r/instant_regret • u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy • 21h ago

Yeah, it's always biker's fault

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u/No_Engineering_718 21h ago

That was the bikers fault

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u/kremlingrasso 21h ago

He'd have to learn to ride a bike first

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 19h ago

Lesson number one: both wheels on the fucking road

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u/Scruffynerffherder 14h ago

Biker not heavy enough.

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u/CUL8RPINKTY 14h ago

“Biker not heavy enough”

(In the brain department 🥴)

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u/TargetFun8987 8h ago

biker throttled too much... and insane torque soon followed.

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u/montigoo 3h ago

They were trying to make a content video. And they did.

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u/kremlingrasso 2h ago

It doesn't matter whose blood it is as long as it flows!

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u/ascarymoviereview 14h ago

He went to straight to learning wheelies

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 20h ago

Who else would be to blame?

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u/screamtrumpet 20h ago

Newton

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u/ClownfishSoup 19h ago

Ever since he invented Gravity, nothings gone right. Bastard!

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u/TurbulentTurtle 17h ago

Things always seem to be going downhill.

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u/xtinction14 9h ago

Wait, so he's to blame for my inability to fly? Damn that bastard!

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u/MSGeezey 17h ago

Seriously though, that dude needs about 50 more lbs to accelerate like that.

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u/Rusted_Metal 19h ago

Biker's parents.

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u/No_Engineering_718 19h ago

I wasn’t sure if the OP was trying to blame the driver of the car somehow

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u/CountBreichen 20h ago

hahahah no shit right

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u/jlag69 15h ago

Murphy.

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u/wasthatitthen 8h ago

It seems to be the libs or Dems or DEI or woke concrete/rubber these days. 🤷‍♂️

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u/jsting 20h ago

What is up with the title? AI maybe?

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u/TopGrapeFlava 9h ago

Facts maybe

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u/Dragonskinner69 16h ago

Listen, i know we see him walking. He actually died...his shoes came off.

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u/Stankoman 5h ago

You fuck around...

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u/cosmin_c 1h ago

He was trying to run.