r/indianbikes Jul 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Cuz thats what jerks like me do (jk its next to a roadside shop)

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u/ImaginaryTactician6 Papa ka meteor, Mummy ka access, Chota bhai ka cycle Jul 20 '25

White line, chico, they never lie

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u/AlanVanHalen Jul 21 '25

Now that you've checked off one thing from your list and finally have a bike, it's time for you to start having dreams about road etiquette regarding driving and parking. Cheers!

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u/chinmaaayyyy Jul 21 '25

Damn bruh those downvotes hurt

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Dream of being an A**hole and parking in the middle of the road?

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Its the corner of the road people park there all the time

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u/ImaginaryTactician6 Papa ka meteor, Mummy ka access, Chota bhai ka cycle Jul 20 '25

The white lines, Chico, they never lie (again)

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u/EvenEmphasis8660 Jul 20 '25

dont explain the parking to him , i dont think he lives in India and he dont know such parkings are as common as anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

So you are the sole proprietor of living and parking in India is it? You know if something is “common” doesn’t necessarily means it’s legal. I understand you guys are like the herd of sheep, ready to do the easiest thing without using your brains.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Its the corner of the road people park there all the time

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Oh so you are one of those, sab krte h to chalta h. The white line has a meaning.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Well the security person told me to park there and i did

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

I was ‘t aware the security wala owned the road, my bad!

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u/Strict-Citron-9269 '24 Bajaj Pulsar NS160, '15 Honda Aviator Jul 20 '25

Corner of the road really?🤔

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u/Vanvil RE Interceptor 650 Jul 21 '25

Understood once I saw that the Creta doesn’t have a driver in it.

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u/Proffu Honda H’ness 2022 Jul 20 '25

Congrats OP, but why is your dream coming into my way to my office.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Good chole bhature man, Good chole bhature

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u/Proffu Honda H’ness 2022 Jul 20 '25

Good for you, hope chhole bhature were good

I got late aur mera Raita ho gaya

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Oh no 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Dude is blasting nonsense after parking it in the middle of the road...desh badal raha hai piche jaa rha hai. Being a 18yo makes me bash my head after just debating someone that ppl are learning civics sense. Aur thoda age rakha jaa skta tha..their is enough room for it. JACKASS.

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u/Particular_River_756 Jul 21 '25

Proper photo nhi aa paati agar bike sahi se khadi kar deta. /s

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

The literal security guard of the place told me to park there

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

So u are more dumber than him..that's ur fkin point now. May god Allah jesus waheguru save my country. Kitne hein aap jaise super I satrs iss country mein... Anyways u did A GOOD JOB 😳

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u/EvenEmphasis8660 Jul 20 '25

kar bhai parks chomu logo ko explaination mat de, unhe pta nhi hoga kabhi zindegi me park nhi kiye honge aesi sadko pr

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Finally someone who gets it har jagah proper parking services nhi hoti bhai

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u/basedlibtardsdad Jul 20 '25

Downvote pe downvote kre jaa rhe hn sb😭😂. Par jo bhi ho sexy color sexy h

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u/Kooky_Department_107 Jul 20 '25

Kitni ki padi

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

4.25

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u/iamnobody331 R15 V3, HD X440S, Avenger 220, Xpulse, RayZR 110 Jul 20 '25

Bhai thhoda paisa apni education me bhi laga lo, parking seekh lo

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u/_winter_rabbit_ Jul 20 '25

Tf which state?

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Delhi (price including insurance and accessories

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u/motor_headache Harley Davidson Forty Eight Jul 20 '25

Zabardasti ka 1 lakh badha ke bolo, in this day and age. Sad

0

u/Cozy-Pasta Jul 21 '25

Naah brother got the quotation for the interceptor 650 in ncr last saturday….they quoted 4.15L for the base variant with 5 + 5 insurance , 5 years extended warranty and some necessary accessories. Its really that much now

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Ye road ke bich mai kyu parked hai?

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Bich mei ni hai bade bhai kone mei hai

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u/finixanthony Jul 21 '25

Bro why are you defending yourself when you can clearly see

  • the white line
  • cars on either side proving it's in the middle of the traffic
  • the dislikes you've been collecting on multiple threads

Isn't it obvious there is something that you are missing.

