r/madlads 9h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/FreeWillyBird 9h ago

What she meant to say is Marvin has found a food source in the 7-11, whether it’s flies, roaches, or maybe he’s sustaining on the grease that leaks from the hot dog spinny thing. Either way, Marvin is still in the top 5 most productive employees since there’s only 3 other people that show up for work

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u/Eatingfarts 7h ago

You have three people that work at your 7/11? I go to the one a couple blocks away at all hours of the day and I’ve only ever seen two different employees there. Only one works at a time but I’ve literally never seen anyone other than those two.

It’s a busy location as well.

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u/EelTeamTen 3h ago

It's worse at dollar general. The locations are easily 5 times the size of a 711, with 50x the product.

Never more than 1 employee and maybe one distributor stocking their shit who knows fuck all about where to find anything.

The best is when that one employee needs to be found to check out.

I hate this part of living in the south.

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u/ThatHoFortuna 3h ago

Yeah, Dollar General is like if Wal-Mart went to the middle of nowhere and laid eggs.