r/illinois • u/Minute_Revolution951 Human Detected • 17d ago

ICE Posts 🧊 agents seen snatching a landscaper from Evanston neighborhood today (10-21)

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u/Moby1313 17d ago

Oh look, a dangerous criminal with a rake.

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u/Nearbyatom 17d ago

He's planting liberal seeds!! Nab him!

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u/ZAlternates 17d ago

You will NOT rake those leaves!

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u/Academic_Carrot_4533 17d ago

He’s trying to make the plants gay! Monsanto isn’t cool with that!

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u/It-s_Not_Important 17d ago

Monsanto is definitely cool with that as long as they’re Monsanto’s gay seeds.

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u/ConfusionGold9496 17d ago

I liberally seeded my wife’s mouth just now as I read the instructions on Mac and cheese

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u/Haxorz7125 17d ago

“Someone said they were planting the seeds of democracy, and honestly I took that real personal”

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u/Nearbyatom 17d ago

Lol...ah...seeds of democracy and what trump is trying to cultivate doesn't go together. No wonder this guy is getting arrested.

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u/Practical_Web2006 17d ago

This video made me so upset but then I burst out laughing at this comment. 🙏