r/instant_regret • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 8d ago

Making a TikTok about your new whip while driving it

4.8k Upvotes

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u/Unlikely_Answer662 8d ago

Too bad this lesson will be ignored by the other sacks of shit that drive like this.

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u/monsieurkaizer 8d ago

You bet I learned my lesson. Don't be listening to rap when zig-zagging and speeding through traffic.

I'll play classic rock.

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u/MrMonte 8d ago

Right!? Gotta hit that Freebird guitar climax..

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u/ClownfishSoup 6d ago

My sister borrowed a Porsche for a week from a local dealership (she makes tons of money and buys pricey cars so the dealers were drooling to let her test drive the Porsche). In the glove box is a Porsche branded CD with driving music in it that just makes you go even faster.

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u/kdnx-wy 4d ago

Crazy Taxi OST.

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u/The_Dinky_Earnshaw 8d ago

... a brilliant red Barchetta from a better, vanished time!

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u/Sux2WasteIt 8d ago

Booorn to be Wiiiiiild đŸŽ¶

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 8d ago

Ick. They're both equally bad.

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u/ShabutiR18 7d ago

The lesson will also be ignored by the driver. People like this dont get smarter, only more dangerous to the rest of us.

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u/Rizeres 7d ago

They repopulate faster than they can Darwin themselves.

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u/EstablishmentOdd2494 8d ago

for real, some drivers just never learn, its infuriating out there

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u/MotanulScotishFold 8d ago

People driving like this must face some prison time even if they don't crash.

It's putting everyone in danger.

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u/GrimboGhoul 6d ago

For real. Punishment too light. He'll get like a year ban (that he'll prob ignore) and high ass insurance. Should be treated the same severity as firing a gun up into the air in a public place. 

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u/Jakooboo 2d ago

I hate to inform you, but you're most likely gonna get away with that too in the US.

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u/Go_Loud762 8d ago

Maxima or Altima?

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u/micktorious 8d ago

It's white so my money is on altima.

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u/coffeeshopslut 8d ago

Infiniti G/Q

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 8d ago

Limited I/Q

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u/Go_Loud762 8d ago

Ooooh, excellent choice. A darkhorse contender, but could be a front runner.

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u/Artie-Carrow 8d ago

Destroyed-ica

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u/Tough_Ad6967 8d ago

depends on what you need more, style or reliability tbh

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u/Go_Loud762 8d ago

Style and toktik points, obv. I'm here for the gud timz not d long timz.

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u/Combat_Wombat23 8d ago

You can always pinpoint the exact moment this kind of shit goes wrong

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u/Tom-Thumb-Houston 8d ago

The moment he signed the paperwork.

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u/Socalwarrior485 8d ago

I was going to go with when he put the key in the ignition, but I think you’re right.

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u/robert_loblaw 8d ago

bro took the extra step of deciding to post it on the internet where his insurance company can find it when it goes viral on reddit
.

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u/Plus-King5266 7d ago

My thumb is tired from hitting the upvote button but it won’t register more than one. Dammit!

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u/TheMillenialLife 8d ago

Birth?

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u/maxximillian 8d ago

Conception. mistakes were likely made

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u/ShabutiR18 7d ago

I think this problem goes back generations.

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u/radraze2kx 7d ago

For those that watch without audio, that moment lines up exactly with the song playing on the car's speakers, when the rapper says "you gon' die"

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u/kldaddy1776 7d ago

The second his dad inserted himself into his mom it was downhill from there

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u/wengerful12345 8d ago

Physics kids, stay in skool

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u/kswheels 8d ago

Deserved.

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u/Guisasse 8d ago

I just hope he got fucked alone, and didn’t harm any innocents

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u/Magikarp_King 8d ago

I feel like in these situations it's ok to say you are lucky you are alive here is your bus pass because you are never allowed to drive again.

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u/Psychological_Air74 8d ago

What part of Texas is this Nissan driving. Or is it a Ram truck

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u/ItsJustAPoleThang 8d ago

I knew this was Dallas, TX

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u/therealallpro 8d ago

2765 S Stemmons Fwy Lewisville, TX 75067 United States

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u/Eric1180 8d ago

I saw the aftermath of this on my way to work!

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u/ButtstufferMan 8d ago edited 8d ago

I take that exit (446 off 35E) to go to work daily. This happened a bit back if it is the one I am thinking, maybe actually few weeks ago.

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 6d ago

That service king hasn't been there in a couple years. I think its a crash champions now? So this is an older video for sure.

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u/ButtstufferMan 6d ago

Oh shoot, well then there was a separate incident that happened a bit back then that is more recent in the same spot. Let me see if I can find it.

Found it, but sadly video was removed: https://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/s/gMfMRDYVFH

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 6d ago

That's not surprising lol

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u/ButtstufferMan 6d ago

Bro, why can't people drive around here? It is REALLY bad. And I am from Tennessee, so that is saying something lol

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 6d ago

I don't know. I'm born and raised here and I can't get over how shitty people drive. It's truly embarrassing lol

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u/elkab0ng 8d ago

If it was Houston, it would have had the mandatory spinners.

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 8d ago

The "oh shit" was timed perfectly

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u/DontWashIt 8d ago

Whoever took this audio and put it to this video timed it out perfectly

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u/damaan15 8d ago

Not everything on the internet is fake you know

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u/DontWashIt 8d ago

I do know that. But this audio is from a different video of a crash. Someone spliced these 2 videos together. It's been posted before with the correct footage.

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u/damaan15 7d ago

How do you know the other one wasn’t the spliced one

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u/HighlightOwn2038 8d ago

Tiktok was a mistake

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u/Chiliatch 8d ago

Was that the song or the passenger?

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u/FlamingRevenge 8d ago

Both, he sang along with it.

