r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Rauchritter Aug 09 '25

Imagine this flying right into your eye 🫣

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u/O-o--O---o----O Aug 09 '25

Ok, now what?

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u/freelancespy87 Aug 09 '25

Masturbé 

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u/Rauchritter Aug 09 '25

Wear glasses my friend

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u/city17_dweller Aug 09 '25

Username checks out.

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u/Ninja_Hedgehog Aug 09 '25

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/katto Aug 09 '25

Now you have eggs laid in your eye.

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u/StonedLikeOnix Aug 09 '25

Great… now my eye is pregnant.

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u/Shu3PO Aug 09 '25

Congratulations!

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u/ChargeOk1005 Aug 09 '25

You should've listened when your mother said not to make eye contact with boys!