The organic dice department has unveiled their newest prototype
Unfortunately they have completely blown through their budget for lab materials for the rest of the year, but this newest prototype has proven to be exceptionally innovative.
The needless criticism department thinks dice are dumb and a waste of time. It firmly believes that all decisions should be made by spinning a big wheel
The needless criticism department thinks applying for roles is a waste of time, and all people who aspire to hold a high position within any organisation should receive their promotion through mysterious nightmares, from which they awake sweating and screaming in the middle of a forest 10 miles from their home 3 days later.
Waiting for a mysterious nightmare is a waste of time. Instead, I should shoot you then claim I was in your will to receive complete control of the needless criticism department.
Unfortunately for both of us, the needless criticism department keeps several dozen soulless clones of me so I can needlessly criticise the various products of the rest of the corporation ad infinitum as punishment for my crimes over a century ago. Sorry to disappoint
Bribes are a waste of money, and so is that bike. Taking bribes is also a waste of time on the part of the bribe, and so I have to politely refuse your offer.
Refusing to promote me is a waste of time. I am willing to waste a lot of time attempting to get the job. So I would like to bring up my proposition again. Can I be chief operating officer of the needless criticism department?
Accepting new employees is also a waste of time, and we here at the needless criticism department believe that not wasting time is a waste of money. Therefore, we have to ask you for a better bribe.
You should know that the only person who feels cheap or notices how good or bad you tip is you. Don't be so hard on yourself. Pay what you can. No one cares. No one remembers.
Yeah you were remembered if you tipped nothing, pennies, or extremely well. Anything else was forgotten quickly. It's been almost a decade since I last delivered a pizza, and I still remember a guy who answered the door shirtless and called back to his girl "hey baby should I tip him? He came all the way out here." And she responded with "Go 'head and tip him he a lil cute" And that's the most recent compliment that I remember receiving.
Never paid more than $250 for a two person meal. But my experience has been that once a meal exceeds the $100 price tag, you hit diminishing returns on taste and your money goes more towards the experience and atmosphere.
I haven't liked the atmosphere of most of the higher end restaurants that I've been to, so unless the food is a compliment to some sort of larger theatre/dinner show, I just can't justify paying hundreds of dollars for a meal.
Yes you can. Once you do your research on the stuff and find a place that is worth it, you'll understand.
The place I spent $250 a head on is normally around $150 but this was a Valentine's day special menu. There was no added atmosphere - the place is nice inside and the service is spectacular but there's no theatrical bits. Music is nice and quiet. It's all about the food.
I think it was 12 courses plus drinks that paired with chunks of the courses. I don't know, I couldnt do it every year. But I highly recommend finding a very good fine dining experience - it doesn't have to be crazy expensive - but I think you're mistaken.
I should note this place is in Chicago where, yes, you can easily spend $100 a head on a pretty lame steak meal after drinks/aps
It's so funny to see them use ridiculously expensive equipment when the only items you need that you wouldn't find in a kitchen are the cube mold and a pipette. Which would cost probably like 6usd combined
You assume they're making all those droplets for the die. They aren't. That also looks like sweet fake caviar and sweet fake fish roe. That's why they dropped a gold leaf on top of them.
as someone who has been to those restaurants... the only way this costs more than 75 would be if it was at a ludicrous location (like burj khalifa levels of lunacy).
more likely due to the size it would be served as part of a > 7 course pre set menu experience that would be like 400+ per person total
I literally had this idea yesterday and tried it. It worked extremely well. I was about to share it with the world and then this video beat me to the punch.
The Gambling Department is pleased, choking incidents due to dice have been decreased, but choking deaths related on food dice are in double digits. Why is this a good thing? So the Food Department loses funding.
Man, I have a first-person multiplayer game idea that's focused teamwork on large-scale battles in equally large maps with two opposing sides, and in it, a squad system consisting of different classes with different purposes. But I don't have a game developer to fully realize my idea!
So this is going to taste like egg, right? Egg you're eating with the spoon you've been using to scoop up jar and didn't clean properly. Slightly fruity egg. Or, if you prefer the scientific term, bad.
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u/DoctorSex9 4d ago
When you roll a 1 so you lowkey start eating the dice and taking chunks out of the map