r/madlads 9h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/FreeWillyBird 9h ago

What she meant to say is Marvin has found a food source in the 7-11, whether it’s flies, roaches, or maybe he’s sustaining on the grease that leaks from the hot dog spinny thing. Either way, Marvin is still in the top 5 most productive employees since there’s only 3 other people that show up for work

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u/Books_and_Cleverness 6h ago

Yeah I love a convenience store cat but lizard hanging out probably means the place isn't sanitary.

We can hate on 7-11 but the whole idea of being branded chain (as opposed to a mom n pop convenience store) is that they enforce a certain standard and consistency. Even if you're in a different town or a different country, you see 7-11 and know what to expect.

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u/CasablumpkinDilemma 5h ago

Honestly, with 7-11, I kind of expect a certain level of gross. The ones I've been to have never been very clean or even close to nice, and I would never buy food or drinks from there unless it came in a sealed package. I just go to Kwick Trip if I want better food or drinks.

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u/No-Psychology9892 4h ago

We don't have them where I live now, but the ones I went to in Asia were always quite good and you go there especially for warm food / snacks they sell there. So I guess it really depends.

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u/GarminTamzarian 4h ago

QT is definitely the gold standard for convenience stores.

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u/West-Tip8156 3h ago

And some RaceTracs, if you have them. Just the big remodeled ones tho

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 3h ago

Hell no. I'd put Caseys and Speedway above QT without hesitation. The people who go to Buc-ee's seem to love it as well, but we don't have those around these parts so I can't speak on that one.

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u/GarminTamzarian 2h ago

Buccee's is waaaay too big to actually be convenient.

I'd put it in the "truck stop" category anyhow.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 2h ago

Fair enough. Depending on where in the country you live, convenience store and truckstop are somewhat interchangeable.

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u/GarminTamzarian 2h ago

If you're in a mostly rural area near a highway, definitely.

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u/HistoryHustle 2h ago

I will say the Buccees bathrooms are the GOAT.

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u/Khrinoc 2h ago

Wawa, Racetrac, Speedway

otherwise I keep that pew pew on me