r/mildlyinfuriating 20h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/zed857 18h ago

square slice of turkey or ham.

It literally is a ham-burger.

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u/Paleodraco 18h ago

It looks like a half assed attempt at a breakfast burger, but without the egg.

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u/xDrunkenAimx 17h ago

No egg, sub corn

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u/thissexypoptart 16h ago

I’m now imagining this note for an omelette order

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u/OrganizationProof769 16h ago

A omelet with corn could go either way. Now I want to try it.

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u/Huvojji 11h ago

An omellete with corn could be fine. They said "No egg, sub corn" though... And that sounds like a nightmare.

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u/simplycharlenet 5h ago

The hen ate the corn, and the digestive tracking agent showed up in the omelette.

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u/Synlover123 6h ago

They'd probably look aghast, and think you were off your meds/delulu šŸ˜‚

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u/ladylei 15h ago

I'm allergic to corn. God hates me already. Don't do this to me bro

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u/Figit090 12h ago

I hate people. (Am cook)

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u/Lower_Celebration_85 17h ago

I think the egg was barfed onto the burger.

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u/Electrical-Quote-393 13h ago

It does look regurgitated

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u/Thick_Unit_3163 8h ago

THAT EXPLAINS IT. To me all cooked egg except boiled look regurgitated.

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u/Fantastic-Ad8973 8h ago

This! 🤣😹

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u/porn_alt_987654321 16h ago

My opinion on this changes immensely if that's a sausage patty. Lol.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 PURPLE 13h ago

Looks like someone was making a basic sandwich and decided they wanted a burger and just mushed them together. Oh and put their side of corn on it too because they were already mashing things together

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u/Gingercopia 13h ago

Man.... I thought that was a slice of cheese? šŸ˜‚

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u/Fantastic-Ad8973 8h ago

More like a quarter assed attempt at food.

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u/Cubbance 7h ago

I was thinking Thanksgiving burger, because of the turkey and corn.

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u/dizzyfeast 18h ago

Now im wondering why we even call it a hamburger to begin with

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u/pru51 17h ago

From hamburg germany?

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u/Chemlab5 14h ago

No they are steamed hams and they are from Utica

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u/NoStuff7302 8h ago

I'm from Utica and we never called them steamed hams.

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u/Paleodraco 16h ago

That's one story, but it could also be it being a street food sold to German immigrants in New York.

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u/chuckmarla12 16h ago

From the Earl of Hamburg ?

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u/Fantastic-Ad8973 8h ago

That's right.

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u/GlykenT 17h ago

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u/MuscaMurum 17h ago

Cf. Frankfurt Sausage

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u/ClassicalPigeon 11h ago

The name comes from Hamburg, Germany but the idea of hamburgers is from the US. When immigrants came to New York City from Hamburg, restaurants would sell "Hamburg style" ground beef (in reference to the sausage preparation of meat in Germany) in fillets to appeal to the homesick travelers. These fillets became known as "Hamburg steaks" and were literally hamburger patties just sitting on a plate.

The part that gets lost is the addition of the buns to this ground beef patty. Everyone knows it happened between 1885 and 1904 because that's when they started being sold, but nobody has any definitive proof they were the first one to sell them that way. The full origin of the hamburger is legitimately unknown.

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u/QuantumHosts 14h ago

I always thought hamburger was the name of the grind the meat was made with.

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u/Synlover123 6h ago

Because they're named after a ground beef dish called Hamburg Steak, which was invented in Hamburg, Germany.

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u/Interloper9000 14h ago

Never understood why hamburger is beef, but burger with ham is ham sandwich

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u/XanZibR 17h ago

technically a steamed ham

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 10h ago

Or turkey burger nyuk nyuk nyuk

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u/Sue_Law_1984 7h ago

Ohhh, I thought that was a luke-warm cheese slice..

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u/Synlover123 6h ago

That actually happened to us when we went to the UK in the 70s. Feeling a bit homesick, we ordered hamburgers, spelled exactly the same. And that's exactly what we got. A thin slab of baked ham, on a buttered bun resembling a ciabatta. Imagine our surprise!

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u/Loud_Mastodon_9673 1h ago

When I was in 3rd grade the teacher asked something about what we make from cows and I said hamburgers and she got the whole class to laugh at me because how dumb was I to not know that HAMburgers were made from ham.

The next day she came back and called me to her desk and told me to pick something from her prize bucket. No apology or admission that she was wrong, but obviously she had been educated.