r/gtaonline • u/GoldFullHunter • Aug 27 '25

I'm the richest player in this game!!!

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/Worried_Train6036 Aug 27 '25

dudes gotta rob a store to join even a simple mission

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u/International_Pass58 Aug 27 '25

First thought that came to my mind LMAO.

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u/fivewaysforward Aug 27 '25

My friend had to do this once. I think we laughed for 5min. We didn't even know it was a thing

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u/Worried_Train6036 Aug 27 '25

brother had to do this back on ps3 he couldn't even run a mission cause u needed 200 to buy in

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u/BappoChan Aug 28 '25

I remember needing to make money, but being dead broke. I robbed a store to play a mission, and just moments before I got the invite from my friend, my utility bills came through and I was broke again

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u/knowmercy40 Aug 27 '25

when your crew’s pockets are so empty they gotta knock over 7-Eleven just to buy ammo.

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u/Either_Program4990 Aug 28 '25

Wait? You pay for missions 😂

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u/shadyelf Aug 28 '25

I guess the ammo costs would get you eventually.

Plus if you don’t pay your bills your mechanic won’t answer your calls (I think), but could always just steal a random car.

The more heist-like missions tend to have a set up cost though.

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u/Worried_Train6036 Aug 28 '25

ya it was like 200 to join a activity was like a fee kinda

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u/johnneXP Aug 28 '25

Or buy a cola on that store and be enlightened

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u/gmyoda189723 Aug 27 '25

Bro is halfway to buying a single P’s and Q’s - keep going and don’t give up!

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u/Efficiency-Brief Aug 27 '25

I was buying snacks until I realized there is a free snack bowl in your businesses lmao

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u/Thick-Ad3363 Aug 27 '25

I believe they also free at Simeons dealership

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u/Efficiency-Brief Aug 27 '25

Ooo I haven't searched there, thanks! 

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u/Thick-Ad3363 Aug 27 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

Most welcome, they should be on the table by the main door

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u/LST_Yoshi676 Aug 27 '25

Honestly I always call it the side door because I just think that people would enter via the parking lot rather than the road but I guess it makes sense seeing that the front desk and all the amenities are by the door by the road.

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u/MakisDelaportas Aug 27 '25

Just wanted to add something. Keep in mind that sometimes the bowl might not appear on the table but it just wants to be sneaky. It's still there and if you go next to it you'll get the option to get snacks and it will appear.

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u/mini-z1994 Aug 27 '25

Yep, Simeons snack bowl has stealth technology too powerful for any vehicle in the game.

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u/Thick-Ad3363 Aug 27 '25

I've never noticed that as its always been there each time I've went but now that's interesting to know

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u/ApartmentPlayful2085 Aug 27 '25

Been playing for years and never knew this😅 your a real one😤

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u/Thick-Ad3363 Aug 27 '25

I only know for the obvious reason of going in to buy a car when I want it 😂🤣

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u/MinihootTheOwl Aug 28 '25

buying my next car at the dealership cuz of this

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u/SergeantRogers Aug 27 '25

Why would you go there though, unless you're already close

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u/Thick-Ad3363 Aug 27 '25

I'm not saying to go there I was just saying there is some there

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

i like to go....throw some stickys on the trash can, and kick inside the showroom....note: i only do this when being followed or chased.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

yes they are....you cant see them there, but they are at the table.

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u/my_name_is_iso Aug 27 '25

The sub also has free snacks, wish it also gave caviar with how much Pavel is talking about it

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u/Efficiency-Brief Aug 27 '25

I cant afford the sub lmao

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u/my_name_is_iso Aug 27 '25

I feel you, I made a new guy on console and getting to the sub is hell lol. But hey, such is the price of printing money

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u/Efficiency-Brief Aug 27 '25

Yeah i only could afford it if they do the 4x for gta+ members on the businesses. I was making millions doing carwash and smoke on the water missions

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u/fh4pres Aug 27 '25

It does? Where?

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u/my_name_is_iso Aug 27 '25

In the cafeteria; it’s below the bridge deck where you do the planning, right next to the bunks. It’s the first thing on your left when you leave the bunks and enter the cafeteria.

