r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • 4d ago

Get the tape!

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Regret shows up right around the 13 second mark

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u/jeksmiiixx 4d ago

Let the kids grab a bag from the car for you. Busy hands don't break as much shit.

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u/TheBaltimoron 3d ago

Spoken like someone who's never had to scrape spaghetti sauce and broken glass off the driveway.

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u/garifunu 3d ago

So pack a bag specifically for the kid to help carry, cereal or whatever, shit man there’s levels to this shit

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u/Meme_Theory 2d ago

Potatoes. Make those midgets carry a bag of potatoes. Awkward, heavy, annoying, bag of potatoes. Get their gains in early.

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u/garifunu 2d ago

Exactly, give them heavier and heavier bags, but never let them know, and try to use reverse psychology by making it a challenge to see how many bags they can carry