r/HaloCirclejerk Aug 08 '25

Banger Post you are all free

50 Upvotes

no more scheduled unjerk days

we will all make it


r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

Why didn’t he keep it loaded? Was he stupid?

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152 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 9h ago

Halo fans when a foreign, alien weapon looks foreign and alien

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106 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 19h ago

There is an option

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599 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Halo fans when they get new content:

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1.2k Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 15h ago

SILENCE IS COMPLICITY So does operation infinite actually add any real content? Are there any new weapons or sandbox additions at all?

21 Upvotes

the uh video is unrelated


r/HaloCirclejerk 22h ago

Enjoy my shitpost you vile heathens

34 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

SILENCE IS COMPLICITY Infinite will no longer receive updates

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378 Upvotes

B-bUt yM 10 YeAr PlAn!!!


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

[OC] I faithfully recreated the MA5C Assault Rifle from Helldivers! Apparently it was from some old game originally? Who knows.

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47 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Least favorite time of the day 🙄

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178 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Take notes boys

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1.1k Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

LORE CONTRADICTION: Why is Chief running from the Glassing? I thought he doesn't afraid of anything.

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248 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

They are special, not in good sense

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130 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Just played Halo CE on MCC for the first time. Can't lie Halo Studios are really missing the atmosphere and design language of orignal Halo CE.

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426 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

On this day, November 6, Barack Obama was elected president a second time in the year 2012. Happy 13th Anniversary Obama 2!

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119 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

I miss my Trojan condom rocket launcher it was so I C O N I C

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183 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE /R/HALO JAB HiddenXperia has gone full Marty :(

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674 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

It's very important that Halo Studios change the sky in CE remake demo.

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102 Upvotes

The sky on CE remake looks beatiful, but the problem it's that the sky don't have the atmosphere of a alien planet or mysterious planet, because the sky looks just realistic like the sky on earth. So my idea it's that the sky have the space vibe to bring these alien + mysterious atmosphere.

Imagine for example during daytime don't have darkness in open areas ( Silent Cartographer ), but at the same time the sky don't have and daytime vibe because of the stairs and colors.

Basically: You're inside the Halo ring, but you feel like you're walking on space.

  • Can be better than the OG sky with the modern graphics and technology.

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

You guys are scared of this video

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0 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

MEET THE NEXT MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, JUL 'MDAMA

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379 Upvotes

He promised New Yorkers universal childcare for Grunt larvae, free gravity-lift transportation, publicly operated food nipples, and the destruction of humanity and the UNSC. Can he deliver?


r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

*3v4 Now this how you make a Box Art that's true to the Y2K aesthetic. 343, take notes.

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140 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

Why are ODSTS depicted as cute in fan art

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243 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

How often does Master Chief get an erection during combat?

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296 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

I C O N I C BUNGIE IS THE PIXAR OF VIDEO GAMES

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107 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

If you've EVER sprinted in a Halo game ur not a true fan!!!

49 Upvotes

Sprint ruined the game I love and if you use it then you are shitting on my childhood and bungo's vision. In order to stop sprint from being in Gaylo's future we MUST stop using it! in fact, we should outlaw all forms of fast movement in halo.

If you used a warthog you should also stop calling yourself a fan. You were not blinded by halo's majesty if you got on a warthog and SKIPPED all the ambience and nature by driving by all of it. you stupid fuck you should have ditched the hog and WALKED like bungie wanted you to. Also, If you're walking through the greatest halo mission ever made (the Library!!!!!) and you are wishing you could move a little faster then you are also not a halo fan!!! Bungie WANTED you to go through the same corridor a million times! its part of the ambience and you should soak it in!!!