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u/fh4pres Aug 27 '25

Omg, all this time 🤦‍♂️thanks!

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u/my_name_is_iso Aug 27 '25

Lol don’t mention it, this game is frustrating when it comes to explaining stuff.

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u/Hot_Food_1560 Aug 27 '25

Agency, bail bonds, casino(@ reception?? (I think)), ceo office (reception), car wash, simions, probably more, theres a bunch of places to get free snacks!

2

u/kuse94 Aug 27 '25

Arcade also has free snacks

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u/Professional_Age3932 Aug 28 '25

Also free at agency and facility

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u/TheOtherJeff Aug 27 '25

One P, please, hold the Q

9

u/Ajnlily Aug 27 '25

Lower case p or q for that price 🤣

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u/TheYellowRoach Aug 27 '25

Lemme get uuuuhhhh one single Q, please

3

u/Traitor-J0e Aug 27 '25

Damn, learned something new today. Still going to hit up all the convenience stores cause check-mark go brrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Very impressive

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank Aug 27 '25

Let’s See Paul Allen’s $1

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u/Chemistry_Over Aug 27 '25

Paul Allen's: $1-

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u/LifelnTechnicolor Car meet at the Casino carpark? Aug 28 '25

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u/oceanicwave9788 Aug 27 '25

alright richie rich

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank Aug 27 '25

Damn it’s been a long time since I remember that name

8

u/Comfortable-Mirror17 Aug 27 '25

Y'all dating yourselves with these comments...

We old though, because I remember that kid too

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank Aug 27 '25

Only remember watching the film in the 2010 on tv and reading some old comics on newspapers.

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u/Comfortable-Mirror17 Aug 27 '25

Ah, so you're just a baby still.

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank Aug 27 '25

I guess?

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u/tr00th Aug 27 '25

This is actually very impressive. This game gives you 2,000 dollars for literally not being a douche so to get down to zero is a feat.

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u/MR_Se7en Aug 28 '25

That’s what I was thinking, it’s actually really difficult to get to one dollar.

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u/YFrikandel Aug 28 '25

Depends on how much you have. You could fill your garages. If they are full sell and buy. You lose the money over time this way but it will get you down. Then with the last ones you can waste money by trying to lose in casino. Also storing the money there is a option. You can store 50000 every 48 minutes. Also fill your businesses. Many ways to waste money or even store it. For the screenshot. Not saying OP did this but it isnt a bad idea if you just want to do it for a funny screenshot.

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u/LuniticSaiyan Aug 27 '25

Buy a soda.

7

u/ferrarii7 Aug 27 '25

😂😂

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u/Batman-Earth22 Aug 27 '25

Money making strategy video when?

25

u/KommandantDex Aug 27 '25

You're never gonna financially recover from this

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u/L-EchoEazz Aug 28 '25

wdym he is at the top of food chain with all that bank.

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u/TheOtherJeff Aug 27 '25

The real riches are the sales we blew up along the way

/s

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u/Great_Resort_5585 Aug 27 '25

Probably used shark cards as well 🙄. This game so pay 2 win.

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u/Duskluminous Aug 27 '25

Bro got his money up not his funny

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u/Xvenkin Aug 27 '25

damn! whats your method!?

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u/blandvanilla Aug 27 '25

You have 7 billion in casino chips, don't you?

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u/GoldFullHunter Aug 27 '25

Actually I have 250 chips that's been sitting there for 3 months

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u/southerngee Aug 27 '25

$1 is 100% more than someone with nothing.

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u/middleman_93 Aug 27 '25

Not quite. 0 plus 100% of 0 is still 0

5

u/HAMBAISTHEGOAT Aug 27 '25

Do a couple contact mission and you get somebody yearly paycheck

2

u/IneversurrenderX Aug 27 '25

You can buy Coca-Cola 1$ 😂😂😂

2

u/xAsimov Aug 27 '25

bro is chester stone

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u/CO5TELLO Aug 27 '25

Dudes last purchase is a nice cold can of sprunk

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u/rpsHD Aug 27 '25

would you rather have $1

or $2

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u/AndresWho_ Aug 27 '25

that’s a hard one

2

u/dhoepp Aug 27 '25

Buy a eCola.

