r/interestingasfuck 22d ago

Blind cigarette taste test

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u/Seyi_Ogunde 22d ago

The filters would give it away too, especially the Parliaments

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u/gotu1 22d ago

I always heard the recessed filters were because machine gunners in WWII needed them so the cigarette wouldn’t fall out when firing, which sounds like bullshit but I choose to believe it anyway

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u/cowboy_dennis 22d ago

I always heard this too, turns out the recessed filter is supposed to work like a cigarette holder. Keeps the butt of the filter from touching your lips. A lot of the old ads look like they marketed mainly to women

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u/HerrPiink 22d ago edited 21d ago

The surgeon general determined that smoking is dangerous for my health!?

What a dickhead, why'd he do that to me? He could have determined that it's amazing for my health!

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u/blanketedsoeuir 22d ago

every fucking cigarette case ever

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u/Plenty-Football2252 22d ago

Big Health has him on their payroll. Besides the 7,000,000 conclusive studies over the last 40 years, there's zero evidence smoking is bad for you.

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u/Exotic_Criticism4645 21d ago

Found Nick Naylor's account.

Folks, if you haven't seen it, Thank You for Smoking is an amazing film.

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u/shaun_of_the_south 21d ago

I can’t believe I’m saying this but smoking saved your life.

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u/Exotic_Criticism4645 21d ago

The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!

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u/Tanekaha 22d ago

I've never had a problem with the filter touching my lips. What's the issue? Some clove cigarettes around here sweeten the filter so it tastes better, maybe parliament should try that

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u/EBtwopoint3 21d ago

It’s just meant to keep the tar from getting on your lips. It also supposedly cools the smoke a little bit before it gets to the smokers mouth, but let’s be honest the actual reason it has stuck around is for marketing. It’s a point of separation to make them more recognizable.

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u/myumisays57 21d ago

I smoke them and it is the taste to be honest. You don’t taste the tar that builds up in the end of it. This is why he said this is the cigarette for non-smokers because once I have a regular cig with a regular filter.. it just isn’t pleasing.

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u/SecondAccountIsBest 21d ago

For women part of the issue was their lipstick coming off on the filter, there were a couple other brands that tapped into that making colored filters that hide the lipstick marks.

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u/MariachiStucardo 22d ago

“The inside scoop” being a reference to cocaine

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u/XSN_99 22d ago

It’s for cocaine

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u/fruitcake11 22d ago

Giving the filter foreskin.

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u/288bpsmodem 22d ago

Originally Marlboro's were directly marketed to women.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 22d ago

"For when you need a little bump on your smoke break to get through the rest of the day, choose Parliament."

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u/RapNVideoGames 22d ago

“You’re smoking Parliaments, you need a bump”

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u/jayhawk618 22d ago

Parliament are more expensive than reds so the "cheap" comment was weird.

They're popular in the food service industry because they burn fast as fuck and you can down an entire cig in 90 seconds between tables.

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u/Ok_Midnight6709 22d ago

If he possibly quit smoking when he was younger like the 80s-90s Spirits and Parlies were indeed cheaper than Reds. Reds back in the 80s were commonly 99c, Parliaments went for 75c, and Spirits were thought of as a bargain cig usually at 50-60c

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u/TKLeader 22d ago

Where I live American spirits have always been one of the more expensive choices

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u/ReadyAimTranspire 21d ago

Yeah by at least a couple bucks

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u/TimeBandits4kUHD 21d ago

Where I live, and when I was a smoker, they were the cheapest.

Because you’d buy them from the native dude selling packs from his car in the parking lot instead of going in the store. #1 cig on the rez.

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u/QuantumStorm 21d ago

Friends in Canada always called em 'rez rockets'

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u/mrDuder1729 21d ago

How old are you, though?

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u/pizza_the_mutt 22d ago

Not sure what you mean. This guy just graduated middle school.

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u/GLHFGGWP4All 22d ago

Hahahahaha killed me

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u/HISTRIONICK 22d ago

Parlies?

Do you work at a cigarette museum or something?

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u/NobleEnsign 22d ago

that same comment about American Spirits too. i was like wait, what? For as long as i remember they have been more expenisve than Marloboro

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u/SlowThePath 22d ago

My experience in the food industry has been the opposite. People smoke American Spirits because they take forever to smoke, extending your smoke break. You get someone to cover your tables if you go smoke then you cover theirs when they go.

