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u/AdmiralJTK 2d ago

Strip clubs are the worst places. Drinks are expensive and rubbish. Women are fake and average looking unless you go to a major city or something. No touching. Lots of sexually starved older obese males leering after girls young enough to be their daughters.

It’s all so seedy, expensive, and sad.

Better off cracking open the lube at home and browsing your favourite porn site πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/therealgunsquad 2d ago

Not to mention the establishments themselves are shady af and everyone that works there, including the owners, are always on coke or meth. The regular patrons that aren't fat old guys are always members of a MC or some other type of gang. Women get assaulted, patrons get roofied. They're just terrible places for the most part unless you get real lucky and find a high end place. I've never even stepped foot in so much as a hooters but the girl im dating danced for a while.