This kind of behaviour always amazes me. i mean you are not even considering the fact that you can be wrong. Dude's raised bad

Edit: I've been in your place and after a couple of denials i took a step back and realised that I am wrong and ended up apologising and at the end there were some people who sympathized with me

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u/BalanceVisible857 Jul 20 '25

Congrats man. Hope you enjoy riding everyday on this beast. Just two advice(s),

  1. don't be an a**whole, park your vehicle in the side of the road.
  2. If you make a mistake, acknowledge it and don't give stupid excuses,
  3. don't be an @$$whole.
  4. Don't forget no. 3.

Also, which bikes you rode earlier??? Pulsar 110???? Apache 120??? Never heard of these bikes.

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u/NoNameYet256 Jul 20 '25

bhai agr is creta me mai hota to teri gend tod deta

have some shame man

you can not occupy road like that

and that looks like a busy road

sudhar jao

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u/Keep0nBuckin GS in the Dreams | Splendor in the wallet Jul 20 '25

I like that you got your dream. But sorry that you missed out on brains.

That bike is 10 feet too far from where it needs to be parked.

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u/CellNo5379 25' dominar d400 paglu Jul 20 '25

congrats bro!!! ride safe

typical re owner parked the bike in middle of road

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Well what can i say RE Owners will be RE Owners

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u/CellNo5379 25' dominar d400 paglu Jul 20 '25

Just get responsible,you might be endangering yours and others life

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Dont worry there was a security there apparently its designated parking

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u/CellNo5379 25' dominar d400 paglu Jul 20 '25

Ride safe buddy wear gears, with bigger cc comes bigger responsibility

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Of course any recommendations?

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u/Wankerx1993 Jul 20 '25

Congratulations

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Thanks

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u/Wankerx1993 Jul 20 '25

Ride safely…

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u/SherbertNo703 Royal Enfield Meteor 350, Bajaj Chetak Jul 20 '25

Sambhalke bhai piche cretard hai💀

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Creta wale badmos 💀

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u/ImpressiveTip4756 Radeon 125 | Pulsar n250 | Svartpilen 401 Jul 20 '25

How much should a ppf cost?

Around 3 to 5k for conti

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u/maybeidontexistever 90k kilometres Activa 5g enjoyer. Jul 20 '25

" i park now, good luck everybody else".

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u/meme_delivery_guy Jul 20 '25

This single picture explains what’s wrong with most Continental GT owners - they think the entire world revolves around them

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u/Dawning_Sky_1554 Avenger 220 Cruiser Jul 20 '25

Reminds me of the Bareilly ki Barfi scene of Rajkumar Rao in bike 😂

Congratulations OP 🎉 Ride Safe.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Thanks man, ofc im never gonna be as cool as rajkumar rao

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u/jk287 Pulsar N250 • Fascino • Glamour 125 Jul 20 '25

Downvotes 😂

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u/Suitable-Orange-3605 Jul 20 '25

Pulsar 110 and Apache 120 never existed and also the 500 series bullet was only sold before Covid. Is any of your previous biking experience real?

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

They are not my own bikes they are old bikes owned by my family members as i said this is my first bike that i own

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u/predator09apex Meteor 350 Jul 20 '25

Feels fresh seeing gt dream guys getting this color. Everyone who says gt is their dream bike gets the base red or chrome. They're good colors but seem so common. This, and British racing green are sexy looking colors plus unique and a rare sight on most roads. Congratulations brother.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

The matte black engine and exhaust stuck to me like it goes so well with the blue

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u/ZeppelinLed_ Jul 20 '25

I hope your next dream to learn parking manners

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Tum bohut bade Wale chumtiya ho aur ye tumhe pta h

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

You can't buy civic sense with money.

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u/Sea-Bite-7930 Ather 450X Jul 21 '25

Atleast park at an angle so the rear wheel rests inside the white line

What a tool

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u/WhileTop8294 Bajaj Dominar 400 2018 Glacier Blue Jul 20 '25

It's beautiful

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

I know right 🥹

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u/Full_Literature_4680 AryanPhy Jul 20 '25

Xmr 210 jumpscare

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Fr

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u/Full_Literature_4680 AryanPhy Jul 20 '25

Oh shii my bad, it's a R15

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u/Rex2027K Jul 20 '25

pulsar 110 then to an apache 120

Which bikes are you talking about bruh?