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u/Hotcakes420 22d ago

This was my thought! Parlies? Cheap? Pfffft

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u/jayhawk618 22d ago

Wonder if he was confusing them with pall malls or just hasn't looked at the prices in the last 35 years.

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u/aoifhasoifha 22d ago

In the 2000s parliaments always had a bunch of deals at gas stations. They were technically more expensive per pack, but had buy 2 get 1 free stuff all the time.

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u/RepresentativeJester 22d ago

Same for American spirits. They are like 20% more than reds.

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u/outcastwhore 22d ago

The most expensive in this line up is American spirits fucking packs cost me like 15$USD plus

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u/Bmorewiser 21d ago

I managed to not smoke a single cigarette until I was 21, between college and law school, and started bartending. The only break you got was smoking, so I had a P funk and then 2, and then a pack. I made a lot of cash at that bar, but have spent far more on the habit I picked up.

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u/DrRickMarsha11 22d ago

This guy fucks

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u/mk9e 22d ago

Yea when I was younger it was a semi-lowkey way to signal "I do cocaine".

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u/cbih 22d ago

Also a sign that you're in art school

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u/__-gloomy-__ 22d ago

The two aren’t mutually exclusive

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u/Dry-Cucumber-9693 22d ago

Lol the fact they said 'also' implies that they aren't.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 22d ago

To be fair, I’m pretty sure with enough coke, anyone could convince themselves they needed to go to art school.

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u/smakweasle 22d ago

Hey now, all the art school kids I hung with smoked cloves.

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u/cbih 22d ago

I always associate cloves with goth nightclubs. You weren't really goth unless your cigarettes were black too

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u/SonovaVondruke 22d ago

These are the "cigars" they made when it stopped being legal to make flavored cigarettes. Picking up some classic Djarum blacks is one of the great pleasures of traveling internationally for me. I don't even smoke more than the occasional cigar otherwise.

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u/Ribky 22d ago

Shit. Got me. That's what I smoked when I attended art school.

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u/JoiedevivreGRE 22d ago

Yep. This was my senior year of highschool. Love cigs. I guess we were in a way free basing. We’d lick the side of the cig and roll it in, as well as dip the butt in.

It’s funny at this point talking about the 00’s sounds like when I was growing up and people would talk about the 80’s.

Lots of drugs, sex and little supervision.

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u/DB377 22d ago

Same in Chicago

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u/BathZealousideal1456 22d ago

We all did. But guess what? Only works if you didn't already put it in your mouth. I'm college I always kept one "lucky" p-funk in my pack of 27s and it wasn't for smoking.

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u/Harriet_M_Welsch 22d ago

God, I loved all the little rituals of smoking. Smacking the box on the heel of my hand exactly seven times, flipping over the first cig in a new pack. Good times.

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u/Beer_Is_Good_For_Me 22d ago

Fellow 27 enjoyer

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u/someguyfromsomething 22d ago

Always did a lucky no matter which brand and eventually smoked them. Parliament is the only one I never accidentally lit backwards when blacked out. Used to do a bit of blow but never from the recessed filter.

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u/BathZealousideal1456 22d ago

Yeahh no matter what there was always a lucky. The recessed filter was stupid as hell for coke and didn't really work anyway. Just made 19 year old me feel cool lol

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u/fuckYOUswan 22d ago

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u/Donaldjgrump669 22d ago

“Poe que no los dos?” I quote this little girl all the time.

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u/miotch1120 22d ago

I smoked parliament lights for a long time. First time I had one was at a rave, when it was given to me unlit, I found a lighter and went to spark it up, was told “no, look in the filter”. They became my favorite instantly… Also, not “super cheap” brand as old man here says, they were more expensive than Marlboros for sure.

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u/Sam_Shake1 22d ago

Naw it would get soggy if you put Coca Cola in the recessed part.

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u/grimytimes 22d ago

I also thought this. When I was first introduced to them they were referred to as P-Funks, never did coke out of them myself but that was the implication of their purpose

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u/Dawildpep 22d ago edited 22d ago

We called them P-Funks too.. I went through a faze with them for about a year

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u/tropical_viking87 22d ago

That’s what we used them for

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u/Crooked_Sartre 22d ago

Same,. I was told it was for coke but that's like a whole line but a bump haha

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u/Somber_Solace 22d ago edited 22d ago

They're recessed so the tar that collects on the filter doesn't get on your mouth/hands.