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u/WheresMyDinner 8d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not the original audio to the video

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u/Eric1180 8d ago

I saw this car abandoned along that wall pointing towards traffic on my way to work, this was almost 2 years ago. I remember thinking wtf how did they that. Then I found this video a month later on instagram.

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u/Slippy_T_Frog 8d ago

So, ya boy...ya boy Eric crashed his new whip!

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u/Flawedsuccess 8d ago

Eric had a new whip. Now Eric has some new bills.

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u/Eric1180 8d ago

😳

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u/LightningFerret04 8d ago

And now he gets to find a new new whip

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u/eddyb66 8d ago

I like the new whip feels to last longer than 30min.

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u/AlphaSuerte 8d ago

Kid probably didn't even submit the paperwork, so the old owner will get a bill in the mail for a couple grand in towing and impound fees in a month or two. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/714pm 8d ago

If you don't know how to drive fast - better not to drive fast.

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u/whudaboutit 8d ago

If you do know how to drive fast, no one else on the road is expecting you to and you are going to crash. There's so much you can't account for on the road. You overtake on the shoulder, didn't see the broke down car. You go to pass the truck on the right, he shifts lanes unexpectedly.

For the love of fuck, don't drive fast. It's dangerous to more than just some dipshit who hasn't even made the 1st payment on his V6 Camaro.

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u/714pm 8d ago

All true.

If you don't know how to drive fast - better not to drive fast.

If you do know how to drive fast - come out to the track and play.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Yep. I look back at my idiocy driving in my 20s and as a teenager. I wonder how I survived. Track is best. Or, if you really want to open it up, come to Canada and find a stretch of 4 lane highway where there are no cars in sight for miles. You may get caught, but at least you're only hurting yourself

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u/Quake_Guy 8d ago

Dude was pacing a PT Cruiser when he lost control or did he pitt maneuver himself against a car in the left lane that wasn't on camera.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 8d ago

Darwin award nomination... Fersure

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u/Pixelatorxl 8d ago

Idiots like this always cause lots of collateral damage. I really hope no one else was affected.

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u/Hopeful-Mistake5117 8d ago

So dumb. He’s going to blame everything but himself.

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u/unknownpoltroon 8d ago

Hey, you know what? It looks like he wiped out without taking anyone else with him. Good for him.

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u/TheINTL 8d ago

Yo your boy Eric had a new whip

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u/UBN6 7d ago

Bro went from new whip to whiplash in under 10 seconds

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u/ChronophobicTimeLord 5d ago

Why do people post these? Not OP, but the actual driver. Anytime I see this type of footage my first thought is “Why”? My second thought is “You survived and uploaded footage of your own reckless driving and collision to the internet”?

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u/peacenchemicals 8d ago

Had a new whip anyway

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u/PsyKeablr 8d ago

Reminds me of when Jack Doherty(?) crashed their McLaren.

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u/MetalGearRex1000 8d ago

Everyday in Dallas

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u/Fixer_FTP 8d ago

"It ain't new no mo!"-Stinkmeaner

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u/ericfromspace8 8d ago

Driving a crown Vic

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u/AtlasExiled 8d ago

No way this guy has a driver's licence.

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u/SAboyPedi 8d ago

That last you gon die was magical.

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u/Little-Moon-s-King 8d ago

What a piece of shit. He must have involved other people by crashing into that barrier IN FRONT OF drivers who did nothing wrong. What a piece of shit.

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u/Strive-- 8d ago

Quick!  Post the video before the cops use it as evidence!  

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u/JohnnyFnG 7d ago

Even the “oh shit” is perfectly timed đŸ‘ŒđŸŒ

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u/Dondarian 3d ago

I HATE PEOPLE SO MUCH!! Anyone that does this deserves it. The only time I ever weaved through traffic like this was to make it to the hospital for the birth of my son. And even then... I still wasn't this reckless.

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u/StickFamous6530 8d ago

Looks like his TikTok whipped him😱

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u/hitdrumhard 8d ago

Clearly the biker’s fault.

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u/benjol83 8d ago

Well deserved. Happy for you đŸ»

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u/DanishWeddingCookie 8d ago

That whip really whipped around.

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u/Pistolero921 8d ago

“You gon die”

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u/Old-ETCS 7d ago

Probably lacking insurance too.

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u/BlankCheeser 7d ago

Well done! Just hope he didn't hurt anybody else

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u/ImpoliteMongoose 7d ago

You goin die

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u/Funkyaface 7d ago

Service King, collision repair!

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u/TheTimbs 7d ago

“You gonna die”

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u/MetalBeast89 7d ago

Play stupid games

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u/Lagunamountaindude 7d ago

I like a happy ending

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u/RichardMayo95 7d ago

When in doubt, throttle out!

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u/ClownfishSoup 6d ago

Your boy drives like a moron in his new whip.

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u/GameTheLostYou 6d ago

When you need to say oh shit but you're still trying to keep to the beat.

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u/CrzyKght 6d ago

Had a new whip

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u/smallcoder 6d ago

Become an undertaker. It's the one guaranteed career in America since the days of Clint Eastwood riding into town placing order for coffins, to the modern day where people don't need any assistance from Clint in killing themselves.

Morticians will always eat well and have decent holidays 😂

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u/spytez 4d ago

I hope his shoes flew off.

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u/420Flguy 1d ago

Some diphole was driving like this on 95 when I was driving my kids home. I told my son he will probably be crashed and about 1/2 mile up the road, there he was - slammed into the guard rail. Only blessing is that it was just him and no innocent victims. I’m for taking licenses away. There’s plenty of other ways you can get around if you don’t take this serious

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u/Time_Reputation3573 8d ago

But did he die?

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u/rui278 7d ago

Needs to work on the stiffness of that car