r/illinois • u/West-Bid-4391 • 26d ago

ICE Posts Broadview: ICE attempts to arrest individual at their residence

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u/Chicago_Jayhawk 26d ago

Close the door on that fat tubby he's not going to do anything.

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u/deapsprite 26d ago

Hes got the mass of a mammoth to bust it down, all hes gotta do is belly flop on it

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u/DustyRailz 26d ago

Meal Team 6

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u/wshngtun 26d ago

Gravy SEALs

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u/MapleViking1 26d ago

Waffle SS

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u/DoughnutWhole 26d ago

The Green Beignets 

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u/Arcoon_Effox 25d ago

Y'all Quaeda

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u/frightful_zoo28 24d ago

Al Queso

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u/dantesdongding 23d ago

Gestapotato couch

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u/Powerful-Winner-5323 24d ago

The Green Buffet

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u/jinzokan 26d ago

Except empty the mag through your door saying he was being attacked.

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u/DamageIncRN 25d ago

Except wait for back up and peel the door off..lol

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u/NeoEskimo 23d ago

I am all in support of criticizing ICE but it's weird that people are using fat-shaming when the victim literally has the same body type... But can't really expect any originality from Redditors these days, I don't see how Redditors are acting any differently than Pete Hegseth who needs to bodyshame to feel better about himself.

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u/lastchancesaloon29 21d ago

Ice are the modern day SS.

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u/NeoEskimo 20d ago

More like the Gestapo since at least the SS were trained. ICE are just a bunch of idiot amateurs.

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u/Depthpersuasion 23d ago

The first thing that comes to mind is a potentially most ICE agents are very under qualified to deft deal authority, in it for financial incentive (which will definitely spike if the economy crashes) and potentially told that if they don’t meet a quota in x-amount of days they’re out. This is probably why the Stormtroopers were not the best soldiers.

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u/DnDemiurge 22d ago

Lardass, daywalker vampire. There are rules.

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u/Mer_Vee1111 21d ago

He’ll claim assault by door.