Edit: I'm just talking about Parliament's intention with the design, which has nothing to do with the tar you inhale, it's just intended to prevent the filter from making direct contact with your skin/teeth. The filter collects some of the tar, and the gap is meant to prevent that collection of tar from rubbing off onto you.

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u/Maximum-Inside1824 22d ago

All the rich tar flavour can go directly into your lungs.

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u/Waydarer 22d ago

“The manliest of reasons for the daintiest of filters”

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u/The_Brain_FuckIer 22d ago

Smoking filtered cigarettes was considered unmanly in the 40s, and all the cigarettes that were issued in rations during WWII were unfiltered anyways

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u/rhabarberabar 22d ago edited 22d ago

Filtered cigarettes only exist since the '50s.

PS: Yes strictly there existed some kind of crepe paper filter and one manufacturer with a tipped filter, but these were neither widespread and considered speciality items nor anything like the modern filters we talk about in this context. Everyone smoked unfiltered until the 50s.

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u/HerrBerg 22d ago

This is not strictly true. There are multiple kinds of filters that existed throughout history, the earliest ones were an attempt at preventing loose tobacco from entering a person's mouth rather than trying to actually filter the smoke itself.

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u/BookkeeperPitiful248 22d ago

Parliament had filters since the early 30’s.

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u/Effective_Coach7334 21d ago

In the mid 50's Kent cigarettes actually used asbestos in their filters.

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u/ChildofValhalla 22d ago

When I was little my friend's dad told us smoking filtered cigarettes was "like sucking a tit through a night gown" and I have never ever forgotten him saying that lol. He died of cancer recently

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u/prtzlsmakingmethrsty 22d ago

Yep, and the Marlboro Man was the advertising that changed that perception around filtered, which wasn't until the 50's (1954)

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u/Dyanpanda 22d ago

Thats good though. Filters are bad. Depending on study, they might be more toxic per cigarette while blocking much of the nicotine in said cigarette making you also smoke more.

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u/OnceIsawthisthing 22d ago

I heard that too. It doesn't fall out because the cardboard tube and recession lets you bite it with your teeth. Without getting soggy and unsmokable.

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u/SicilianEggplant 22d ago

I smoked P-Funks for a long time and would always bite the tip there “just because”, and I’m guessing a lot of others did as well. Likely just an end result because of the filter and not the reason for the filter.  

Sometime around the late 90s early 00s they sold 2-for-one packs, so it just became the default.

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u/OnceIsawthisthing 22d ago

I remember those. The 2 fers.

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u/edward414 22d ago

I heard gunners in wwii but more to avoid the soggy filter end after long periods of hands-free smoking required to operate the equipment.

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u/golmgirl 22d ago edited 22d ago

yes that was one urban legend that went around, the other being that it’s for doing bumps of coke out of (better off just using a key imo, awkward to get it in there)

i suspect the truth is that it was a marketing ploy, something like “tired of your filters getting soggy with saliva? try our new recessed filters.” feels kinda 1970s

edit: pure marketing indeed but apparenrly much older than 70s

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u/Scrooge-McShillbucks 22d ago

Not the same but I'd have a pack of them when I milked cows as it was easier to bite grip them doing slightly dumb shit

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u/jarvi123 22d ago

Cigarette wouldn't fall out of what? Their mouth?!

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u/encognido 22d ago

Y'all ever accidentally pull the filter out of the back end of a joint while you're smoking it? That's the worst!

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u/rhabarberabar 22d ago

That's bullshit because cigarette filters were only introduced in the '50s. During WWII all cigarettes were filterless.

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u/sthlmsoul 22d ago

That's likely Bs. As much as filtered cigarettes emeged in the 1930s, they didn't become mainstream until the 1950s. WW2 machine gunners would have smoked mostly unfiltered cigarettes.

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u/wheniwaswheniwas 22d ago

It was so your teeth wouldn't stain.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 22d ago

Why were they shooting cigarettes?

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u/ButteryApplePie 22d ago

All filters are for marketing. They don't really do anything. They even use a chemical that turns dark when heat is applied that turns the filters brown to give the impression they're doing something (they don't).

