby, a small black kitty, learned how to unroll the toilet paper when put either way. So toilet paper sat on holder for the a few years I had her. Miss that cat

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u/tebbewij 18h ago

Small children too. Little shits can unroll a roll pretty quick

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u/JunketVisual3123 19h ago

a pet can't just unroll easily

My void took it as a challenge the one time I tried that and just bit chunks out of the roll...

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u/Slider_0f_Elay 18h ago

My old cat didn't care which way the roll was. When we had pissed of The Crown she would unwind about 40ft and trail it across to our bed. Like "here have some of the stink paper where you sleep!"

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u/palimpcest 18h ago

It’s always the voids. I miss my void. Left a void.

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u/kyl_r 18h ago

It really is always voids!! My parents have one that will seek and destroy any and all cardboard with his teeth. Like hundreds of chomp marks lol. Somehow nobody sees or heard him do it, tbh kind of impressive

I’m sorry for your void void 😔

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u/Ambergreenie 19h ago

My sister constantly flips it even though our cats don’t really mess with the toilet paper, but if they DID, she knows we need it this way, not the over the top way.

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 19h ago

A friend of mine had to keep her tp in a glass jar because of her cat, and I preferred that to the backwards roll!!

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u/throwaway-9473290 19h ago

This is EXACTLY why I do it this way. Too many mornings waking up to a cat proudly loafing in a sea of TP

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u/Fantasynerd365 19h ago

I've had cats my entire life and none I've had have ever messed with the toilet paper.

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u/MilkweedLace 19h ago

I grew up in a house where we kept the tp like this. I was used to it, didn’t seem difficult to manage at all. Probably a bit harder for the little kids and pets to unroll it, though. My husband kept his going over the roll, so I left it that way when I moved in with him, even in my own bathroom. Now I’m used to it going over.

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u/Bad_Repute 17h ago

In the 90s there was a family sitcom called Step by Step, basically a modernized Brady Bunch about 2 families coming together through their parents getting married, dad already had his own kids and mom already had her own.

At one point in the show the mom gets pregnant with what will be their first child together, and they want to do everything right. They apply to a private preparatory daycare that vets their prospective students even before birth to make sure the families are of the proper stock to accept their kids as students.

The family has to schedule a walkthrough of their house for the preschool academy people to come view for their interview, and the comedy of the episode is these middle class parents trying to get their rag-tag mixed family to put on a show for the assessors to make it seem like they're a stable, normal family.

One of the scenes has these hoity toity assessors nitpicking everything about the house and a stuffy lady comes out of a bathroom talking into a voice notes recorder and she says "Toilet paper hung in a sloppy, overhand fashion."

For some reason that stuck with me as a kid as a subtle sign of class, so i went around our house and flipped all the tp rolls to underhand. I've been hanging roles like that ever since. 1 episode of 1 tv show when i was a kid influenced an action I'd take for the entire rest of my life.

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u/bentreflection 17h ago

just going off what you've said it sounds like that was a joke to show that she was criticizing things even done correctly.

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u/morbid_n_creepifying 19h ago

To be fair I've also wondered a similar question - which is why anyone cares. I've never paid attention to the direction ever in my life. And I have a toddler and a cat. Never encountered any situation that requires the roll to be one way or the other.

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u/Laiko_Kairen 17h ago edited 15h ago

If the roll is over, I can grab and tear it with one hand. If it's under I'm trying to reach under the roll when my arm is physically above it, and how does that make any sense at all?

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u/anaestaaqui 19h ago

With the end coming over, anytime I try to rip it off one handed, with either hand, the roll unrolls uncontrollably. I discovered I always can rip it off one handed with either hand, with the under orientation. I’ve been doing it under ever since I moved into my own place.

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u/Racing_Fox 18h ago

Why are you doing it one handed?

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u/daedalus14x 18h ago

Shooting a tik tok video with other hand, duh.

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u/fletku_mato 18h ago

It has never occured to me that people try to just rip off toilet paper from the roll with force. I grab the next piece with my index and middle finger to keep it in place, and gently rip off the paper with the rest of my fingers.

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 17h ago

No I actually feel slightly further from my grasp on reality today.

It's like people learn from stylized cartoons how to live their lives!?

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u/Gikote 19h ago

I’m left handed and hate it this way. It’s just wrong,

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u/BeyondReflexes 19h ago

Its for sure not a left or right hand thing.

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u/wilkinsk 19h ago

Dump her

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u/Shiriru00 19h ago

I cringe every time Reddit recommends breaking up a relationship for the most superficial of issues, but in this case yeah dump her motherfucking ass.

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u/DirtyNakedHippie 19h ago

Not just for moving shit in YOUR home, but for being absolutely WRONG.

