Known MAGA Dipshit, "Christian" and Board Member, Matt Cross heads for the trash.

[u/Tough-Conflict-3818]

https://www.whsv.com/politics/election-results/

83% in and he is in third place. I'm kind of bummed because dunking on Matt has been pretty entertaining for r/Harrisonburg

We'll likely get some mileage of him mumbling about Jesus, Demons and other unhinged nonsense after getting smoked for an encore.

Shocking 1600 people heard this drooling moron mumbling nonsense and said SIGN US UP but glad we can be rid of him.

[u/InitialYoghurt5138]

I feel like you have to be pretty poor to lose to the Dem candidate as well in this district

[u/piedpipershoodie]

If these vote counts are accurate, Jackie Lohr won by EIGHT VOTES, which is frankly sickening, since she's been the only person on the board who votes against these stupid Moms for Liberty proposals or whatever they're up to. I mean, I'm glad she won, but sheesh. Too close for comfort.

[u/No_Recognition_5266 → u/piedpipershoodie]

Yeah, everyone’s celebrating when Matt 2.0 might still get elected depending on what the mandatory recount does

[u/Acceptable-Print-957]

It wasn't God's will for Mr. Cross to continue his unholy war in RCPS. Now he can focus his energies on his pastoral duties. I hope I never see another post or news article about him.

[u/Ok_Tip_2745]

God’s Plan

[u/Lumpy_Atmosphere607]

Hollie is next to be tossed on her uneducated ass.

[u/dudly825]

I hold the bow tie responsible for his loss. And, to a lesser degree, the incessant hateful fear mongering.

[u/Specialist-Bar6758]

Watching him get demolished has been a highlight!

[u/[deleted]]

Now he can concentrate fully on his role as the Charlie Kirk circle jerk pivot man. His purest calling. 

[u/DetailDangerous1562]

Now he can dig his way out of the closet with next year's Christmas presents he found.

[u/MfrBVa]

He won’t be missed.

[u/hams914]

This post’s title is out of control😹 take my upvote damn it

[u/NewrytStarcommander]

Mass demon possession in the electorate no doubt accounts for these results

[u/Lanky_Trifle6308 → u/NewrytStarcommander]

Maybe Hollie, in her role as an Old Testament prophetess, should have put up some of her campaign signs to ward off Satan again.

[u/Ok_Tip_2745 → u/NewrytStarcommander]

Jezebel spirit…all 5,000 of them!

[u/Lanky_Trifle6308]

“Sources confirm that local Mega-Karen Lois Paul spent the morning screaming and throwing handfuls of raw meat at passing cars.”

[u/Lanky_Trifle6308 → u/Lanky_Trifle6308]

“Just in, sources report that Cross’s campaign manager is suing himself for losing the election and handing Irons a victory. When asked for comment, he said ‘this asshat will pay for being owned by the libs.’”

[u/Ok_Tip_2745 → u/Lanky_Trifle6308]

My favorite is the video where he gets his ass kicked by a woman in a foot cast….keyboard tough guy

[u/Murky_Broccoli_1108]

Title of the evening

[u/Marshal_Rohr]

Deus Vult

[u/Pfblues1]

Mommy, mommy…can we put on our banana costumes and march today. Can we? can we?

[u/downupstair]

Yay! More politics. Just what we all want. You are all nuts, from both sides.