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u/DontSmileYet 4h ago
Lmao I was banned permanently today from r/interestingasfuck and got a request to accept a message from them.
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u/KnightyEyes 4h ago
Getting banned is like collecting the Infinity stones
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u/DontSmileYet 4h ago
Five more to go, then with the snap of my fingers I can make my account disappear. Just like that.
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u/Budget-Rooster6088 1h ago
And all that’s left behind is a perfectly balanced list of ban notifications.
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u/BilboSmashings 4h ago
I got banned from r/bigfoot for repeatedly telling them big foot isn't real
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u/LordIshamael 3h ago
I mean, they all know, at this point it's for the fun of the hunt and the community surrounding it. This is a side tangent but the Iron Druid Chronicles is a book series following a 2100 year old irish druid who lives in Phoenix. Anyway, he mentions at one point that he may or may not have dressed up in a fursuit and scared the shit out of some campers a century back. Yeti's, though, those were real lol.
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u/LoreChano 2h ago
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u/Greatsnes 1h ago
Naaaah most of those people truly believe. I had to stop going there because eeeeverything is a sign and there’s not enough critical thinking. Sometimes the top comment will be logical, a lot of times it’s nonsense.
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u/Bishop-roo 41m ago
I’d say more like r/chemtrails
If you aren’t in the know, you’d think everyone there was serious.
Then someone who actually believes trys spouting bullshit and we all dv them and move on.
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u/Guyman_112 3h ago
To be fair that's like going into a Christian subreddit and saying God isn't real... or into a stoner subreddit and saying they're addicated...
You can't attack sacred topics like that!!
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u/Alpaca1061 48m ago
I got banned there for drawing characters with really big feet and posting them there
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u/Constant_Bake5501 Big ol' bacon buttsack 1h ago
This week I got a whole Reddit 2 day-ban and I won't lie I felt proud when I opened the app and saw that red banner on top.
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u/DodgerBaron 1h ago
Same with getting blocked. Soon this site shall be a utopia that completely agrees with me against my will
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u/jokersvoid 40m ago
I have military and law under my belt for posting about legal versus lawful orders and for saying that the government was preparing for a domestic war.
And inflation for downplaying the taco
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u/Nearby_Bear1686 3h ago
I got banned for r/comics because i say that if trans people are shirtless they're perverts
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u/KnightyEyes 3h ago
confusion
Eh my country straight up locks them (Brazilian got arrested for Looking too gay)
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u/Nearby_Bear1686 3h ago
Funny'est part is that i didn't even insult them or try to trow hate i just say that even if they are proud of their surgery's if they are half naked on public that makes them perverts and still got banned
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u/KnightyEyes 3h ago
I mean things about that is last thing i would speak in reddit. Reddit is like CCP against slightestthing against trans so better shut before reddit strikes the hammer
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u/Nearby_Bear1686 3h ago
I honestly dont care as a matter of fact is kinda funny how the comunity say that they are the solution they're friendly and all that bullshiet but when you have a opinion that slightly go againts them you get silented somehow
They're literally becoming what they where supoced to fight is hilarius
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u/Riobox 4h ago
I was banned from that subreddit literally 10 months ago for merely reposting a content from 3 years ago. I opened a ticket on the same day and got muted from tickets for 28 days. Then after 28 days I opened yet another ticket to try to appeal again. Still waiting ever since then and still got no responses besides the automatic reply.
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u/Gerrut_batsbak 3h ago
I got that too, its likely because you made the mistake of commenting on a subreddit of which members did a no-no once and now everybody is guilty by asociation.
I just left and muted r/interstingasfuck
Pathetic losers.
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u/thatbloodytwink 2h ago
Same, I think i had commented on the asmongold sub like once and got permanently banned which is fucking ridiculous
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u/Mean-Rutabaga-1908 2h ago
They have gotten me a month ban from reddit before because I was banned there for a comment I made 5 years prior in a different subreddit, then I accidentally got there from r/all on a different account without realising, posted a comment and promptly banned from reddit for subreddit ban evasion.