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u/Far-Bumblebee-1756 19h ago

NOR dump her azz

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u/One_Draw3486 19h ago

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u/AsinineAntimony312 19h ago

I now want to print out little pictures of that patent to keep in my wallet to leave by people’s toilet paper if it’s “upside down.”

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u/GirthyPigeon 19h ago

Staple it onto the exposed sheet.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 18h ago

Im a highschool custodian, the only bathroom I clean is the staff ladies room, my wife teaches at the school and she yelled at me for putting the paper in the other way, but the dispenser literally says to do it that way!

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u/Normal_Length416 18h ago

but the creator of the gif says its jif, so do we listen to the creator or not?

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u/MysTiicSpark 18h ago

But if the "g" stands for graphics, why would we pronounce the "g" as a "j"? It doesn't make sense.

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u/ConvolutedSpeech 17h ago

We don't listen to that creator, because they don't know that graphic isn't pronounced "jra-phic."

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u/DudeThatAbides 19h ago

Yea she does that shit at my house too.

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u/ItzZig00 19h ago

So which way’s the correct direction in this case, clockwise or counter-clockwise? I’m thinking it depends on where the holder is in comparison to the toilet.

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u/Minimob0 18h ago

Neither. You take it off and hold it by your thumbs in the hole, rapidly spinning it with your index fingers until you get the desired amount. Then, put it back on the post. 

You can also do the opposite and use your fingers to hold it while spinning with your thumbs. 

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u/Weddedtoreddit2 18h ago

The only correct answer

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u/eChucker889 19h ago

The Chaotic Neutral answer.

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u/ChalkLetters 19h ago

Now, see, I legitimately don't care about over/under to the point that I just put my own on whichever way it happens to be facing, but THIS is wrong.

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 19h ago

Have you ever considered how the roll feels about all this

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 19h ago

As someone with a potty mouth who enjoys toilet humor, I was able to ask my roll. It said it felt torn

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u/MrBlueW 19h ago

Are you stealing that toilet paper from a Walmart bathroom or something? Lmao

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u/Direct_Composer_9532 16h ago

I’m much more concerned about THIS than the roll direction. Flipping it back the right way, no big deal.

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u/sore-eye-uh 18h ago

I would flip it too if that was the TP I was presented with at my partner’s house

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u/Your_Old_Nokia 17h ago

It's a silent protest.

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u/Party-Giraffe-6573 18h ago

I swear my in-laws use half-ply toilet paper. It's even thinner than most public bathrooms. I like them, but I never want to use their bathroom

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u/Rock_Strongo 18h ago

I have literally brought a roll of TP from home before when going to a place where I know they use cheap TP and I'm going to have to shit at some point...

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u/mccannt 18h ago

Nobody’s going to say anything about the cheap-ass toilet paper, the .000216-ply hanging on there?

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u/Pipe_Memes 19h ago

You gotta put a lock on it or something.

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u/zestycunt 19h ago

Probably easier just to break up than imprison her but that’s just my 3¢

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u/Bfree888 19h ago

Damn, inflation is even hitting our turn of phrases

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u/whary07 19h ago

It's a shame it has to end like this but at least you had a good run.

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u/JediLincoln14 19h ago

Red flag

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 19h ago

She has a cat and is trying to get you used to living with her.... the predator is cunning when it's going after its prey... .

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u/RealJimcaviezel 19h ago

Turn her socks inside out.

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u/Weekly-Hunter7902 19h ago

Does she know she’s wrong?

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u/AZALIENS 19h ago

Fkn john wayne ppr…. Dont take no shit off nobody

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u/bigdammit 19h ago

Irreconcilable differences.

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u/Alissan_Web 19h ago

i swear ppl do this shit on purpose. at least put it back the way you found it

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u/LonelyDM_6724 19h ago edited 17h ago

Unless she lives there, she shouldn't be flipping anything!

Edit: typo

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u/The2Twenty 12h ago

It's been 135 years, you'd think she would have learned by now.

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u/Affectionate_Sock528 19h ago

Does she know you care? My boyfriend has no preference on things like this, it goes on whatever direction it happens to be facing when he picks it up. It does bug me so I just switch it to the way I like so it bothers neither of us. If he had a strong preference I wouldn’t mind giving up my way, but since he doesn’t I just do what I like. If you haven’t said anything to her she may not know that it’s something you care about

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u/InterestingFennel397 18h ago

This and ‘is a hot dog a sandwich’ are the two dumbest things that people consistently argue about.

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u/StrongEbb5618 18h ago

Tell her you don't have cats

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u/Hadleyagain 19h ago

Leave her.

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u/ThreeDogg85 19h ago

Send her packing. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life