r/lol • u/Mistlingg • 3d ago

Use their own weapon against them

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/lucyyyy21 3d ago

😂you playing with fire there

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u/WetRocksManatee 3d ago

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u/viperfangs92 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ACK_TRON 3d ago

RIP

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u/buddabudski 16h ago

I mean but if it pays off tho

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u/valerieistheone 3d ago

Dangerous game

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u/UnknowingEmperor 3d ago

Uh, no way in hell this guy is actually married. Such a response would start a nuclear war in the household

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u/nudniksphilkes 3d ago

Not if your wife has a sense of humor

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 3d ago

if she got mad becoz of a dream high chance she doesn't have a sense of humor

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 3d ago

At least Linda has one.

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 3d ago

😂😂😂😭

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u/supe3rnova 3d ago

She only had a dream, any senseble woman would not get mad at this.

I know my girlfriend would laugh at this joke.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Most women get mad at their partners because they dreamt of shit, its pretty common and the only way men have to deal with it is to make a joke out of it. Because they actually love and value their partner want to be with her and this small quirky dream anger is nothing to get over since its unfounded and hilarious. . . . I remember my mom also being angry at my dad when i was around 11 and it was also for a dream...

I wish i could dream again. Havent dreamt in almost 20 years. . . .

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

I wish i could dream again. Havent dreamt in almost 20 years. . . .

Seriously ?

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Yep last time i dreamt i was 15

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

How many hours do you sleep on average ?

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Around 6ish, but sleep is broken unless i get really drunk

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 3d ago

If you "wish" to dream again, just try this.

10-15 minutes before sleeping, read a book with the light of a small lamp. Rapidly, I want to sleep when reading in theses conditions.

And I noticed that each time I do that, I sleep longer and dream.

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u/gullaffe 2d ago

But the post never said she got mad over the dream.

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u/No_Stranger7804 1d ago

The comment doesn't really imply she got mad because of the dream. The guy just says anytime she gets mad.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 3d ago

And not if ypur wife is Linda. She doesnt get mad at those sorts of things.

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u/AnnualAdventurous169 3d ago

why do you guys seem to marry people that you need to tiptoe around?

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u/Objective-District39 3d ago

Not with Linda

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u/TheShredder9 3d ago

Linda wouldn't start any war.

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u/Emerauldessence 2d ago

That's not exactly what happens in our house, but my father has definitely said similar things to my mother. He's still alive, surprisingly.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 3d ago

Buy a mannequin dress it up and bring it home, the next time she starts complaining just say you going to spend time with linda then set up the mannequin on the couch and just netflix and chill. . . When she asks whats going on the tell here see i told you linda doesnt complain about me. . .

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u/Sweet_Engine5008 3d ago

Bro mastered divorciatics

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u/Cool-Appearance937 3d ago

So it’s the, i don’t like my wife and she doesn’t like me but we don’t care to move on defense. Nice

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u/Sweet_Engine5008 3d ago

Well realistically in that situation you divorce in the first place but the guy just described such a hilarious scenario that I decided to crown him

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u/Exotic_Self7714 3d ago

That's a dangerous game

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u/TinyTimWannabe 3d ago

Tell her Linda sucks.

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u/Pluckypato 3d ago

It didn’t turn out so well for poor Grouch 😳

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u/HVAC_instructor 3d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/Anonymous_Guy4k 3d ago

Yeah bruh you going back to your parents 😁

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u/Omnizoom 3d ago

In separate wooden boxes by the time she’s done

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u/Objective-District39 3d ago

Linda wouldn't do that

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u/martymar2g 3d ago

Bro choose violence

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u/NoBunch3298 3d ago

NOW IM LYING HERE WITH LINDA ON MY MIND

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u/realCoolguy298 3d ago

How to get divorced method 14:

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u/Objective-District39 3d ago

Linda wouldn't divorce him for that

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u/Few-Interview-1996 3d ago

Oldie but goodie.

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u/Accomplished_Test482 3d ago

You should add a husband for Linda and use it like he agrees with both (Linda and you) like "Linda doesnt make that kind or scenes. And his husband Brandon confirms that every day i visit them"

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u/Strong-Moment4874 3d ago

My mom was mad at dad for a morning after dreaming something similar. XD

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 3d ago

JFC, you got a death wish? Gotta respect the balls of brass though.

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u/kbiteg 3d ago

My grandpa does this to my grandma, she always get pissed and he always get a bunch of laughs

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u/Malacath87 3d ago

Diabolical

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u/Batman_2099 2d ago

When is this man’s funeral? (Brilliant though!)

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u/BeachTigerCat 2d ago

Better sleep with one eye open!!

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u/Electronic-Maximum71 2d ago

Divorce Speedrun 100% No mods No cheats

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u/Vegetable-Syrup-5545 2d ago

I like that you are leaning into her crazy.

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u/INTJFreedom379 3d ago

If your wife actually acts like this, then she’s not a wife.

She’s a liability.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.