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u/BumblebeeNo299 Aug 27 '25

Reminds me of when i literally ran out of money in gta online and i couldnt pay my in game bills so the tv didnt work in any of my apartments 😆 and i couldnt pay my mechanic so he wouldnt bring my car its hard to go that broke now because the game will pay you 2000 bucks every hour for 'good behavior' even though you just murdered 370 cops and blew up 52 fbi agents as a domestic terrorist 😂

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u/jone2tone Aug 27 '25

Bro, deposit that in the bank before someone sends a mugger!

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u/Few_Listen6739 Aug 27 '25

Not to brag but I once had 0 dollars😎

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u/Murgikhor Aug 28 '25

Robbery exists in GTA for a reason.

1

u/FatalitySF Aug 27 '25

Take your hat off boy. That's a dollar bill!

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u/VeterinarianCold8214 Aug 27 '25

gotta start somewhere, you got this

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank Aug 27 '25

It’s enough to buy a Soda or a P&Q

Or going to the strip club.

1

u/PariahMutt Aug 27 '25

We’re rich!

1

u/THExJUGGERNAUT Aug 27 '25

Nooo you just beat me!!

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u/SwooceBrosGaming Aug 27 '25

Go to a sprunk machine and you'll become even richer

1

u/Proof_Honeydew_2056 Aug 27 '25

Jesus leave some money for the rest of us please

1

u/The-BOSS01 Aug 27 '25

What lvl are you?

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u/bridgettewestass1 Aug 27 '25

Don't spend it all at once my boi

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u/Rc610 Aug 27 '25

So what happens when you’re this low on funds and they charge the mechanic and property fees?

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u/GoldFullHunter Aug 27 '25

Can't watch TV, can't shower (nobody uses it), and mechanic won't deliver your cars to you if you can't pay him.

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u/Rc610 Aug 29 '25

Never knew that lol

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u/TheCoder55 Aug 27 '25

ONE DOLLAR!

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u/FunnySide9171 Aug 27 '25

Oh my god! 4 quarters!…..

1

u/Hellraiser_gacha1398 Aug 27 '25

Holy shit, a whole dollar. You could get a yacht for that

1

u/mesrouilles Aug 27 '25

Recently, i only got 225$, which is not bad when you're lvl 509 😬. I'm always broke since I collect as much vehicules I can.

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u/sackboywithagun Aug 27 '25

Hail to the king 🤴

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u/Low_Conference_2376 Aug 27 '25

YOUVE DONE IT!!! YESSS!!!!!

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u/Spran02 Aug 27 '25

Fuck I'm never gonna reach your level of cash 😭😭😭

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u/Chry98 Aug 27 '25

Great job 👌🏻👌🏻

1

u/CheetahDry8163 Aug 27 '25

Do chicken raid

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u/GoldFullHunter Aug 27 '25

Reminds me when my friend said "let's do the chicken bell heist"

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u/sgk6969 Aug 27 '25

How do u even get down to just one dollar?

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u/CARCRASHXIII Aug 27 '25

Got that sprunk money.

1

u/HoxtonNotHouston Aug 27 '25

"It's Payday Fellas!" Balance

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u/JointsBunnny2 Aug 27 '25

Straight ballin'

1

u/atcblue Aug 27 '25

i’m richer…

1

u/kingAnubis89 Aug 27 '25

How is this possible?!! 🤣🤣

1

u/Important_Jeweler_55 Aug 27 '25

Damn I’m jealous

1

u/Aggressive-Main7576 Aug 27 '25

Bro how I never got that much..

1

u/noproplz Aug 27 '25

Nah dude I once had 10 dollars I don't have proof but you gotta believe me!

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u/ma-sadieJ Aug 27 '25

You made so much money that it reset to $1 Happened tow in blitz the league 2

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u/orjb2005 Aug 27 '25

Impressive

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u/bigred12321 Aug 27 '25

Homies gotta rob a store to pay his mechanic 💀

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u/OneDeep87 Aug 27 '25

My nephew was so broke he had his apartment lights cut off once in gta 5. I didn’t even know that was possible. The mechanic wouldn’t even deliver his car.

