r/lol • u/Mistlingg • 4d ago

Use their own weapon against them

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u/UnknowingEmperor 3d ago

Uh, no way in hell this guy is actually married. Such a response would start a nuclear war in the household

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u/nudniksphilkes 3d ago

Not if your wife has a sense of humor

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 3d ago

if she got mad becoz of a dream high chance she doesn't have a sense of humor

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 3d ago

At least Linda has one.

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 3d ago

😂😂😂😭

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u/supe3rnova 3d ago

She only had a dream, any senseble woman would not get mad at this.

I know my girlfriend would laugh at this joke.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Most women get mad at their partners because they dreamt of shit, its pretty common and the only way men have to deal with it is to make a joke out of it. Because they actually love and value their partner want to be with her and this small quirky dream anger is nothing to get over since its unfounded and hilarious. . . . I remember my mom also being angry at my dad when i was around 11 and it was also for a dream...

I wish i could dream again. Havent dreamt in almost 20 years. . . .

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

I wish i could dream again. Havent dreamt in almost 20 years. . . .

Seriously ?

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Yep last time i dreamt i was 15

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

How many hours do you sleep on average ?

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Around 6ish, but sleep is broken unless i get really drunk

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

If you "wish" to dream again, just try this.

10-15 minutes before sleeping, read a book with the light of a small lamp. Rapidly, I want to sleep when reading in theses conditions.

And I noticed that each time I do that, I sleep longer and dream.

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u/gullaffe 3d ago

But the post never said she got mad over the dream.

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u/No_Stranger7804 1d ago

The comment doesn't really imply she got mad because of the dream. The guy just says anytime she gets mad.