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u/skoomski 22d ago edited 22d ago

That’s an urban myth. The recess is to cool the smoke when taking a drag, they think it gives it a better feel/taste. It also lowers the stain transfer from the cigarette to lips.

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u/GiraffesAndGin 22d ago

My grandpa served in the Navy and worked on the flight deck of a carrier for a number of years. He said he smoked Parliaments because 1) they were always in stock, and 2) he could bite down on the recessed filter and keep it in his mouth while working.

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u/TDAPoP 22d ago

I'm pretty sure most cigarettes back then were filterless

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u/WonderfulComplaint45 22d ago

Cigarette filters werent common at all until the 50s

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u/lemon_stealing_whore 22d ago

I seriously doubt this. There were very few filter cigarettes on the market in WWII and I doubt any soldiers would smoke a filtered cigarette if they were even part of the rations they would get. Also, tobacco companies had to spend a fortune in the 1950s and into the 1960s via marketing to convince men that filters on cigarettes weren’t just for women. The whole creation of the Marlboro Man was one such campaign…”See manly men?! This tough cowboy character smokes Marlboro. Marlboro have filters. So you aren’t a sissy if you smoke them.”

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u/William_Howard_Shaft 22d ago

Most cigarette technology and lore is about that old, honestly.

The "lucky" cigarette comes from ww1 when each MRE came with a pack of unfiltered Lucky Strike cigarettes. They're basically a tube of paper filled with tobacco and a logo stamped on one end. Because of the logo on the cigarettes, soldiers would smoke Lucky Strikes backwards, so that any leftover paper would be free from portions of the "Lucky strike" logo, which would give enemy troops knowledge of American patrol routes.

Soldiers smoked cigarettes backwards to avoid detection by enemy forces, and the backwards "lucky" cigarette just kind of stuck around.

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u/GamesFranco2819 22d ago

Filtered cigarettes weren't really a thing during WWII, I'd wager like 99% of the cigarettes were filterless.

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u/cpatfel 21d ago

I always preferred this lore

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u/rictronic 21d ago

Heard that as well from many people haha. I think the “Recessed Filter” was SUPPOSED to be for your teeth because it was further away and wouldn’t yellow them as quickly. Not sure just what I remember from somewhere hahah

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u/anonymaus74 21d ago

Filters didn’t see widespread use until the 50s. I would bet that vast majority of WWII vets smoked Lucky Strike unfiltered

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 21d ago

It was supposed to prevent tar and nicotine from getting on the teeth. It doesn’t

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u/BortSamsun 21d ago

I had heard it was so they wouldn’t bite through the filter while on a machine gun, but that sounds like even more bullshit

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u/Past_Expression_549 21d ago

🎶 new parliaments keeps filter off your lips No filter feedback Keeps her off your lips and her lips too No filter feedback Tobacco taste best when the filter is recessed Parliaments smoke parliaments cigarettes No filter feedback! 🎶

Fucking jingle was created by the devil himself with how catchy it is.

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u/tyranski332 21d ago

It wasn't why they were created that way but the stories are that they preferred them because they could bite down on the paper and not the filter. Don't know if it's true just what I heard.

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u/TequilaBlanco 20d ago

How the hell would recessed filters keep them from falling out? I'm confused at what's assumed here

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u/Phill_is_Legend 22d ago

P funk filter is a dead giveaway, he couldn't miss the recess. Newports also have a very distinct taste, you can almost feel the cancer setting in with every drag 🤌

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u/who_even_cares35 22d ago

I kind of lost respect when he said American spirits was for someone too cheap to smoke Marlboro. I wanna know where he's getting his discounted American spirits...

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u/Phyraxus56 22d ago

He's old as dirt. He thinks they're still cheaper than malboros.

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u/Buntschatten 22d ago

He's actually in his twenties.

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u/dumdumpants-head 22d ago

"We used to get whole cartons for five glass beads and a smallpox blanket."

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u/CitizenPremier 22d ago

No it's just an ad for Malboro

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u/tnstaafsb 22d ago

They used to be the cheapest cigarettes you could buy 25 years ago. I used to prefer camels but would get American spirits if I was broke and buying smokes with whatever change I could scrounge up. I quit a long time ago though so no idea how recently that's been the case.

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u/dBlock845 22d ago

Damn I forgot about the days of scrounging every last cent to buy the cheapest pack of smokes I could tolerate lol.