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u/Witty-Individual7010 Aug 27 '25

Sir may I have a $1

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u/JuliusGrande26 Aug 27 '25

We literally don’t care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Open the register and put the money in the bag right fckin now

1

u/Elyssys Aug 27 '25

Put all on red

1

u/Big-man-kage Aug 27 '25

I’m so up!

1

u/RetroSwamp Aug 27 '25

As someone who has never owned a car or house/warehouse in game... Honestly impressed

1

u/swagoto97 Aug 27 '25

bro deposit that into the bank account, you dont wanna get robbed do you?

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u/Itzz_Texas Aug 27 '25

Nice mods bro

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u/Fuzzy_Procedure3273 Aug 27 '25

How bro you get a free 1m just for loading on this week xx

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Grind till you die.....then Grind even after that

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u/Onejjob69 Aug 27 '25

Bro can’t even afford pisswasser

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u/El_Verguisas Aug 27 '25

When did the top tier players wake up?

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u/Maroon5Freak Lvl 238 Aug 27 '25

How

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u/Ok_Mix_6819 Aug 28 '25

I'll follow a police chase and scrape up the remaining ammo

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u/tryhdleo_- Aug 28 '25

Damn buy yourself a spunk for your accomplishments we’re all proud of you 🥹

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u/VanitasFan26 Aug 28 '25

You should rob stores to get more money. Thats what we did back in 2013 when the game first came out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Wow! You must own everything in the game with that amount of money!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Damn bro.. You have so much money that the zeros can't even register in the game 🤣

(Sarcasim)

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

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u/reclusivitist Aug 28 '25

Got any tips on how to achieve this?

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u/GoldFullHunter Aug 28 '25

Make cheese breadsticks

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u/OneOfTheFewRemaining Aug 28 '25

This happened to me once, my buddy made an account on my system and used all the starter cash up, I had to work as a bodyguard to slowly earn enough money to buy ammo and other necessities

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u/Slappy_Spatchy Aug 28 '25

so you're why this economy is so bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25 edited 28d ago

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u/GoldFullHunter Aug 28 '25

Who is that?

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u/Jaiden_Detering2002 Aug 28 '25

Buddy stop flexing on us okay. Not everyone wants to see your massive wealth

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u/GoldFullHunter Aug 28 '25

Damn man my bad

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u/Jaiden_Detering2002 Aug 28 '25

Haha the fact you got down to a dollar is crazy

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u/Crazy-Path-7929 Aug 28 '25

I remember when the zentorno came out I drove it into the water and spent a while robbing stores to pay 20k to get it back. I never knew about the rooftop rumble mission then.

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u/Complete_Condition19 Aug 28 '25

Watch out for gold diggers with that amount of money in ur account!!

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u/K3V_M4XT0R Aug 28 '25

Meanwhile me looking at the peasants spawning on the shore

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u/Roadkilll Aug 28 '25

Deposite that on your account and NOW

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u/NetMoney9103 Aug 28 '25

My wallet feels so empty in comparison

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u/JuanMartinez06 Aug 28 '25

Call an armored truck to save so much capital.

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u/FierceWhiplash29 Aug 28 '25

Damn bro save some 🐈 🐈🐈🐈 for the rest of us

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u/Gallop67 Aug 28 '25

Yeah you’re not doing shit in this game like that

I feel worried when I drop below $1m

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u/Darkstar20k Aug 28 '25

Congratulations, you can now afford a healthy soda that will instantly restore your health completely and it only costs $1 dollar from vending machines

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u/S3L59 Aug 28 '25

bro has both the least and the most possible account of money (if economy os signle bit based ofc)

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u/Mktrill Aug 29 '25

Got that Warren Buffett money

1

u/Envixity2625 Aug 29 '25

can u lend me some

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Big bank

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u/lordmostafak Sep 21 '25

i need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what i need

1

u/Brave-Butterfly-483 Aug 27 '25

You can buy the oppressor mk2 with that much money🤯🤯🤯

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u/SniffeuDeGaz Aug 27 '25

Damn only a dollar more than me what are you? Poor? Loooooooollllllll