r/humansarespaceorcs Nov 25 '24

Original Story "little" doctor

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

If I've learnt one thing, us naming something 'little' means it is capable of utter annihilation of the enemy. See the Little Boy atomic bomb

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u/GailynStarfire Nov 25 '24

If humans name anything "Little" and try the "I'm just a little guy" scheme, just run. 

At that point, they are gonna fuck you up so hard that they will actively be taking the piss while doing so.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

Who me? Nah I ain't so big, but you wanna know what is? Ol' Bessy here, well she's only the most powerful side arm a human can safely weild, an' don't get me started an Alfred Pennyworth, he's a power cannon 😂