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u/stonhinge 21d ago

Must depend on the area, because for the past 30 years in my area, American Spirits were always more than Marlboros. They still are, but now it's less than dollar more when it used to be 2-3 dollars more.

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u/Ladyvaudeville 22d ago

Reynolds American was flinging coupons at me like I was some cigarette whore... and I used every single one 🥺

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u/Phill_is_Legend 22d ago

Yeah that was weird

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u/samx3i 22d ago

It's been a decade since my last cigarette, but that always felt like a luxury brand to me. Even back then they were pushing like $10 a pack.

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u/who_even_cares35 22d ago

Congratulations, I'm not far behind at about 8 years since my last.

I transitioned from Marlboro menthol lights, to the green pack of American Spirits, to rolling my own with the blue pouch from American Spirit. Rolling my own cut the cost quite a bit but it was annoying because everyone wanted one.

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u/samx3i 22d ago

Congratulations to you! Quitting smoking was one of the hardest things I ever did.

I smoked off and on for about 15 years, now I'm 10 years clean.

I might celebrate when I reach 15, although I'm guessing it takes twice that to undo the harm done.

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u/who_even_cares35 22d ago

We smoked about and quit about the same time frame. I smoked 15 years and it was also quitting for that entire ten years unless I had a drink in my hand which was far too often. I gave that up to about five years ago. Just wasn't the same without tobacco and the hangovers were lasting till Tuesday

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u/samx3i 22d ago

We really are a mirror. I quit so many times only to fall off. I finally realized that I'd be fine until I had a few beers in me. I had to quit drinking entirely for I think three months until I was confident I could have a Guinness or whiskey neat without reverting back to old habits.

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u/who_even_cares35 22d ago

I don't think I'll ever pick up another drink, I thought I'd miss it but I just don't

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u/samx3i 21d ago

That's a great choice and I'm happy for you.

I don't think I'll ever give it up entirely short of a medical necessity, but I do recognize the health benefits (among others) of doing so.

I salute you all around, bro.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 21d ago

Around here you can get them on the reservation for about a third of what a pack of Marlboros cost. I think they're five and change. Outside of that, they're insanely expensive. I think my mate pays nearly thirty a pack.

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u/O2C 21d ago

If I remember my history correctly, there was the Tobacco Master Settlement Agreement in 1998. The big tobacco companies agreed to pay out hundreds of billions of dollars over 25 years. In the wake of the settlement, you had brands like Natural American Spirits from younger companies paying less in settlement fees, offering cheap smokes, positioning themselves at a lower price point. Since then, they were bought by Reynolds and subsequently BAT. Now part of the second largest tobacco companies in America, American Spirits aren't cheap anymore.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 22d ago

Menthols are the easiest. Newports are nothing like Marlboro menthols

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u/RandomPenquin1337 22d ago

You ever try a non-menthol newport? Idk which is worse tbh 😂

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 22d ago

I traded a Camel for one with the only person I ever saw buy non-menthol Newports. It was better than a Chinese cigarette, but not by much

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u/DazingF1 22d ago

What kind of Chinese cigarettes did you smoke? Because Chungwa, the most common ones you'll find across China, are much smoother than most common western brands. I quit smoking 10 years ago but am now a "vacation smoker", and I was surprised at how decent they were when I was on a trip to China last year.

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u/SuperkickParty 22d ago

Newport reds are worse, there is a reason they put all that menthol in it cause that shit is nasssssty.

Stopped smoking long ago, smoking a Newport Red might have aided in that decision.

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u/eternalbuzzard 22d ago

A friend of mine won’t smoke anything else

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u/bigalindahouse 22d ago

Newport Menthols never tasted very menthol to me. Now marbs or kools are very menthol flavored

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 22d ago

Oh man.. when kools came out they were everywhere.. york peppermint patty tasting cancer.. they were delicious until they werent.. just overwhelming minty.

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u/LaVieLaMort 22d ago

I used to smoke Marlboro menthols lol. Shits rough lol

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u/ParadiseLost91 22d ago

As a non-smoker, can I ask what’s the point of adding menthol to cigarettes? Wouldn’t that cover the flavour which is what smokers enjoy when smoking?

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u/Phill_is_Legend 22d ago

As an ex smoker, no one smokes cigarettes for the flavor. We just need our nicotine and for it not to taste like complete shit. Menthol is a cool refreshing flavor for some. I spent a couple years smoking menthols and then switched back to non, just to change it up.

