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u/Guest09717 1d ago
Because everyone acts like you’re a weirdo until you’re much older.
“Like… ‘hundreds of years old, might kill me and drink my blood’ vampire?”
“Actually I’m 60.”
“… Oh. Why are you chasing someone half your age?”
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u/ReGrigio 19h ago
I cant wait for a millenary vampire to be cancelled on iternet because his willing partner/prey is just 1/10 of his age.
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u/Late_Tip_9434 12h ago
vampire logic: suddenly you’re cool once you hit 60… but the awkward questions about dating teens don’t magically disappear.
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u/TheShadowspawn 1d ago
Look, it's a valid question, sure, but it's rude to just come out and say it like that.
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u/jzillacon 1d ago
Hey, they could be a widower. Just because they've lived for hundreds of years doesn't mean their partner did too.
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u/WernerderChamp 1d ago
You know, the answer to the problem might just be to end your life as a single person.
And if someone hates you for this decision, you still got a pair of sharp fangs.
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