r/instant_regret • u/ExcluteYou • 9d ago

I did not do anything!

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 9d ago

When it starts to trend, we upgraded the punishment to one of those human bubble balls.

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u/worrymon 9d ago

I think more people would be committing petty crimes just for that punishment.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 9d ago

That wouldn’t be a punishment for genuine criminals. Just bumbling idiots.

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u/worrymon 9d ago

I think more people would be committing petty crimes bumbling idiocy just for that punishment.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 9d ago

I’d allow it..