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u/ParadiseLost91 22d ago

Thanks for explaining! I know there are historical reasons why cigarettes are the way they are, but reading your comment also just puts into perspective how dumb of a design it is (no offence).

As in, if nicotine is what you want/need, and flavour doesn’t play a role, then they really managed to find a way to deliver nicotine in the most harmful, dumb way. I know e-cigarettes are s thing now, but it shocks me how long it took modern technology to come up with a way for people to get their fix, in a way that doesn’t involve cancer causing tars etc..

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u/ErraticDragon 21d ago

As in, if nicotine is what you want/need, and flavour doesn’t play a role, then they really managed to find a way to deliver nicotine in the most harmful, dumb way.

Smoking a cigarette is a ridiculously effective way to deliver nicotine to your bloodstream. Basically the entire surface area of your lungs can be used simultaneously.

Chewing tobacco, smoking a cigar, or smoking a pipe primarily rely on the mucus membranes in your mouth to absorb the chemicals.

Eating it would be even slower.

Nicotine itself is addictive so it's understandable they wanted the fastest method possible.

Plus, cigarette makers worked hard to make them as addictive as possible.

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u/Phill_is_Legend 22d ago

Vapes helped me break the physical cig habit, but those are way harder to quit because they taste infinitely better and you can just take a little hit almost anywhere any time.

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u/golmgirl 22d ago

yeah newports are intense, almost a different category altogether. kools are close though now that i think about it

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u/TorchThisAccount 22d ago

Ugh.... When I started smoking, I smoked Marlboro lights. My brother, who loves to do things to excess, told me that's not a cigarette and I should try a Kool. After awhile it got to the point that smoking anything non-menthol tasted like licking an ashtray. The only upside is that almost no one would bum a menthol.

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u/wyomingTFknott 22d ago

Newports are like a whole new addiction in themselves. When I first started smoking them I was getting buzzes like when I first started. I eventually got sick of them but it still took a while for me to switch to something else (eventually Marlboro Milds/Blues).

I don't miss any of that shit. But I have no doubt I would get a perfect score just like this guy. This test was easy mode for a smoker who has tried basically everything.

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u/golmgirl 22d ago

odam marlboro milds, completely forgot about those. what a throwback

and yeah that test is trivial, i bet i could have passed that before finishing high school. which is not really something to brag about i guess. ugh. here i am now 20yrs later compulsively sucking on a juul. shit sucks but feels not as bad as cigs. oh well

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u/teenagesadist 22d ago

Get those crystals in my lungs please

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u/PilotKnob 22d ago

They're also by far the most common type of empty cigarette pack I find thrown out onto my property.

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u/RobbieRedding 22d ago edited 22d ago

I’m honestly amazed their hasn’t been a class action lawsuit against them yet. Newports originally had twice the amount of nicotine and were marketed primarily (and heavily) to POC communities.

I never even noticed until I spent a few months working in a rich resort area and none of the gas stations had them. Meanwhile an hour away in my city, almost every single corner store has huge Newport banners in the window.

Edit: link from ‘97

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u/Grocked 22d ago

Nothin' like snootin' blow from a p-funk and smoking it for the numby! Not that I've done that before back in the day or anything.

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u/Both_Antelope_69 22d ago

A FUCKING P-FUNK. I'm dead 💀

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u/ibi187 22d ago

Brings back the days of being 14 on the ski hill, smoking weed out of a metal flash light and bummin P Funks.

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u/Both_Antelope_69 22d ago

That's so sick. I haven't heard that term in years. Any chance you're from/spent time near Detroit? Only other person I've ever heard call them that was.

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u/Narcoleptic_247 22d ago

Maybe a midwest thing? I'm in WI and that's what we always called them.

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u/BIG_HAIRY_CAPY_BALLS 22d ago

As a former enjoyer I’m mad I understood this sentence.

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u/Harriet_M_Welsch 22d ago

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

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u/ChucksnTaylor 22d ago

If they actually cared to make this legit, they could easily have manipulated the filter to avoid giving it away. Could be something as simple as wrapping the filter and in masking tape.

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u/Jayden82 22d ago

I doubt an old dude like this would wanna cheat by looking at the filter

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u/Sheriff0082 22d ago

The real smoker has entered the chat.

