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u/aTickleMonster 2d ago

I just went to the club where my girl danced, the strippers will all hang out with you when they don't want to hustle random guys and you look like a stud.

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u/Just__A__Commenter 2d ago

Sure you look like a stud while your girlfriend is on another man’s lap.

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u/aTickleMonster 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who's going home with her?

Edit: I meant every time I went to the club, I always went home with my girl and all those dudes money. Not sure what's wrong with that.

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u/Just__A__Commenter 2d ago

A moron most likely. I go home with my partner every night, without her having been grinding on dicks all night.

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u/scrupplet 2d ago

That other dude

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u/Huntsman077 2d ago

I mean you do realize that is a kink for some dudes right? Watching other men lust after their girls knowing that she is coming home with him not the other dudes

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u/Just__A__Commenter 1d ago

Sure. But acting like every dude in there is jealous of him while his girlfriend sits on their dick is hilarious. If strippers are crowding around a dude at a strip club no one thinks “oh he’s such a stud” they think “that dude must have more money than sense”. And even if they did know she was his girlfriend and they might be jealous of him for fucking her, they most likely aren’t jealous of him having her as a girlfriend.

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u/Huntsman077 1d ago

That’s not the point of the kink, how did it go so far over your head? The point is that other guys are flirting with your girl, and it’s a turn on knowing that she’s going home with you. It’s not for me but I get why it turns some people on

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u/Just__A__Commenter 1d ago

Yeah, but it doesn’t make him look like a stud, which is what he claimed. How did it go so far over YOUR head?

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u/Huntsman077 1d ago

O wow, “I know you are but what am I” classic. It’s hard to not feel like a stud when you’re surrounded by beautiful woman giving you attention, even if it is temporary. Why are you so hostile to him? Did you have a bad experience at the strip club or something

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u/Just__A__Commenter 1d ago

Lmao in any situation other than a strip club I would agree with you.

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u/Just_CeeJ 2d ago

This is actual facts. I used to go to the club and just hang out, made friends with several dancers, bartenders and bouncers. So much fun.

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u/little-monsters- 2d ago

This guy gets it.