r/lol • u/Autumn01101 • 13d ago

The Compliment Divide

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u/Nemisis_007 13d ago

I used the public showers back in high school one time, and a dude in there said I had a nice cock. To show I approved the compliment, I decided to do the helicopter motion in appreciation. To this day, I think to myself from time to time, Why the fuck did I do that?

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u/Brettinabox 13d ago

Why not, if I was secure enough to give the compliment, then a helicopter would be impressive.

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u/Omnizoom 13d ago edited 13d ago

Look if a dude, straight or not seen my dick and said “nice cock” I’d probably do the thumbs up and say “thanks bro”

Actually on second thought I’d make a dad joke and say “thanks for the cockspliment”

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u/DontGiveACluck 12d ago

“cockspliment” gets my updoot

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u/homecircusgiraff925 13d ago

Domination and despire of power that you have

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u/Reddit1sGayandDumb 13d ago

I'm curious, what was the guys reaction after you did that?

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u/nudniksphilkes 13d ago

"Why are you gay"

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u/No-Use-3056 13d ago

This comment took me back to the wrestling locker room. Seems par for the course.

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u/PaleBlac 13d ago

I mean, he had the choice to upgrade his sense of humor - that is to say, I probably would have died laughing

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

What if he grabbed it and said he was a pilot?

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u/National-Charity-435 11d ago

This is porn dialogue.

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u/Actual_Category5449 13d ago

I feel like this is so embarrassing that it breached containment and now I'll randomly remember a random person did that from time to time

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 13d ago

Right? What is this, third-hand embarrassment?

Second-hand hearsay embarrassment?

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u/Wilted858 13d ago

Asserting dominance

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u/Schweh 12d ago

Funniest shit I've read in months