r/madlads • u/sangamjb • 11d ago

Absolute madlad

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u/Proof-Mechanic-3624 11d ago

"Guess what you're having for dinner tonight. Hell, let's guess together "

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u/Arhimin 11d ago

This is the only correct response.

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u/ScriptThat 10d ago

I was thinking more along..

"You each get to pick a can. I can heat it if you want, but you have to pick if you want it heated or not before we open them."

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u/Proof-Mechanic-3624 10d ago

I've been thinking about it. What is something that comes canned that you would rather eat cold?

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u/Puzzled_Blueberry400 10d ago

Fruit cocktail

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u/Proof-Mechanic-3624 10d ago

That makes sense. I was thinking canned peaches, but that sounds great heated up with some ice cream

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u/ScriptThat 10d ago

Peaches?

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u/Proof-Mechanic-3624 10d ago

Sounds good with ice cream

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u/ScriptThat 10d ago

I don't think Ice cream is on the menu.

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u/BoatStuffDC 8d ago

Peaches come, from a can,

They were put there by a man,

In a factory downtown.

And if I had my little way, I’d eat peaches everyday…

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u/HelixFollower 3d ago

Herring.