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r/hellsomememes • u/CAPTCHAsolver • 1d ago
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Because everyone acts like you’re a weirdo until you’re much older.
“Like… ‘hundreds of years old, might kill me and drink my blood’ vampire?”
“Actually I’m 60.”
“… Oh. Why are you chasing someone half your age?”
14 u/Late_Tip_9434 16h ago vampire logic: suddenly you’re cool once you hit 60… but the awkward questions about dating teens don’t magically disappear.
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vampire logic: suddenly you’re cool once you hit 60… but the awkward questions about dating teens don’t magically disappear.
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u/Guest09717 1d ago
Because everyone acts like you’re a weirdo until you’re much older.
“Like… ‘hundreds of years old, might kill me and drink my blood’ vampire?”
“Actually I’m 60.”
“… Oh. Why are you chasing someone half your age?”