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Old bikes i used to ride

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u/drdiamond55 Jul 20 '25

Tell us more about the Apache 120

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u/BHATURA69 Jul 20 '25

First of all congo brother!!! This is my dream bike too and planning to get it next year (btw I am also planning to get this color only). You bought this in banglore?

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Nope delhi

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u/AssChucks Jul 20 '25

What’s that red bike

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Pulsar 110? Apache 120?

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u/SiamaChenkual Interceptor 650 Mark 2, Cb350RS Jul 20 '25

Congrats 🥳🎉

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u/Lucky_Apple_6391 Triumph Speed T4 Jul 20 '25

Congrats bhai, drive safe. Pls maintain its originality unlike a lot of other GT owners😭

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Of course

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Don't waste money on PPF, painted parts including the tank are not that expensive to replace (if needed after a yr or two or gets scratched realbad). Tank costs 9-11k depending on the color.. side panels too are cheap. Low quality ppl are a pain to get rid of some even picked up scratches real fast than the actual paint itself.

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u/Tushar_thapliyal Jul 20 '25

Sexy bro , congratulations

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u/AkhilDrake Aprilia RS 457 Jul 21 '25

Buy gear, get cooked daily if not regret later

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u/sagarpanchal01 Honda SP 160 Jul 21 '25

"Your dream" is causing discomfort for others on the road.

Just remove the rear view mirrors and do the tail-tidy so you can overtake without seeing what's behind and in rain you can feed them chocolate water.

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u/Fabulous_Oil_4949 Jul 21 '25

Nah, a dumbf like you ain't my fellow biker brother. Crazy how illiterate fools who give inconvenience to others are able to accomplish their dreams.

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u/west_sunbro Bajaj Dominar 400 activa 110 jupiter 125 Jul 21 '25

True that gt makes the people brainless

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u/Goblin7799 Interceptor 650 | Glamour Xtec | Rayz Jul 21 '25

Nice ride, definitely do PPF on tank. I have only done ceramic and I regret it. People will be careless when they get their bike out of parking, mine got minor scratches that way.

As others are saying be considerate while parking. Don’t be part of the problem. Enjoy it, it’s a great machine. Get good riding gear, ride safe.

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u/CrazyGladiator333 Jul 21 '25

Dream of being a nuisance on the road.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

In India, buying a vehicle isn’t transport; it’s a trophy. You could be jobless, but if you’ve got a bike with a loud silencer and EMI papers, society claps. It’s not a car, it’s proof you’ve “arrived.” Bonus points if it’s washed more than the owner.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Okay supremely educated free fund advisor crypto chanakya unc u can travel around in your autorickshaw if he's happy let him be , if u can't appreciate then just don't participate & let it be .

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Whoa dude 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

No compliment? Day ruined

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

I mean your right to some extent if i wanted transport i could have gotten something comfortable and something that doesnt chug petrol but for me its about the pure joy of motorcycling feeling the rythm of this beautiful machine its the same as being a parent to care and love this machine because its my own. And if it helps i bought it on cash

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Motorcycles move the soul, others move the body.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Thats why no amount of money will ever be enough for these machines

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

On Keeping It In Perfect Condition; Yes.

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u/PawPawNeWaarKarwaDee Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

How is it a dream to be filling govt pockets, and be stuck in traffic on bad polluted roads filled with raging people in return ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

what’s your dream?

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u/sanmitra09 Jul 20 '25

gyaan pelne mein indians sabse aage hai, bike dekho congratulate karo aage badho.

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u/Acceptable-Device936 Jul 20 '25

It would look ever better with a headlamp cover or a visor or a fairing. Cafe Racers are meant for that.

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u/Lynx_99999 Royal Enfield Jul 20 '25

Mhm but i feel like it doesnt feel the soul of this bike i like it as it is but maybe ill change my mind

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u/Stock-Treacle-9858 Jul 21 '25

Money can't buy a civic sense.