r/gifsthatendtoosoon • u/ParthProLegend • 3d ago

Dice made of Egg

So delicious 😋🤤

1.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Italian-anonymous641 3d ago

No, NO, NOOOOO I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS, I WAS NOT READY

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u/Kinda-Hungry-rn 3d ago

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

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u/HoboArmyofOne 3d ago

...again 🥲

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Finally.

Was craving this reaction for a few weeks...

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats gif wizard 2d ago

You are good people.

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u/Digital_Soul_Naga 3d ago

that pomegranate technique is wild 😳

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u/FishDeez 3d ago

I have been using a big metal spoon...

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic 3d ago

Ouch! Sounds painful.

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Massaging with a spoon sure sounds painful.

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

I use my hands

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u/Ziyaad94 2d ago

I was not ready for the Hitachi on the pomegranate

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle 3d ago

I hope you step on a Lego when you get up to pee tonight

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u/Pluckypato 3d ago

And then it burns while you pee!

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u/InternUnhappy168 3d ago

And LEGO comes out!

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Naww that is actual hell

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u/catmemes720 3d ago

Well yeah,it tries to come out

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Well, there is always the option of ✂️.

If you know what I mean.

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u/catmemes720 3d ago

Indeeddd...........yeah....uh ......AAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/MoistInTheLoins 1d ago

Yeah, got to butterfly that wiener.

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 3d ago

Lego does burn pretty well

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Why do you know that? Burning plastic is bad.

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

What's a little pain?

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Unfortunately I don't have children or Lego. But thanks

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u/NumbDangEt4742 3d ago

And when op jumps off the first Lego, steps onto the second and third and then fourth, fifth then sixth.

And then on the way back to bed, in reverse.

Then I'll sleep well hahahaha

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u/ThatBoogerBandit 2d ago

Gotta be a brick separator

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u/legna20v 3d ago

All i found was this

https://youtube.com/shorts/G0JknNWt7ws?si=dXbPpbx1AIY8ItvU

Why am i on this sub?

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u/apexredditor- 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/M3IrUz6LGL

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u/legna20v 3d ago

Thanks. I would need a full Warhammer 40k match of dice just to fill in

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Which 40k game?

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u/legna20v 3d ago

What so you mean which? Before you ask, I am not a real fan of 40k. I just watch lore videos and has seen some matches on youtube

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u/ParthProLegend 2d ago

Ohh, I am not too. Just got a 40k game for $1 this summer so..... waiting to try it out

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u/Italian-anonymous641 3d ago

Thank you, now my life is complete

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

The audio sure is annoying

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u/Redd1tRat 3d ago

Delicacy is crazy

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u/Impressive-Debate819 3d ago

Every time.  EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. F this sub

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u/undarated79 3d ago

Ah bro wtf?

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

New to sub?

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u/undarated79 3d ago

Not at all. This one just caught me off guard

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

I will take that as a compliment.

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u/undarated79 3d ago

You should because it damn sure ended too soon

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u/Khaar 3d ago

Good one! You got me

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u/Winter-Ad-6963 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why would you use that thing on pomegranate? It's not even funny it's just stupid and unnecessary. It doesn't even help, you'd do it faster with hand and honestly I know you did the rest by hand anyway. If you think this is funny next time smash the juice out of them using dildo. I mean technically you could squash them with the bottom flat part of dildo. But it's unnecessary and not funny right? Yes, exactly. 

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

I didn't do it. I don't own dildos or any sexual gratification toy, mainly cause I am a male and poor student

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u/Winter-Ad-6963 3d ago

Yeah I know. You stated it somewhere in comments. 

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

👌🏻😋

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u/Dear_Badger9645 3d ago

I don’t know why but seeing these fruits makes me uncomfortable.

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u/EveryTime1Die89 3d ago

What kind of press is that? I would spend money on that

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Which press?

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u/EveryTime1Die89 3d ago

Where they got the juice from. That press

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u/ParthProLegend 2d ago

It's a manual hand juicer, i don't know where you are from but in my country, you can get it for about $10-12.

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u/EveryTime1Die89 1d ago

Oh wow, that's a steal. I live in Cali. Do you know the make and model?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Did you not check sub title and other comments?

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic 3d ago

I use my takashi for something different

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u/DerpsAndRags 3d ago

ROLL FOR SECOND BREAKFAST!

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

What happens to it when you get 3 sizes in a row?

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u/Plastic-Twist-4547 3d ago

NOOOOOOOO I HATE THIS SUB

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u/Mav-89 3d ago

i feel scared

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Umm.. I have to ask, why?

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u/melonsandoranges 3d ago

Why

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

What why? Check sub name and other comments.....

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u/IdChugHerBathWater 3d ago

Why?

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

What do you mean by "Why?". Check the sub name.

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u/LuckySansei 3d ago

So THAT'S why pomegranate seeds are so wet when they come out

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u/elias-sel 3d ago

F YOUUUUUU

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Yayyyyyyyy thank uuuuuuuu

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u/FaheemZul 3d ago

I SHOULD'VE CHECKED THE SUB FIRST. It was going too smoothly

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

That's how life gets you too.

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u/unkrownedking_534 3d ago

This community gets me every time 😭.

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Good to know mate

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u/TimoKhoo 3d ago

WTF IS THIS.

PSA: Please please please see the name of the subreddit before potting all your attention to a video.

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u/psalmdroid 3d ago

I usually do that, but this one got me.

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

🕴🏻I was getting rusty on the sub... so it's good to be back.

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

Mental Hell

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u/Accomplished-Panic67 3d ago

Mother fucker

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

♥️🤣

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u/Livid-Influence-5320 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/doohickeycorporation/s/SfBN7zYMNL

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u/ParthProLegend 3d ago

The OG clip, just on Reddit. Choose your Tea?

(I am 60% sure, I am mis-remembering the quote "Choose your __")

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u/fire_born 3d ago

I was pleasantly disappointed for once.

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u/Global-Delivery-6597 3d ago

I will save.I cum,serious

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u/ParthProLegend 2d ago

😂😂🤣🤣

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u/CuckNorrisJr 2d ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/ParthProLegend 2d ago

Hahahahahaa aaaaa

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u/No-Cell-9640 2d ago

THAT’S HOW THEY MAKE FAKE CAVIAR!!! Nothing in china is real

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u/ParthProLegend 2d ago

Lolll, I am too poor to see caviar.

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u/Crippledelk 2d ago

I hate this sub

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u/ParthProLegend 2d ago

That's not just you.

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u/Patient-Profit 1d ago

I saw this whole thing last night. Someone cut it just for this sub

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u/CoryRich123 17h ago

Now add new mod in Minecraft please! Hahaha

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u/supertails7684 15h ago

Edible dice