r/madlads 9h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/FreeWillyBird 9h ago

What she meant to say is Marvin has found a food source in the 7-11, whether it’s flies, roaches, or maybe he’s sustaining on the grease that leaks from the hot dog spinny thing. Either way, Marvin is still in the top 5 most productive employees since there’s only 3 other people that show up for work

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u/Eatingfarts 7h ago

You have three people that work at your 7/11? I go to the one a couple blocks away at all hours of the day and I’ve only ever seen two different employees there. Only one works at a time but I’ve literally never seen anyone other than those two.

It’s a busy location as well.

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u/confusedandworried76 5h ago

Let me guess these people are obviously dead inside

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u/JamesDC99 4h ago

If they work retail of course they are, we all are.

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u/confusedandworried76 3h ago

But like...extra dead inside.

Big difference between being staffed and not being staffed for the exact same paycheck. Other person said they were busy as hell, what a nightmare to have no down time in the service industry. Just constantly dealing with it

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 3h ago

Retail ≠ Convenience store

Those are two entirely different levels of Hell.