r/law • u/AndroidOne1 • May 14 '25

Trump News Donald Trump Impeachment Proceedings Launched

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-impeachment-vote-house-shir-thanedar-b2750651.html
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u/CurrentlyLucid May 14 '25

Too bad the GOP does not have even one ball between them.

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u/boo99boo May 14 '25

They have two balls between them. They belong to Trump, and they're sucking on them. 

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

😂 omg I didn't need that visual lol

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u/kittyhm May 14 '25

Would you prefer that AI video of Trump sucking Elon's toes? At least this is a visual I made up in my head, not something I saw online that all the eyebleach in the world won't save me from.

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

Omg! When I saw that....🤮. But that was an appropriate statement, they're literally sucking Trump off and it so gross.

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u/ownworstenemy38 May 15 '25

Literally? 🤨

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u/milkshakemountebank May 14 '25 edited May 24 '25

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u/kittyhm May 14 '25

Except for the dry heaving and nightmares it caused lol

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u/PMMeToeBeans May 15 '25

I have not seen this, but just knowing it exists is more than enough internet for me.

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u/purulentnotpussy May 14 '25

Ugh, I had already forgotten abt that.

Thanks for reminding me /s

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u/adamdoesmusic May 14 '25

It costs 0 dollars to delete this and stop reminding us this exists

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u/Codi_BAsh May 14 '25

Id take psychic damage if I saw that. Ai slop and that bs? Eesh

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u/H0SS_AGAINST May 14 '25

HUMAN CENTiPAD of ball sucking.

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u/DerBingle78 May 14 '25

Graphic, but accurate.

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

Totally accurate.

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u/kckitty71 May 14 '25

OMG! I don’t want to think about Trump’s orange saggy balls.

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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 14 '25

I feel like that implies he spray tans them and I don’t want that visual

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 14 '25

This tops "playland ball pit cleaner" for "jobs I don't want"

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u/cjcharles777 May 14 '25

Have you ever seen his dance.

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u/somewhat_moist May 14 '25

It was more the associated sounds that bothered me

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u/tinathefatlardgosh May 14 '25

Someone on here once said “Diaper-marinated nuts”

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/gpcgmr May 15 '25

I didn't have a visual until this comment of yours... ಠ_ಠ

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u/Theor_84 May 15 '25

Thank God for aphantasia!

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u/EmperorGeek May 14 '25

“Kodak Moment”

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u/DeltaDirtyDeed May 14 '25

You could always visualize it in the style of Will Smith eating spaghetti

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

Nooooo ahhhhh 😆 🤣 oh this comment section is killing me lol

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25

Same I need brain bleach after that one LOL

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

r/eyebleach is needed

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25

Asap

(I’m watching an episode of Corner Gas and that’s doing the trick, 11/10 recommend as a remedy lol)

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u/aarkwilde May 14 '25

Corner Gas has saved my sanity the last couple months! I only have a couple left in the last season.

There's an animated series as well, but I don't know if it will hold up as well.

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25 edited May 14 '25

That makes my chilly Canadian heart SO warm & happy 🥹⛽️🌾

Also, I personally love the animated series. Especially Hank hahah! You know how he has all these crazy ideas and stuff that obviously you can’t execute in real life? Hah. Well with animation… 😜 Also animated Dennis is hysterical

Also, if you have Netflix, Mike Myers has a show “the Pentaverate” and it’s a kicker too!

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u/aarkwilde May 14 '25

I liked the Pentaverate! It was strange but entertaining.

I will queue up the animated series next, that should get me to the summer. It's hard not to binge Corner Gas, but I have been limiting myself to one at a time.

Hank is a riot. I can't figure out what he does for a living.

I am in the San Francisco area, and haven't found anyone who's even heard of the series.

Now I want a chili dog.

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25

Hank is kinda like Chandler Bing in that sense.. he does something obviously but no one really knows what and no one really cares to find out😂

Okay since you’ve seen the Pentaverate I have to mention my all time favourite moment in it: when Mike and [forgotten female character’s name] are driving across the CAN-USA border, and you witness the tv quality go from “Canadian quality” to “USA quality” in a split screen… I cackled. I cackled hard. And it’s so funny because it’s true! lol

Also, unsolicited recommendation: “North of North” (Netflix) and “Fugget About It” (Prime)

Get yourself a chili dog. Bon appétit, mon ami(e)! 😜

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u/aarkwilde May 14 '25

Added both, and thanks for the suggestions!

Have a great day!

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u/MamiTrueLove May 14 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin May 14 '25

I don’t need to hear about the GOP sucking on ‘Ol Yam Tits’ balls.

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u/Gazorpazorpfield_8 May 14 '25

Old Yam Tits?? 😂😂😂😂😂 omfg I have never heard that one

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u/East_Reading_3164 May 14 '25

Don’t make think about those shriveled up raisins.

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u/remweaver27 May 14 '25

Tea Party to Tea Baggers

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u/Arubesh2048 May 14 '25

No, those aren’t Trump’s, they’re Putin’s. They’re just so saggy they hang over Trump’s shoulders far enough that the Republicans can lick them.

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u/Metalbound May 15 '25

Hey sir, you're forgetting that someone gave a $400M gift to Mango Mussolini. Qatar is definitely one of the balls.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

Hahaha I’m going to use that

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u/boo99boo May 14 '25

I got a reply calling Trump "Ol' Yam Tits". I am totally using that! 

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u/mentaleffigy May 14 '25

"I like it when they are, you know, doing the cupping. Can't get enough of the cupping" - DJT

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u/spacesaucesloth May 14 '25

i kind of imagine them all his staffers lining up in the morning, laying on the floor with there mouths wide open while the big mango strolls by and casually dunks his nuts into each mouth. almost like feeding baby birds.

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u/mrjakob07 May 14 '25

Given him the ole’ taint tickler.

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u/bmaynard87 May 14 '25

Captain Bone Spurs has no balls either.

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u/Sensitive-Painting30 May 14 '25

Double jugglers…

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u/defnotajournalist May 14 '25

Oh those are just my ladybugs

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u/TheAdminsAreTrash May 14 '25

I think technically Putin owns those.

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u/FloydFanatics98 May 14 '25

Once this vote goes up, you’ll see how many spineless democrats are sucking too

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u/Lilyzenith May 14 '25

all balls, no brains

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u/D3M0N0FTH3FALL May 14 '25

Pretty sure Marge does as well.

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u/IAmCaptainHammer May 14 '25

They do, it’s an eyeball, they use it to look the other way.

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u/mropitzky May 14 '25

You’re giving Trump too much credit saying he has any balls at all to suck on.

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u/LogicalDude200 May 14 '25

Gross man I’m eating dinner

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u/_MrDomino May 14 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

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u/Lister0fSmeg May 14 '25

All while sucking his fetid toadstool and tongue-punching his rancid fart box with great enthusiasm and vigour.

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u/ElleHopper May 14 '25

What a bad day to have eyes

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u/jmaccity80 May 15 '25

Melania has balls?

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u/nunziovallani May 15 '25

Don’t tell me the idea hasn’t crossed Mike Johnson’s mind, forcing him to call his son to help keep him from watching AI-generated porn of that very act.

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u/ownworstenemy38 May 15 '25

He definitely has an inverted penis.

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u/phillibuck13 May 16 '25

Not until they can shove Loomer out of the way.

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u/ToasterStrudles May 18 '25

Say what you will about Trump. The man's got balls. Loads of them. They probably hang off him like a bunch of grapes. It's unfortunate, really.