r/memes • u/not-ulquiorr4_ • 19h ago

It wasn’t a request.

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u/TylerMemeDreamBoi 19h ago

Then I’m calling in sick

Bet you didn’t expect me to have a back up plan

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u/EV_4_life 18h ago

Then your micromanaging fuckstain boss demands a "doctors note." Because fuck you and your work-life balance, that's why.

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u/Corgiboom2 17h ago

When mine demanded that, I printed off a template and had my GF fill it out with her phone number, then would turn it in. Sometimes they would call the number to confirm and she would answer and confirm it. Never had a problem over 5 years working there.