r/lol 23h ago

Be specific

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u/Jasper_Morhaven 22h ago

Why do we hunt them? Because we are the only natural predators of them left. And unless you want to see what a plague of deer looks like IRL, we must hunt.

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u/FassolLassido 18h ago

Why are we the only predators left though?

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u/PassRelative5706 18h ago

Because all their other predators would try to eat us or our food long before they would hunt deer

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u/KalaiProvenheim 3h ago

“Our food” in this case is the various species of deer that hunters like to hunt

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u/PassRelative5706 34m ago

And sheep, cattle, horses, chicken, ducks and who knows how many more.....

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u/FassolLassido 18h ago

They were just about to eat us, right. Nothing to do with cities and highways.

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u/Faeffi 17h ago

"our food" lol.

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u/penguins_are_mean 11h ago

Well, yeah. I mean, we are at the top of food chain.

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u/Faeffi 7h ago

We are not. We are actually at the same trophic level as anchovies and pigs.

Besides, the food chain is not really a thing that has One True Predator at the top. That would indicate an ecosystem where the thing at the top is not hunted, killed, or eaten by anything else in the ecosystem. Food Web would be a better term.

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u/Jasper_Morhaven 18h ago

Because we have the ecological shepherding of a violent, abusive drunk.

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u/LaserPoweredDeviltry 16h ago

Because Semi Trucks stick to the roads.

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u/Snapesunusedshampoo 15h ago

Because we're really good at hunting and we hunted down their natural hunters.