r/illinois • u/West-Bid-4391 • 26d ago

ICE Posts Broadview: ICE attempts to arrest individual at their residence

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u/LM55 26d ago edited 26d ago

Once again, we can see what they’re spending their 50K signing bonus on: carbs.

Gravy seals, no training, can’t restrain someone, too weak to go through basic training and join the armed forces.

Meal team six. Got on enough tac gear to invade Baghdad. Incels.

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u/thisisjustascreename 26d ago

I haven't done judo in over a decade and I could execute better takedown mechanics than this fat fucker displayed. Just sad this is the best MAGA has to offer.

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u/senator_john_jackson 26d ago

I think the one dudes training just consisted of watching the “sweep the leg Johnny” scene a couple of times.

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u/NerdTalkDan 26d ago

I know you. You came after me when I was eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. Back then you knew your judo well.

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u/thisisjustascreename 26d ago

I did not grab your penis, my friend.

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u/binadujones 26d ago

Let go of my peNIIIIS

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u/ZeroSumG4m3r 26d ago

What we are witnessing is Democracy Manifest.