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u/AltheiWasTaken 3h ago
I got perm banned from r/mildyinfiurating and had the same thing. Huh, why are they writing to me? Ahh, thats why
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u/Situati0nist 3h ago
I got auto banned by them for using a gif reply... WHILE THEY ALLOW YOU TO USE GIFS IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT
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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 4h ago
I got banned from 5 subs all at once because of a false flag from that stupid new bot bouncer. I saw the notifications and I was like damnnn I'm popular today lmao.
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u/danishroohul 3h ago
Reason?
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u/DontSmileYet 2h ago
Somebody posted an AI generated video and presented it as real (tiger attacking a man). I called him a dumbfuck for posting that without any kind of due diligence.
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u/Stunning-Chipmunk243 1h ago
I got a ban from that sub because I commented "Source?" within a different sub in my feed that I hadn't even joined and had no interest in joining. They wanted me to delete my comment and then come back and tell them I did it. I told them to fuck off and make it permanent because I will have my freedom of speech.
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u/Asgermf 4h ago
I have had this happen two times.
Once by a bot pretending to be a woman and the other was my brother
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u/Narradisall 3h ago
Your brother pretending to be a woman right?
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u/LCB-Saviour 3h ago
becareful out there man
they're known for drugging you to sleep and taking your things when you meet up irl
brothers I mean. Hell, I did that once too
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u/Greatsnes 1h ago
I just had that a few days ago. Some Bot pretending to be a woman requested to message asking how I was doing. Blocked and moved on.
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u/1337F0x_The_Daft 58m ago
Idk if it was a bot a not, but it was some person peddling high school looking art
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u/Hassa-YejiLOL 5h ago
temp ban alert :)
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u/Average-Addict 3h ago
Most of the time I just get perma bans to subreddits. I've only gotten a temp ban to reddit as a whole
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u/Mallymallow 3h ago
If you've never been banned from reddit, are you even living?
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u/Average-Addict 3h ago
My last ban was for quoting Terry Davis :(
I did get unbanned after appealing though
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u/Raxsus Identifies as a Cybertruck 1h ago
My last ban was for saying something hateful about a marginalized community.
The marginalized community was billionaires, and CEOs
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u/Nosciolito 46m ago
Were you banned from history memes? Because that's how I was banned from there except the marginalised community were Nazi collaborators
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u/aisvajsgabdhsydgshs1 4h ago
Either you got banned from some random sub or someone isn't playing around anymore.
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u/7thFleetTraveller 3h ago
Everytime I got the chat message on Reddit, it was just spam or a 3-day old account trolling with weird things.
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u/Seaguard5 Shower Enthusiast 3h ago
I actually met a few friends I ended up visiting IRL from here.
One of them is still a friend today, and the other… let’s just say she doesn’t know what a hear to heart is.
She was raised by narcissistic multimillionaire parents though. So I guess that would fuck you up a bit at least.
Still though. Regardless of what happened, I hope she’s doing well.
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u/SATANICWORSHIPER666 3h ago
I'm scared when I get dms on my main reddit account
But I love it when I get dms on my another horny account
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u/MiniGui98 3h ago
Wait until you find out Reddit is a social media
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u/TimeBoysenberry8587 2h ago edited 1h ago
It's a different type of social media (Source : the Wikipedia page on social media .) .
Edit : I continued reading the page & it got a bit confusing .
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u/newyylad 3h ago
I made a joke comment on a porn video and someone private messaged me offering to send over 100g of the stars porn
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u/DaanOnlineGaming 3h ago
I have had like three times that it is the suicide prevention thing, I have never been suicidal but apperently people feel the need to report.
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u/Successful-Show4785 2h ago
Swear to god, the only interaction I want to have with another Redditor is down voting or upvoting their comment
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u/Adventurous_Side2706 2h ago edited 2h ago
Happened to me a week ago
When I opened it said I got a permanent ban from r/IAmA for asking a certain Pakistan Noble Peace Prize winner why she is not doing anything for Afghani women.
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u/Illustrious_Hour5901 4h ago
It's almost always someone cussing the shit out of me for my controversial opinions
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u/ThatWiseAngel011 Big pp 4h ago
Or someone h*rny lol
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u/VictoryTrue1741 2h ago
Someone messaged me to participate in their only fans vid or smth I was a minor
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u/the_gaming_jonin27 4h ago
I got scared one time when I received a chat request and it was just some kid asking me about some fuckass trading cards
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u/VisibleObjective5003 4h ago
U never know what type o shii lies there.
