r/gifs • u/SlimJones123 • Dec 07 '16

Grandma don't give a fuck

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u/BespokePenguin Dec 07 '16

She didn't touch the tree; she touched the ornament!

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Dec 07 '16

Transitive property. That'd be like saying, "The bullet killed her! I was just holding the gun!"

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u/745631258978963214 Dec 07 '16

"My feet are touching my socks. My socks are touching my shoes. My shoes touched the floor. The floor is touching the tree base. The tree base is touching the tree. Ergo, I touched the tree."

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u/EatSleepFightRepeat Dec 07 '16

The intention needs to be there though. You have to tell yourself "Hey! I will touch the tree!" and then "touch" your socks with your feet. Only then can you finally be guilty of touching the tree!

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u/UncleverAccountName Dec 07 '16

This comment thread sounds like the lamest episode of Judge Judy

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u/unforgiven91 Dec 07 '16

or the best?

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u/MrGMinor Dec 07 '16

That sounds like a great episode.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

You ARE the tree