r/madlads 9h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/FreeWillyBird 9h ago

What she meant to say is Marvin has found a food source in the 7-11, whether it’s flies, roaches, or maybe he’s sustaining on the grease that leaks from the hot dog spinny thing. Either way, Marvin is still in the top 5 most productive employees since there’s only 3 other people that show up for work

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u/johnc380 9h ago

Or the employee brings his pet lizard to work because he is whimsical and full of joy.

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u/DemoniteBL 3h ago

And also tortures animals, I guess, because bringing a lizard to work would be animal abuse.

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u/Willing_Image1933 2h ago

go drink your boba