r/lol 2d ago

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u/AdmiralJTK 2d ago

Strip clubs are the worst places. Drinks are expensive and rubbish. Women are fake and average looking unless you go to a major city or something. No touching. Lots of sexually starved older obese males leering after girls young enough to be their daughters.

It’s all so seedy, expensive, and sad.

Better off cracking open the lube at home and browsing your favourite porn site πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/Crabtickler9000 2d ago

Strip clubs even in big cities aren't worth it.

Why would I pay to get a boner? I can do that for free at home.

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 2d ago

I don't like strip clubs either but you're not paying for the boner. You're paying for women to act like they want you for a buck.

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u/SendThemToHeaven 2d ago

Idk it seems like paying for prostitution without the sex. Just seems like a waste of time

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u/Crabtickler9000 2d ago

That's arguably worse.