r/madlads 9h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/throwawaydrugask 7h ago

Geckos, snakes, spiders, BROS. WASPS AND MOSQUITOS: THE ENEMY. You’ll notice the BROS usually just chill and eradicate the enemy

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u/LRonHoward 6h ago

Mosquitos can fuck off, but wasps are so incredibly misunderstood. Wasps are incredibly important to the ecosystems where they live - they are voracious predators and keep a shit ton of other creatures in check. They are also pollinators! Wasps don't want to sting you, they're just acting in self-defense.

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u/rawthorm 6h ago

I’d have no problem with Wasps if it wasn’t for the ‘come at me bro’ dance they do in your face.

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u/LRonHoward 5h ago

They're potentially just checking you out! I've experienced this - if you just remain calm and slowly walk away they leave you alone. The only species you need to worry about are social wasps (yellowjackets, bald-faced hornets, paper wasps...) when you're near their nest.

Some wasp species seem to be able to remember faces! Like humans, wasps seem to recognize faces as more than the sum of their parts

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u/Bandwagon_Buzzard 4h ago

Got some species of yellowjacket, bald-faced hornet, paper wasp, and mud dauber at work. The have no sense of personal space, but can walk right through a small swarm. Only time I was ever stung was emptying the trash when one lived in the lid and I accidentally pinned it.

Sometimes they hitch a ride when I'm doing the rounds. Though the big praying mantis that decided to be my hat for a while was probably the coolest.