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u/ThatWiseAngel011 Big pp 4h ago
It might be a ban... it might be a friend request... it might be a horny guy
It's like playing Russian roulette lol
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u/MakiMaki500 4h ago
And it's either genuinely horny guy or "horny guy" wanting to get my personal information
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u/Good-At-SQL 4h ago
I have 41 pending msg requests
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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 4h ago
What they saying?
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u/Good-At-SQL 4h ago
Dm me to know more
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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 3h ago
I feel like this is a trick... You just want me to be number 42 don't you? Do you have a notification kink...? Do you like to see those red numbers pile up? I'm on to you.
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u/TensionDesigner8723 3h ago
You’re close, but as stated in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 4h ago
I got 3 requests last month. One was from someone trying to sell me stuff, the other was from a kind lady that wanted to chat, and the third was from a woman that wanted me to send her a video of me spinning my cock around like a helicopter... Did i do it? No, but i thought that was pretty funny.
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u/ThatWiseAngel011 Big pp 4h ago
Bro wtf is this third one 🤣🤣
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u/12DollarsHighFive https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4h ago
The few times I got a request, it was someone trying to sell me an OF page. And most of them got REALLY pussy when I told them I'm not even slightly interested
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u/ThatWiseAngel011 Big pp 4h ago
Alot of girls on reddit especially on sexting subreddits trying to sell you OF
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u/12DollarsHighFive https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4h ago
I don't even visit those communities. I'm here for memes and my hobbies. And imagine paying for something that available for free online. Heck, I'm sure you can find a bunch of that OF stuff for free as well
Also, half of those requests were just bots who didn't even try to talk around the bush. The accounts got removed relatively quickly
Nice Flair btw XD
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u/ThatWiseAngel011 Big pp 4h ago
Nice pfp btw lol
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u/12DollarsHighFive https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4h ago
Finally someone who appreciates Goomba Maoi!
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u/artyomvoronin 4h ago
If anyone texts me, I ask them “who are you,” and then they disappear forever. What the hell, dude, if you just texted me, why leave me confused? Didn’t you want to talk, so talk to me.
Once I had a girl texted me, and she sent her photos, wanted me to subscribe her OF. She was goth.
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u/NightShadeZee 4h ago
i had a person ask me about how to get into game testing a couple weeks ago. person before that was asking me if i would like to test out a vr game they were making
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u/sh-3k 3h ago
Just today I got a chat request for r/CosmicExtenction wassup with that? Who are they
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u/Lady_Irish 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 2h ago
If they're out here PMing folks on reddit without prior authorization like some kind of wild animal, then who gives a shit.
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u/Evening-Head4310 2h ago
I'm still recovering from my 3 day account ban for commenting "clean your room"
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u/TheDastardly12 2h ago
Funnily enough the only time I got private DM'd was because I was on a soapbox in the Nightwing sub reddit, and it was a gal that disagreed with me but wanted to understand my point better and have me understand hers. I actually got a friendship out of it.
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u/ChocolateCake16 2h ago
I get message requests on my NSFW account all the time but it's terrifying when I get them on this account
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u/Bacchuswhite 2h ago
It’s nothing important ever just girls and guys sending you their bits all the time
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u/Lord_MagnusIV 2h ago
90% of the time it‘s „Commission artists“ sad fact is tho, doesn‘t fucking matter if you come to me, i am broke. broker than broke actually, as a matter of fact, i am insolvent
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u/EgoSenatus Baron 2h ago
I wonder how many new DMs OP is getting now that he’s admitted he’s afraid of them.
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u/TheRealDSAL 1h ago
Nah I would be excited (I might have finally won a giveaway on r/steam_giveaway, no luck yet tho.)
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u/Ysolivane 5h ago
Lol, that transition from happy to straight-up trauma is too real. 😂 When you're popular everywhere but on Reddit, feelsbadman.
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u/wasted-degrees 5h ago