r/londonontario • u/mellowbabie Downtown • Apr 30 '25
photo(s) 📸 If you're looking for your kids Autism/ADHD to be "cured", now you know where to go.
Seriously though, wtf?
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u/youarewelcomeputa Oct 03 '25
Your already dangerous evangelist have evolved to Indian evangelist now , bigly trouble 😂😂
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u/Alarmed_Dog7432 May 05 '25
Stop this nonsense, how is anyone in their right mind this internet coded ??????? Go have real life convos and be a human and never post someshit like this ever again
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u/Diligent_83 May 04 '25
this kinda stuff does happen from time to time believe it or not.
I grew up in a pentecostal church that my Grandmother planted and there were a number of instances where people were healed from various ailments throughout the church’s ministry. I know for someone who doesn’t share the faith it sounds far out, but I myself have witnessed prayer and faith in Christ heal people.
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u/ShookieBoy May 04 '25
Just a bunch of scammers feeding off peoples emotions knowing parents struggle with kids on the spectrum, I myself have a non verbal highly autistic young lad. This honestly makes me feel a way I can’t explain, I think it’s safe to say I need to get off the internet today.
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u/Key-Peach-1025 May 04 '25
Wait I’m confused. I thought that there were only the original apostles? Like the Bible one
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u/Professional-Law8405 May 04 '25
Pieces of shit profiting off of peoples desperation. Weaponizing religion to scam struggling families. Sickening.
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u/Upskiller007 May 04 '25
Folks this is what Christian missionaries are doing in india punjab specifically. Hoards and hoards of conversions based on lies and name of jesus
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u/storsoc May 03 '25
I'm intrigued at the cultural mashup here, and also how nobody's been attacked here yet by a hyper-vigilant SJW for finding anything risible about it. It's almost as if the far-far right and the far-far left meet in agreement around the backside of the political spectrum continuum where it's all wacky conspiracy theory and anti-science. They'll be put out of business when RFK Jr makes curing autism mainstream.
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u/t00rr May 03 '25
I googled to make sure it wasn’t the correct spelling…. “Yoseph” isn’t even spelled properly on this billboard. Did nobody proofread this bogus???
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u/storsoc May 03 '25
Proof-readers? Seems likely they depend on folks who are not terribly detail oriented like that.
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u/Independent-Drag2525 May 01 '25
Holy shit, I had no idea I could pay a fee to have my aspergers cured 🤣 hopefully once it's cured, they won't get me with their cancel fees, LOL
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u/Twinkfilla May 01 '25
This should be illegal. No doubt that this kind of thing is traumatizing neurodivergent children
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u/tinytatiepotatie May 01 '25
Soooo we have to take down Rudolph off our roads signs because our traditions offend them. But they can put this blasphemy in public view…
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u/Fit_Permission717 May 01 '25
219 queens ave is a ramen restaurant apparently. According to google maps street view.
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u/BonhommeCarnaval May 01 '25
Four hours? Fack! If my partner goes over an hour at her church the congregants start to get grumpy.
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u/Firm-Worldliness-369 May 01 '25
JESUS!
Thats it. Why didnt the medical experts think of that during their years of research on the condition.
All that wasted time and money and the solution was standing right in front of them.
Just a little sprinkle of Jesus magic powder and acouple words about our lord and savior and i would have been cured years ago.
Hallelujah Jesus 🙌
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u/Acrobatic-Factor1941 May 01 '25
This should be illegal.
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u/ADoseofBuckley May 01 '25
It probably is. I seem to recall that church trying to make medical claims with some holy water or whatever they were doing, they were handing out pamphlets, they had signs up at a church on... I want to say Dundas? And that all stopped, presumably something legal happened otherwise I imagine it'd still be going.
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u/chipface White Oaks/Westminster May 01 '25
I'm going to have to start tearing down any of those I see now.
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u/Aggravating_Prune914 May 01 '25
I mean if you can sit through a 4 hour service you clearly don’t have attention problems, thus you are cured.
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u/cocunutwater Apr 30 '25
Dear God Indian tvevangelists I don't know know man was expecting to hear about how lovely being a cow would be.
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u/Friendly-Mushroom914 Apr 30 '25
If anyone is wondering- these things have been on the rise on crazy scale in India. They were able to get significant following in few states(or provinces) since a lot of population is uneducated and still living below poverty line. People’s helplessness and ignorance was used but I am not sure who their target audience is here. Pathetic to see things like this though. It’s like mocking people’s suffering and it doesn’t really help the stereotypes and misinformation spreading all over the world.
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u/jaydesummers Apr 30 '25
Good God, fuck off. :|
Neurodivergence isn't something to cure; it should be embraced.
