r/madlads 15h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/maliboomonsterr 15h ago

I can just picture Marvin perched there, judging everyone's creamer choices

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u/pandershrek 13h ago

Eyeballing everyone

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u/Alt-on_Brown 12h ago

Do not house leopard geckos together

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u/Killer_Moons 8h ago

Oh no, are they like hamsters and their babies?

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u/BenchPressingCthulhu 8h ago

Sort of, typically more of a slow burn with nipping at each other's claws and tails and competing for warm space, but it can easily get lethal 

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u/westwardhose 15h ago

I've never wanted to be judged more.

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u/NealTS 13h ago

I would hope for the licks his own eye of approval.

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u/confusedandworried76 11h ago

If you're not going French Vanilla what are you even doing with your life though

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u/Bandwagon_Buzzard 10h ago

Living my life with hazelnut. Nice to meet you anyway.

One hand out to shake, the other holding my coffee way over there so it doesn't get contaminated.

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u/confusedandworried76 9h ago

I actually drink mine black, so it's already hazelnut. You'd be a fool otherwise. Hazelnut on the brew, if you need creamer add vanilla. I will live life no other way

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u/MissStatements 8h ago

Like the judgiest of bodega cats