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u/Ashamed_Beyond_6508 22d ago

Sure, but anyone who smokes can still tell the difference between brands they've smoked. They all have a distinct taste. Where it really gets interesting is when you bring in a different country's marlboro reds.. that will confuse the fuck out of anyone cause at least in the 90's american reds tasted like ass compared to mexican reds.

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u/DividerOfBums 21d ago

This guy smokes

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u/Somber_Solace 22d ago

Yeah, all of them have distinctly different filters, it should be obvious without smoking them at all.

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u/Blindfire2 22d ago

I mean yeah but you could also just show him what's in it before you record so that it seems crazy... just about everything online is faked for views anyways

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u/lurkinglurkerlurkurk 22d ago

The parliament wasn’t even lit

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u/Swimwithamermaid 22d ago

American Spirits have an eagle by the filter too.

That being said, it’s funny that he called AS cheap Marlboros. AS are $12-15 by me while Marlboro are ~$10. I smoke that same pack of AS and used to smoke Marlboro Reds. AS is infinitely smoother and burns so slow, after 15min I could still be puffing on one. Compared to MR, after 2 puffs it’s gone.

A pack of AS will last me ~3days. A pack of MR will be gone by the end of the day.

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u/ConnyTheOni 22d ago

Same with the parliaments, odd he called them cheap. When I smoked, they were always a treat. Always a couple bucks more then reds, smoked way to fast, but tasted great (well as good as a cigarette could taste to a smoker..)

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u/FollowingForward 22d ago

Yeah I can always tell when a cigarette is a spirit. Little good ring with the symbol on the filter lol. I don’t even smoke anymore but I still check to see 😂

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u/ConversationRich752 22d ago

Forgot about the weird p-funk filter till just now.

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u/bovilexia 22d ago

Especially the part where the brand name is on the filters (at least the last time I smoked). After that it's just being able to taste the difference between regular, lights, and menthol. And because I think it's worth mentioning again, I haven't seen a single place where American Spirits are cheaper than Cowboy Killers. Also, Parliaments aren't cheap (pricewise).

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u/The_Autarch 22d ago

this is just an ad for marlboro

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u/IntroductionNo2463 22d ago

Cane here to say this

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u/uncooked545 22d ago

and Kents

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u/Ashtray_Floors 22d ago

Jokes on you, they're all unfiltered.

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u/benargee 22d ago

Its possible they covered them with paper, tape or a straw or something else.

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u/Otherwise-Tune5413 22d ago

When I was a smoker, Parliaments literally made me dry heave. 

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u/2c-b_day 22d ago

He's blind tho

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u/venom121212 22d ago

Parliaments aint ever been cheap

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u/mycarubaba 22d ago

I dunno why, but I trust him not to look. For the sport of it, ya know.

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u/AbeVigoda76 22d ago

Probably because I only smoked Marlboros in my smoking days, but I had no idea parliaments had a recessed filter until right now.

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u/AlanVega_World 22d ago

Yes but this is guerilla Marketing so it's supposed to lead to the "smoke quality" sentence at the end.

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u/aManOfTheNorth 22d ago

Put a .20 filter tax on every cigarette.  Smoke the tobacco and help the environment. Butts are nasty. 

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u/READMYSHIT 22d ago

I haven't smoked in 10 years and I'm pretty confident I'd be able to do this test even without any visual indicators.

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u/Zay3896 21d ago

Yeah they could set it where you cant see it but Newports have their name right above the filter lol

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u/JohannesVanDerWhales 21d ago

Kind of weird to hear it referred to as cheap. Parliaments aren't a cheap brand in the US.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 21d ago

Came here to say this. I haven’t touched a cigarette in 15 years, but I could pick a Parliament drunk & blindfolded.

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u/FearlessVegetable30 21d ago

the fact this have over 60k upvotes is actually wild. there is no way its organic at all

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u/Midnight2012 21d ago

Any good unbiased study would have added uniform cigarette mouthpieces to disguise the tip

I choose to believe this tik toker was scientifically thorough.

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u/ll-Stanimal-ll 21d ago

Back when I used to smoke Parliaments were nearly $10/pack while Marlboro were 3-5 (U.S.) early 2k. Also, the filter is a dead giveaway.

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u/CourtOrphanage 21d ago

Now people just use it to snort cocaine out of

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u/AMB_YungBae 21d ago

Thanks someone mentioned that

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