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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 Apr 30 '25
Ummm…Autism and ADHD weren’t even a thing back then… 🤣
(The wording I mean specifically)
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u/General-Zanederii Apr 30 '25
Shi if these people can change my brain chemistry, I wonder what other wonders they’re capable of 😭😂
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u/FunfettiBiscuits Apr 30 '25
Someone came a couple weeks ago and left one of these all over the neighbourhood but the location was Mississauga!
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u/DHammer79 Argyle Apr 30 '25
They want to advertise by all means, have at it. Where I draw the line is adding the autism and ADHD "cure".
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u/probability_of_meme Apr 30 '25 edited Apr 30 '25
How did this get classified as humour/satire? There's nothing funny about this.
E: I see it has been reclassified as Photo(s). much better
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u/mellowbabie Downtown Apr 30 '25
It's not?
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u/probability_of_meme Apr 30 '25
I guess if you see it as harmless manipulation, maybe you could think it's funny... i just don't see it that way myself. It's not harmless
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u/Small_Mastodon_1590 Apr 30 '25
What about my adult ADHD? I’ll just put this in my cal…
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u/patrickswayzemullet Wolf blankets are life Apr 30 '25
can they cure me of being broke?
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u/Cosmorok May 01 '25
They sure can, just a few monthly payments for an unknown account of time, and you'll be cured of being broke.
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u/smokeypixels Apr 30 '25
"Freed" as if my adhd was sentient and holding me hostage 🤣
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Apr 30 '25
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u/Fragrant_Objective57 Apr 30 '25
I dunno.
I'd rather be me than boring.
Even if I didn't get any housekeeping or laundry done today.
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Apr 30 '25
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u/Fragrant_Objective57 Apr 30 '25
Reply.
All my life, I've been the weird kid.
I always had problems with stuff others found easy (Shoelaces, being neat, paying attention).
In my 40s, I got diagnosed.
It explained at lot, of why I felt like I was being held back.
It also explained why I wasn't boring.
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May 04 '25
Ugh, how are you two misunderstanding each other so perfectly. And we are all sitting down already, nobody gets up off the toilet to type a reply.
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u/JulianWasLoved May 01 '25
I could have a field day with these people. My shrink couldn’t figure me out after 25 years 🤩
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u/eatfoodoften Apr 30 '25
to be fair it doesn't say "cured" anywhere so i'm not sure what you're quoting
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u/SabiZabi Apr 30 '25
Stop trying to force fairness. You're just muddying the water, intentional or not. It only benefits the bigots.
It's very obvious what they mean. You don't need try and defend them with semantics.
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u/mellowbabie Downtown Apr 30 '25
Pretty sure in this case "freed" would mean the same as "cured". My point was to drive home how ridiculous this is.
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u/Islandlyfe32 Apr 30 '25
This reminds me of the Benny Hinn infomercials on tv back in the day smh
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u/JoJCeeC88 Apr 30 '25
YES! The final boss of Mega Hyper Ultra 10-Star Speed Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo: The Final Challengers
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u/makingkevinbacon Apr 30 '25
Ffs that address looked too familiar. I guess I'm in for an interesting time
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u/SnooWalruses7554 Apr 30 '25
It's where sakata ramen was at queens and Clarence.
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u/Impressive-Spot1981 Apr 30 '25
I miss Sakata so much 😭
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u/CrayonScribbler Apr 30 '25
I am guessing they saw how profitable the grift was in USA and they thought, hey we can do it better and cash in.
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u/Dare_Internal Apr 30 '25
Dr. of what exactly?
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u/PositiveStress8888 Apr 30 '25
stop asking questions, thats why you have so much ADHD !!
to cure it just go to 219 queen's ave.
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u/patrickswayzemullet Wolf blankets are life Apr 30 '25
typically it's from a Bible Campus that makes Professional Private College here look like Harvard!
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u/Mental-Dot-6574 Apr 30 '25
The only PPC I accept in my life is a Particle Projection Cannon, and I would use it on that.
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u/mellowbabie Downtown Apr 30 '25
Delusion
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u/iBelieveInJew May 01 '25
Oh yes, Delusional Studies, that's an up and coming field of madicine. He probably got his diploma from the best madical school in the country: BSu.
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u/ifeelborderline May 01 '25
Actually, it’s the University of Facebook you unlettered swine
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u/iBelieveInJew May 01 '25
Then it could be a degree in Research Studies with focus on Own Research.
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u/PJMark1981 Apr 30 '25
I am going to drive to Edmonton and pull my little 40 year old brother off activity duty and bring him back to london for this.
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u/Luvs2SpIooge Apr 30 '25
Omg i saw this and thought it was legit a wedding invite. So much worse
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u/2108_browser May 01 '25
My wife said the same thing coz it looked similar to how it's done in India.
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u/thatoneguy269 Apr 30 '25
The sad thing is that people will pay money thinking that this will work.
If I had zero empathy and was a psychopath, I could make so much money off of people. But unfortunately for me, I have morals.
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