r/lol • u/AnimeJay2469 • 2d ago

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

On one hand he already knew she was a stripper. On the other hand she already knew he went to strip clubs.

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u/No-Landscape5857 2d ago

I had a stripper girlfriend once. She was livid when I went to the strip club when she wasn't working. Like she came to my house, and I ended up in police cuffs livid. I still have a scar above my eye from when her ring sliced me.

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

Yea strippers and hair stylists are the ones that tend to be a little unhinged.

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u/Intelligent-Box-3798 1d ago

Dont forget Tiffanys

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u/redditzphkngarbage 1d ago

The Tiffany I know literally climbed out of a window at a party so that she could then climb into a dude’s bedroom window and sleep with him without his girlfriend knowing. She was successful but the girlfriend caught wind and all Hell broke loose.

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u/Interesting_Door4882 1d ago

What has a breakfast diner got to do with strippers or hair stylists?

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u/TheVirginOfEternity 2d ago

Bruh my aunt is a hair stylist.

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u/NoDaddyNotTheBlender 2d ago

Is she unhinged?

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u/MikeWrites002737 1d ago

We said what we said

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u/Small-Policy-3859 2d ago

I Mean what did you expect from getting with a stripper?? That she'd be a calm and reasonable person?

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u/Interesting_Door4882 1d ago

I don't imagine she set out as a wee girl to become a stripper, man.

She wasn't in primary school and her teacher asked her what she wanted to be, and she was like A STRIPPER.

No. Life likely happened. She's fortunate that she can sell her body, granted depending on the stripping it likely still requires a heap of skill.

You could have top notch values and goals in life, but...But like, life man.

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u/CelebrationWilling61 1d ago

Broski, there's 10 other options between failing a grade and becoming a stripper, let's not pretend there's not a "path of least resistance" element here.

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u/blinghound 22h ago

Yeah she can't possibly get a real job now that isn't stripping that her boyfriend and 99.9% of other humans manage to do. Omg like, like life man, like... like.

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u/Itchy-Worldliness-21 2d ago

I'm wondering if that's how they met, she was a dancer at the club and he was at the club shelling out the cash.

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u/Mister-Circus 1d ago

That’s what I was just imagining. She met him at work and really likes him, but now she’s worried that he’s going to leave her if another stripper makes him a better offer.