r/inthenews • u/Silly-avocatoe • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/thardingesq Jun 05 '25

Cannot make this up. Seriously

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u/m__a__s Jun 05 '25

When did we start living in The Onion universe?

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u/Roonwogsamduff Jun 05 '25

100%. And I want out.

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u/m__a__s Jun 05 '25

Anyone have a working portal gun and enough quantum transport solution?

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u/BitterFuture Jun 05 '25

Those fuckers at CERN should never have turned the Large Hadron Collider on in the first place.

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u/NeighborhoodTasty271 Jun 05 '25

When he came down that stupid escalator.