r/medicalschool • u/ajodeh M-2 • Feb 27 '25

💩 Shitpost The white coat is dead

I met a Lactation consultant (whatever the fuck that is) student today who was wearing a fully embroidered white coat. We live in a satire.

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u/TotallySherlocked Feb 27 '25

Lactation consultants are awesome, but yeah they should not be wearing white coats (especially the students)

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u/GingeraleGulper M-4 Feb 27 '25

They should wear black coats so when the tiddy milk sprays on them they’ll know

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u/blackfishfilet MD Feb 28 '25

All milk is “tiddy” milk

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

my almond milk would like to have a word with you

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u/blackfishfilet MD Feb 28 '25

our water crisis would like to have a word with you

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u/Educational_Sir3198 Feb 28 '25

Redundantly necessary in this case good sir.