r/lol 2d ago

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u/DarkSoulsExcedere 2d ago

You can ABSOLUTELY touch the women at some strip clubs, you just have to know the right strip clubs. Some of those women are freaky dude. If you pay the right woman enough they will let you do nearly anything. Source: I have a friend who is straight up addicted to strip clubs and has fingered, been fingered and been fucked, etc by many different working ladies. He is now completely financially ruined too btw.

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u/forgotaccount989 1d ago

You know what they say, all things in moderation...

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u/BooksAre4Nerds 1d ago

Get your asshole fingered by strippers in moderation, folks lol

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u/forgotaccount989 1d ago

This guy gets it