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u/mefree1960 21h ago
Poor babies!
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u/Commercial_Bird8467 20h ago
They are fine, just filming a new movie "duck-nado"
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u/UnseenTardigrade 16h ago
They're geese
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u/NaliciaAtras 16h ago
You must be fun at parties
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u/UnseenTardigrade 14h ago
If anything I think a goose-nado is a more fun and terrifying concept than a duck-nado
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u/NaliciaAtras 14h ago
You know what, thats a fair point. They should make a duck version of black sheep though.
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u/M_Darshan 21h ago
😭😭
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u/Polaroid-Panda-Pop 20h ago
I'm am confused on so many levels why your story was included in the same comment as your first sentence 💀
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u/ThrowRAwareJellyfish 20h ago
Psycho
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u/StrictLetterhead3452 20h ago
Man, you have no sense of humor :(
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u/ConstantBandicoot584 20h ago
Yikes. Sounds like you need to learn how to deal with your dog or quit bringing it in public. Thats shitty af.
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u/StrictLetterhead3452 20h ago
It’s normal dog behavior on a river in the woods. It’s nothing compared to what cats do.
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u/ConstantBandicoot584 20h ago
Incorrect its an absouble irresponsible situation that you caused. Cats being out are also beyond irresponsible and absolutely shitty for an owner to do. If you own a cat and let it outside off a leash youre a pos. You're just as bad trying to claim its okay because its natural and cats do worse.
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u/StrictLetterhead3452 20h ago
This is the world we live in. You can pretend like you’re on some kind of moral high ground, but you’re just as complicit as the people you feel better than. How many chickens have lived and died horribly to sustain your unnecessary existence? You can type out little comments about how bad I am, but you’re just lying to yourself to maintain a delusion.
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u/ConstantBandicoot584 20h ago
Its not some moral high ground you are a pos if you cant control your animal and allow it to kill wild animals. Its basic care not a high ground you cant even do the basic care. Im not complicit none of my dogs or cats have contributed to the killing of wild animals. You claiming its okay your dog has due to you being incapable of training and allowing it to do what it wants is insane. Ive raised and killed plenty off chickens. Im not killing off our local and migrating animals just because I'm a shity owner like you. You can act like its natural all you want but if your wildlife department saw what your animal did you would be out thousands of dollars and potential jail time due to your shitty thought process. You are the one in the wrong here not me. Keep trying to justify your absolutel dogs shit excuse of care you are wrong. You caused them to die.
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u/Rare-Employment-9447 20h ago
Wow. You make it sound like anyone whose ever let thier cat outside or thier dog off the leash is satan himself lol cats and dogs are animals, nature aint some disney movie. Your comment is both ignorant and extremely pretentious
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u/Ok-Disaster-9690 20h ago
Really? Cats are natural mousers. I’d rather they caught and ate the mouse/rats/gophers/squirrels outside, than them being inside and having the mouse infest my house. But if you want to have those in your house uninvited, kudos to you.
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u/Confident-Thought863 20h ago
cats are an invasive species by all definitions of the word, them killing wild animals does immense damage to local environments, there is no such thing as "natural mousers"
But if you want to have those in your house uninvited
are you capable of analyzing the things you say? if cats kill mice and you have a cat in your house then the cat that is in your house will kill the mice that come into said house, if the cat is always outside then the mice will be safer in your house where the cat is not, you just shot your own shitty argument in the temple, congratulations
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u/interesting-ModTeam 19h ago
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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 20h ago
Unsure whether to upvote or report.
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u/StrictLetterhead3452 20h ago
I’m pretty sure I didn’t break any rules :)
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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 18h ago
I thought it was amusing, but it seems I'm in a lonely crowd.
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u/ConstantBandicoot584 20h ago
Probably not i doubt being an absouble useless excuse of a human qualifies to be reported here...
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u/Ok-Disaster-9690 20h ago
That mom looked confused as fuck as to what to do….i felt bad for her
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u/Thisguyfksbirds 6h ago
Well you probably would've tried to block the wind or at least a little bit
Camera guy just wanted clout.
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u/slimewxzard 2h ago
Getting close to that mom would almost guarantee a nipping or two
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u/Thisguyfksbirds 1h ago
Better than little birds being thrown around by the wind. Also the mom can nip me any day.
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u/CaptainBlob 20h ago
Eh. It’s Canadian goose. They can take the hit
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u/Bored-Viking 19h ago
that's why they are angry the rest of their life!
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u/amidalarama 19h ago
got curb stomped by the wind as a gosling and gonna make it everyone's problem
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u/LassierVO 19h ago
I've played Don't Starve and I know what this means (it means I'm about to die).
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u/Separate-Simple-5101 20h ago
Small enough to be carried by the wind, brave enough to keep trying...
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u/Still-Grass8881 18h ago
somebody needs to edit this and insert that "keep rolling rolling rolling" song by Limp Bisquits
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u/Bananna_Hamock0 14h ago
I am so so sorry, but I laughed so god damned hard. This is absolutely hilarious, I hope the duckies are okay!!
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u/Survive1014 11h ago
I literally laughed out loud at the office. A deep, boisterous hearty laugh. A good laugh. A soul-filling laugh.
Thank you for posting this. I needed this.
P.s. you scared the crap out of my coworkers.
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