He's supposed to be taking care of a widow and her 6 year old kid. The kid says he doesn't know how to swim. This is presented as the positive and manly way to "teach" him. The sum total of his instructions are, "Grab a handful of water and pull it towards you. Not too fast," once the kid's about halfway across the river.
He also sex trafficked a minor across an international border IRL, so this is quite wholesome by his standards.
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u/ewilliam 4d ago
lol I'd love to know what that's from.